you still use hops in your beer?

[balrog]

Employed?
Or True Employed?

Are we at 600 freaking yet?

 

[lschiavo]

Post #548-1/2. Doug stole the recipe. We'll probably never hear from him again.

 

[balrog]

Dang.
Truly.

 

[MaxStout]

I think the recipe is in the same vault where they keep the KFC recipe. Heavily guarded. But another 36 posts and the genie's coming out of the bottle (pun intended).

Go 600!

 

[GRBC]

i have kind of been doing my own thing for a long time, really getting into True Beer. I haven't even thought of hops in ages. Do you STILL use hops???

Yes

 

[triethylborane]

Yes

uh oh

Pyongyang not going to be happy about this development

spies everywhere bro

 

[radwizard]

So Fred's back, and he's offering Jobs at True Beer (tm) International? What else did I miss?

 

[MaxStout]

True Beer(TM) International's HQ. Classy digs, and I hear that nose cone tilts off and reveals a nice patio for summertime beer tastings. Word has it, Lil' Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman even show up for a pint once in a while.

 

[dstockwell]

True Beer(TM)

Dilly, Dilly!!

 

[brewbama]

True Beer(TM)

Dilly, Dilly!!

Dilly, Dilly!

 

[lump42]

True Beer(TM) International's HQ. Classy digs, and I hear that nose cone tilts off and reveals a nice patio for summertime beer tastings. Word has it, Lil' Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman even show up for a pint once in a while.

Maybe Fred's launch wasn't a brewery opening. The True Beer (TM) Intl. HQ looks like it could easily reach at least a low Earth orbit.

 

[balrog]

I read in the news today, We May Have Found The 'Missing Link' In Understanding How Life On Earth Started

And that link? DAP! That's further proof of the Trueness of Beer, as, um, wait a minute, DAP is yeast nutrient, but that's Diammonium Phosphate but the article is about Diamidophosphate, but, um,

Oh hell. It's DAP. True Beer! It's not like I'm going on a tangent or anything.

 

[MaxStout]

I read in the news today, We May Have Found The 'Missing Link' In Understanding How Life On Earth Started

And that link? DAP! That's further proof of the Trueness of Beer, as, um, wait a minute, DAP is yeast nutrient, but that's Diammonium Phosphate but the article is about Diamidophosphate, but, um,

Oh hell. It's DAP. True Beer! It's not like I'm going on a tangent or anything.

Then it's possible life began with True Beer(TM). In fact, maybe we could go one step further and suggest that True Beer(TM) was there during the Big Bang, 13 billion years ago. The answer to life, the universe and everything.

And I thought it was 42.

 

[kev211]

Then it's possible life began with True Beer(TM). In fact, maybe we could go one step further and suggest that True Beer(TM) was there during the Big Bang, 13 billion years ago. The answer to life, the universe and everything.

And I thought it was 42.

Take that 2015 join daters. Real brewers have been making True Beer (TM) since the beginning of time

 

[Inkleg]

Real brewers have been making True Beer (TM) since the beginning of time

No doubt, but the answer to True Beer (TM) nirvana is still 42. We just don't know what the question is. Come on 600!!

 

[MaxStout]

No doubt, but the answer to True Beer (TM) nirvana is still 42. We just don't know what the question is. Come on 600!!

I started thinking about the question, but then...

Need more True Beer(TM).

 

[Murphys_Law]

This explains a lot! I was going to dry hop with dolphin but I can’t seem to catch any in my nets!

 

[MaxStout]

This explains a lot! I was going to dry hop with dolphin but I can’t seem to catch any in my nets!

You need tuna nets to catch dolphin.

 

[atoughram]

I like bacon

 

[MaxStout]

20 posts to go. We need to push this over the top tonight!

 

[allanmorgan]

What happens at 600? I think I missed that post. Do tell.

 

[drainbamage]

20 posts to go. We need to push this over the top tonight!

In! The people demand a revelation from on high!

Or a revelation while high. Whatever.

 

[lump42]

This explains a lot! I was going to dry hop with dolphin but I can’t seem to catch any in my nets!

No no, you want to dry drywall True Beer (tm), but don’t forget your towel, you’ll want to keep contained in your towel.

 

[Murphys_Law]

What happens at 600? I think I missed that post. Do tell.

True Beer will reveal itself to you and your membership date will no longer matter. Pre and post 2015’er will post in harmony. We will all be equal in the eyes of True Beer.

Long live True Beer!

 

[MaxStout]

What happens at 600? I think I missed that post. Do tell.

Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.

 

[allanmorgan]

True Beer will reveal itself to you and your membership date will no longer matter.

Long live True Beer!

Well then, come on 600. Between this thread and the "sewage in a kettle" thread, this has been an epic week or so for me!!

 

[allanmorgan]

Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.

That made me laugh! For the last few days my nekkid cat has been looking at me in a very suspicious manner, but in fairness, I've been looking at him with a "what can I brew with you" kinda look. I think he's on to me.

 

[MaxStout]

We're almost there. We mustn't keep FredTheCat waiting....

 

[allanmorgan]

I'm good at this...fredthecat

 

[allanmorgan]

nekkid cat

 

[allanmorgan]

please use drywall

 

[allanmorgan]

true beer (tm) is the only beer

 

[allanmorgan]

your beer isn't real if it isn't True Beer (tm)

 

[allanmorgan]

I want the real True Beer (tm) recipe.....

 

[MaxStout]

I'm out of words at the moment (rare!), so I'll just post this...

 

[allanmorgan]

Only 6 more to go until the rapture of True Beer (tm)

 

[allanmorgan]

Woo! 4 more to go. Pushing it to the end.

 

[MaxStout]

All I can say is, this had better be good.

 

[allanmorgan]

Nice motorcycle...not a nekkid cat that can be used for brewing True Beer (tm)

 

[allanmorgan]

Me!!