motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
*cheaters! wait a sec....
yeah, sure is for you.
if it's any consolation, we got about 1" here. still doubled my commute for some stupid reason.
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*cheaters! wait a sec....
yeah, sure is for you.
if it's any consolation, we got about 1" here. still doubled my commute for some stupid reason.
We're getting about 2" of snow here so far and it doesn't show any signs of stopping. Guess I'll make some beer.
Wow...Wisconsin gets 2", and we get wallopped with 19"! New York is definitely a snow state, but this year has been ridiculous.
You got that just today or is that cumulative?
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
yeah you guys have been smacked hard. we've had it pretty light so far, although it is still coming down right now, probably end up with more than 2" today.
also, hilarious pic
also, hilarious pic
I SAID I was sorry. Just let it go already, please?
I think it's going to be a great game! I would LOVE to see Rodgers get hot like he did against Atlanta. He wasn't so hot in the Chicago game, that's for sure.
I'm really looking forward to this one!
Last night. Central Park recorded the official for the city at 15.3", but Staten Island's tally was 19".
We're not getting much today, but we've already exceeded January's quota so that's fine. At least it's a little warmer - freakin' stupid cold a couple nights ago. Think the official measurement at the local airport was -19° (not factoring in wind chill) which is about as cold as I ever remember it getting.
Every year, I get a little bit more sick of the cold.
Every year, I get a little bit more sick of the cold.
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Sittin' in a bah sippin The Awesomeness (our Consecretion clone). I know thr bahtendahs heah wicked good and brought in a bottle for em. Jesus freakin Christmas this is a good beer.
Bird... I'm serious.... It gives te U1 a VERY serious run for its money. You tried it at Masstoberfest but my bottles actually carbed.... Huuuuge difference)
Bird... I'm serious.... It gives te U1 a VERY serious run for its money. You tried it at Masstoberfest but my bottles actually carbed.... Huuuuge difference)
Godayumn!
Ok, snow is stopped now. I'm done plowing and I'm going to go make bread and watch Slapshot.
You gonna bring a bottle to U3? More importantly, you gonna bring a pigcowturduckenlingucaouille?
SpanishCastleAle
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He's shoehorning andouille in there now?
You know, it was 40 this morning and I nearly froze.
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Of course there will be some at U3.
The pig? Yeah.... Not so much. That aint happenin' until the big cookout in july
The pig? Yeah.... Not so much. That aint happenin' until the big cookout in july
"Somebody ask Cromartie if he knows what CBA stands for."
Count me in Matt Hasselbeck's fan club now.
Count me in Matt Hasselbeck's fan club now.
Bernie Brewer
Grouchy Old Fart
I agree it is basically nothing. But it is enough to make the Steelers realize that the Pack isn't going to pass on every play. Should buy Rodgers the time in the pocket he need. That is the way the Packers roll. How many Super Bowls did San Francisco win in the 80s with no running game? Folks were saying the same thing then.
Agreed that Pittsburgh can't be counted out. they're damned good. Hell the spread is only, what, 2.5 points? That's nothing.
Bernie Brewer
Grouchy Old Fart
That's a funny joke, but I hope the home team DOES win, cuz the Packers are the home team in this year's Super Bowl...............
did you hear why the packers are favored in the super bowl?
because they heard the steelers are going to be the home team on the score board and the home team never wins in dallas.
hahaha!
Yeah AFC and NFC alternate being the home team in the Super Bowl. This year is the NFC. Does that mean the Steelers are going to be favored now?
If the Patriots get Fitz, they will be getting a superior human being. Let's hope they don't ruin him and spit him out like they did with Moss.
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Who holds the NFL all-time record for TD catches in a season? And what team was he on? Let me do some research cause I'm not sure. I'm damn sure it can't be a team that "ruined" that WR. That would be unpossible!!
You ruined him as a human being. He was a fine upstanding young man. Now he is a social pariah.
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Shall we look up any "social offenses" he may have committed over his NFL career and count how many took place during his time in the land of the Flying Elvi?
Dwain
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Man, I love me some clownin' on the Punktrits fans, but that is a classic.
When your team is out of contention apparently you lose the ability to recognize sarcasm.
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LOL... I recognized it perfectly... I was simply playing along.
