carltjones
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The wife is asleep after midnight and you discreetly grab your smartphone to read more about brewing.
Next time, please just use the report post button and let us deal with it. Thanks! Carry on ON TOPIC please.and seriously, I've been hounded for the past week by mods complaining about my long signature
you really feel the need to tell us you have 3 empty primaries?
When part of vacation planning includes asking yourself when any brews have to be bottled or moved to secondary.
GrogNerd said:yay, Georgia! way to stomp on that pesky Presumption of Innocence some dead white guys wrote about a couple hundred years ago
when you replaced playboy with northern brewers catalog to do your buisness
Probably somebody's already covered it, but, this literally just happened:
You look at a picture of oatmeal cooking and think "man, that's a funny-lookin' mash."
I think most states have similar laws, if not requiring it to be for immediate-family (or even personal) consumption or flat-out prohibiting it to be taken outside the home it's made in (which is actually surprisingly common).Virginia allows up to the federal limit, but only allows "Any person who manufactures beer in accordance with this subdivision may remove from his residence an amount not to exceed fifteen gallons of such beer on any one occasion for (i) personal or family use"
so I guess a ½bbl would be over the limit
At least beer pron is more acceptable when your ladyfriends walk in on you...
you're happy when your friends drink all your beer!
emjay said:Possibly the best one on here. Bravo! Also probably going to be the best one that will ever be thought of, in all honesty, as it sounds perfect and absolutely nails all the things that make a great entry. But it doesn't really hurt that the incredibly vast majority of them aren't exactly playing the game entirely correctly either, strictly speaking.
(For example's sake, in case anybody wonders what the heck I'm talking about: "You look at your mashtun and..." - There! It's right there, in the very first words. If you personally have a mash tun to even look at, then yeah, you are probably a homebrewer, nothing further needed. The cleverness comes from coming up with a statement that best fits "You know you're a homebrewer when...," without making any explicit references TO home brewing. Sutepan's comment wouldn't sound like it has anything to do with homebrewing to a non-brewer (or even to many actual brewers, if said somewhere without an obvious homebrewing context), even if they somehow knew all the words and phrases of our vocabulary. Ultimately it's all in good fun though, and this isn't meant to be complaining; I'm merely expressing appreciation of one that I felt really hits the mark. But when it all comes down to it, just do whatever's fun for you!)
You post pictures of your yeast for no reason
now that is a yeast infection
when you see the Beck's Sapphire Super Bowl commercial and want to buy it just for the bottle.
when you read about the proposed legalization of homebrewing in Alabama and think, "ONLY 52 gallons a year?"
when you see the Beck's Sapphire Super Bowl commercial and want to buy it just for the bottle.
It's better than the current 0 gallons per year!!!
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