Masstoberfest 2013

[paulthenurse]

See da pwetty birdie... Shoot!


The_bird handing Mort the Masstoberfest Cup.

 

[Melana]

Now there's a smurf spotting.

 

[paulthenurse]

That little blue bastard gets around.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

how does one win the cup? I know the nihbc has a vote of the best beer, what are the quals of this?

 

[paulthenurse]

It doesn't matter. You're not winning it.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

and I was already thinking on many different ways to improve it

 

[the_bird]

how does one win the cup? I know the nihbc has a vote of the best beer, what are the quals of this?

Qualification #1. Not you.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

the fact that he ever gave it to someone that lives in west butfark mass, farks sheeps, and is married to his sister is beyond me

 

[Melana]

the fact that he ever gave it to someone that lives in west butfark mass, farks sheeps, and is married to his sister is beyond me

Wow you know him so well!

 

[the_bird]

Alright, I've confirmed with the home front, I'm in for the 28th. I've passed the information on to Bill Clark and my buddy Chris (brewtroll). I think we should make Smurf and PTO do a steinbier again, just because... well, FIRE!

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh. .. You can make it... That's great....


No really.... Thats great... That's just f'ing great....


Ya know, it's a long ways from way out there... You might want to get an ok from your doc before making that long, LONG trip. Wouldn't want to get a blood clot. Just a thought.

 

[nhwrecker]

In that pic with the trophy,
I never noticed Paul's new shed with the orange door in the background before. That must be where all the hookers are buried.

 

[Melana]

In that pic with the trophy,
I never noticed Paul's new shed with the orange door in the background before. That must be where all the hookers are buried.

Yes! Minus the toes of course....

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I posted this on another forum but want to make sure everyone sees it. so here ya go:

ok, I am only going to say this once, so maybe all should pay attention. if you think you can poke fun at me and not expect me to turn around and do the same guess what, that dosent work. you can all just take a step back because I am not someone that just gonna take it and cower into the corner and just take it. there seems to be a few of you that seem to take it personally, and I am sorry you feel that way. I am really a nice guy and dont want people to think of me as som a**hole just being here to piss people off. I took it as this was a place to bust balls and get the same. sorry for the misunderstanding.

 

[Melana]

I posted this on another forum but want to make sure everyone sees it. so here ya go:

ok, I am only going to say this once, so maybe all should pay attention. if you think you can poke fun at me and not expect me to turn around and do the same guess what, that dosent work. you can all just take a step back because I am not someone that just gonna take it and cower into the corner and just take it. there seems to be a few of you that seem to take it personally, and I am sorry you feel that way. I am really a nice guy and dont want people to think of me as som a**hole just being here to piss people off. I took it as this was a place to bust balls and get the same. sorry for the misunderstanding.

I didn't see anyone pissed at you.... And I thought we were all friends here!

 

[DakotaRules]

That's tough to follow but I think I will be able to make it. Maybe even bring my rig. May brew a Tart of Darkness clone.

 

[paulthenurse]

Tough indeed but as an ER nurse for 29 years my vest advice is to disass.

 

[paulthenurse]

Disassociate yourself from the dysfunction and carry on.

So what are you bringing to Masstoberfest?

 

[DakotaRules]

Disassociate yourself from the dysfunction and carry on.

So what are you bringing to Masstoberfest?

I'll bring a snack and loose bottles. Have some cider, octoberfest, and some other mixed brew. I'll keep ya posted.

 

[Yooper]

Disassociate yourself from the dysfunction and carry on.

So what are you bringing to Masstoberfest?

Look who's talking! I thought you put the FUN in dysFUNction.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pipe down, you.


Or rather... Pipe down, Yoop.

 

[Melana]

Shhhhh Yoop, lets not tell him that he's just not normal....

 

[paulthenurse]

Normal is a setting in the washing machine.

 

[the_bird]

...

Did somebody say NORML? Does that mean that Hippie's coming up?

 

[Melana]

...

Did somebody say NORML? Does that mean that Hippie's coming up?

Isn't Hippie halfway across the globe?

 

[the_bird]

Mentally or physically?

 

[paulthenurse]

Both. Hes living out in CA.

 

[Melana]

I thought he was in India...

 

[the_bird]

I think he's coming back east for Thanksgiving.

 

[paulthenurse]

I thought he was in India...

The ruppee has devalued 25% since he was in India.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

 

[Melana]

rufee?

 

[paulthenurse]

A 'rupee' (I misspelled it initially) is the Indian currency, worth about 1.5 cents.

 

[Melana]

Thought there was always value to the rufi?

 

[paulthenurse]

Absolutely. Without 'rufees' Yeager wouldn't have kids.

 

[Melana]

Brilliant! Lets drag Yeager into the mix... we all know that he is unable to defend himself.

Hey, is Smurfie going to attend Masstoberfest this year?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Hey, you never know, but I might make an appearance this year.

Just a warning... Be prepared.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't know. Haven't seen him since the last one I assume so. PTO will drag him out from his tree.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, you never know, but I might make an appearance this year.

Just a warning... Be prepared.

I'll hide the sulverwaree

 

[Melana]

I'll hide the sulverwaree

Have you been drinking already?

 

[paulthenurse]

Not yet. Soon. Heading to the harbor now.