Seriously though... he was a SAINT with the Pats. Other than the one post-game conference early this year when he babbled on and on about his contract, he was a saint. And what happened as soon as he opened his mouth? SEE YA
Seriously though... he was a SAINT with the Pats. Other than the one post-game conference early this year when he babbled on and on about his contract, he was a saint. And what happened as soon as he opened his mouth? SEE YA
Come on Dallas, I was willing to pay $500 to park but a stripper shortage? That's it, I'm staying home now.
http://dailycaller.com/2011/01/28/d...out-stripper-shortage-for-super-bowl-weekend/
http://dailycaller.com/2011/01/28/d...out-stripper-shortage-for-super-bowl-weekend/
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Oh man... I have a fantastic Super Bowl stripper story (seriously). I'll have to type it out when I'm feeling less lazy.
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(ok... I'm not feeling lazy)
I went out to San Diego for Super Bowl 37 (Raiders/Bucs) in '03 with a couple of my buddies. We went out only because another of our buddies was living in San Diego at the time. We had no intention of going to the game but just wanted to hang out for the weekend.
Anyway... our boy that lived out there... great guy... but just kinda of a jackass. You know the type. He's talking a huge game the whole time how he knows all the good spots and he's a "VIP" in a bunch of places so he's going to get us into all of the cool clubs (ehh... yeah... right).
So he takes us to this strip joint that Friday night... "Ohh, this is gonna be awesome, this place has the hottest women on the planet and I know the bouncers here... we'll be rock stars in here". Again... yeah... right.
We get to the front door... $50 cover (it's Super Bowl weekend). We hem and haw... fine.. we cough up the cash and go in. We walk in... the effin place is EMPTY. It's like 10:00 on a Friday night! We look at the stage... SWEET MUTHER!!! The woman up there was a freakin' DISASTER... freakin' stretch marks... a effin scar... about 30 lbs overweight and looks like she's about 50. We're HORRIFIED.
YEAH... (as I'm sure the above article is about)... ALL of the strippers that are worth ANYTHING are working private parties. The clubs had to scramble and pull anyone off the street they could... and it freakin' showed. So now we're all basically threatening our budy... the "VIP" with an absolute and thorough beat down. He decides he's going to try to make the best of it and sit down in Rapers Row. We're all over by the bar, sipping our $11 Buds thinking about how we're going to KILL this effin guy.
All of a sudden, this stripper comes on stage... she's maybe 25... ugly as freakin' sin... and it looked like 1) she had NEVER been on stage before and 2) she was on about 38 different drugs. She was NASTY. She's not dancing with ANY rhythm whatsoever... she's just kinda standing on stage awkwardly moving her hips back and forth. It was painful to watch. She does her little thing.. and then decides she's going to go around to the guys in Rapers Row, on all fours, looking for tips. Guys are just getting up and walking away.
She makes her way over to our buddy and he's just sitting there. She goes to put her hand down, missed the bar, tumbles off the stage, spills his full beer in his lap and then falls off the stage into his lap. He immediately jumps up with this look of horror on his face and basically tosses her back up on stage. We're hysterical.
He comes walking over, drenched in beer and proceeds to tell us not only is he now soaked through with cheap beer but she had "the worst body odor I've ever smelled... without a doubt. I got a whiff and started gagging!" AGain... we're hysterical. She goes back stage and he makes his way BACK down to Rapers Row (about 20 feet away from us). My two other buddies make a trip to the pisser so I'm standing there by myself.
All of a sudden a door opens to my right and who should come walking out?? Ms. BodyOdor. She comes staggering up to me and now she's looking to do lap-dances. "Hey... do you want a private dance?" (I start gagging from the smell). then I ask, "How much?" "$15"... My answer? "Here's $40... see that guy down there... he wants two." (pointing to my a-hole buddy she had just dumped a beer on).
She takes my $40 and walks down to him... I'm dyin' laughin... she doesn't even realize it was the guy who just threw her back up on stage. Now, I can't HEAR what is being said but I see her tap him on the shoulder... he looks in horror... she says something and points to another room... he starts shaking his head "no" feverishly and says something... she turns and points up to me... his head turns, looks at me with total disgust... and I put on the biggest ****eatin grin and wave.
Next thing I know... she's leading him to the other room!
He comes back ten minutes later and I think his face had actually turned green. He's cursing me out saying how he almost threw up about 15 times. We're all crying laughing at him.
... and then we left. So... For $101 I had a Bud and have a funny story.
I went out to San Diego for Super Bowl 37 (Raiders/Bucs) in '03 with a couple of my buddies. We went out only because another of our buddies was living in San Diego at the time. We had no intention of going to the game but just wanted to hang out for the weekend.
Anyway... our boy that lived out there... great guy... but just kinda of a jackass. You know the type. He's talking a huge game the whole time how he knows all the good spots and he's a "VIP" in a bunch of places so he's going to get us into all of the cool clubs (ehh... yeah... right).
So he takes us to this strip joint that Friday night... "Ohh, this is gonna be awesome, this place has the hottest women on the planet and I know the bouncers here... we'll be rock stars in here". Again... yeah... right.
We get to the front door... $50 cover (it's Super Bowl weekend). We hem and haw... fine.. we cough up the cash and go in. We walk in... the effin place is EMPTY. It's like 10:00 on a Friday night! We look at the stage... SWEET MUTHER!!! The woman up there was a freakin' DISASTER... freakin' stretch marks... a effin scar... about 30 lbs overweight and looks like she's about 50. We're HORRIFIED.
YEAH... (as I'm sure the above article is about)... ALL of the strippers that are worth ANYTHING are working private parties. The clubs had to scramble and pull anyone off the street they could... and it freakin' showed. So now we're all basically threatening our budy... the "VIP" with an absolute and thorough beat down. He decides he's going to try to make the best of it and sit down in Rapers Row. We're all over by the bar, sipping our $11 Buds thinking about how we're going to KILL this effin guy.
All of a sudden, this stripper comes on stage... she's maybe 25... ugly as freakin' sin... and it looked like 1) she had NEVER been on stage before and 2) she was on about 38 different drugs. She was NASTY. She's not dancing with ANY rhythm whatsoever... she's just kinda standing on stage awkwardly moving her hips back and forth. It was painful to watch. She does her little thing.. and then decides she's going to go around to the guys in Rapers Row, on all fours, looking for tips. Guys are just getting up and walking away.
She makes her way over to our buddy and he's just sitting there. She goes to put her hand down, missed the bar, tumbles off the stage, spills his full beer in his lap and then falls off the stage into his lap. He immediately jumps up with this look of horror on his face and basically tosses her back up on stage. We're hysterical.
He comes walking over, drenched in beer and proceeds to tell us not only is he now soaked through with cheap beer but she had "the worst body odor I've ever smelled... without a doubt. I got a whiff and started gagging!" AGain... we're hysterical. She goes back stage and he makes his way BACK down to Rapers Row (about 20 feet away from us). My two other buddies make a trip to the pisser so I'm standing there by myself.
All of a sudden a door opens to my right and who should come walking out?? Ms. BodyOdor. She comes staggering up to me and now she's looking to do lap-dances. "Hey... do you want a private dance?" (I start gagging from the smell). then I ask, "How much?" "$15"... My answer? "Here's $40... see that guy down there... he wants two." (pointing to my a-hole buddy she had just dumped a beer on).
She takes my $40 and walks down to him... I'm dyin' laughin... she doesn't even realize it was the guy who just threw her back up on stage. Now, I can't HEAR what is being said but I see her tap him on the shoulder... he looks in horror... she says something and points to another room... he starts shaking his head "no" feverishly and says something... she turns and points up to me... his head turns, looks at me with total disgust... and I put on the biggest ****eatin grin and wave.
Next thing I know... she's leading him to the other room!
He comes back ten minutes later and I think his face had actually turned green. He's cursing me out saying how he almost threw up about 15 times. We're all crying laughing at him.
... and then we left. So... For $101 I had a Bud and have a funny story.
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wow... that was a long story
Joemama474
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kbuzz
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Anyone else thinking that Ben might retire with the most Super Bowls for a QB EVER??!?! Dude could get his 3rd in a few days and is only 28 years old...jus sayin...
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Best words you've typed in the whole thread!
Just a reminder... Your avatar is of two guys having anal sex
Bernie Brewer
Grouchy Old Fart
That was a hilarious story! But seriously....I hate strip clubs. Biggest waste of money and an exercise in frustration, IMHO. But to each his own.
Joemama474
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No, no... It's photographic trash talk. Their clothes are on, for crying out loud. Brett was the only packer with no-fly jeans.
TANSTAAFB
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No, no... It's photographic trash talk. Their clothes are on, for crying out loud. Brett was the only packer with no-fly jeans.
Brother, you can call it what you want, but even prison sex to show domination is still one dude f*&%ckin another dude
While your avatar is funny, it is still gay as hell...and we all know nothing like THAT has EVER happened in a guys locker room!!!
Wow, this Pro Bowl is a J-O-K-E!
Joke! Joke! Joke!
Joke! Joke! Joke!
Dwain
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That's why they call them the shiite packers
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