worst possible craft beer names

[MeatyPortion]

Stag Semen Stout

For the record this is a real beer actually made with stag semen available in New Zealand.

http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/drink/new-zealand-pub-has-created-stag-semen-beer

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen

...

 

[IrishBrewer420]

I realize this thread is worst possible craft beer names, but could I possibly bend the rules just a tiny bit and post a worst possible wine name? Here goes:

The Wine of Death; like my last post this is a real wine from Portugal featured on an episode of Booze Traveler. The wine is bottle-aged in soil and must be physically dug up with a spade. Apparently soil-aging wine imparts "earthy" flavors to it.

http://www.travelchannel.com/shows/booze-traveler/episodes/playing-the-booze-in-portugal

 

[MeatyPortion]

Triggered Trappist IPA (a portion of proceeds go toward extremist charities)

 

[bleme]

Purple Pecker Yogurt Slinger. Wish I took a picture. Tasted like Capri Sun!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Used Underwear-filtered Avocado Rauchbier

 

[MeatyPortion]

Hopbukkake Pearly-Weisse Ale

 

[homebrewer_99]

Schitz. Our name says it all!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Roadkill-Souffle Possum Porter

 

[Gadjobrinus]

HopPoopin' MildewMarzen

 

[homebrewer_99]

Skunk Bladder IPA (Intense Putrid Aroma)...

 

[JPBrewLI]

Hairy's Balls & Taint Sweat Ale (Colonoscopy bag aged)

 

[ESBrewer]

When there's nothing in the beer itself to catch your attention...the name obviously needs to be based on a body secretion.

 

[Gadjobrinus]

When there's nothing in the beer itself to catch your attention...the name obviously needs to be based on a body secretion.

Oh I don't know, Pit Juice Porter always makes me want to pop a lukewarm one.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Creepy Uncle-Daddy's Jar o'DNA-changin' Barley Syrup

 

[ESBrewer]

Oh I don't know, Pit Juice Porter always makes me want to pop a lukewarm one.

The feeling when you just brewed 200 hectoliters of...pit juice.

 

[Gadjobrinus]

The feeling when you just brewed 200 hectoliters of...pit juice.

 

[bringerofgame]

Creepy Uncle-Daddy's Jar o'DNA-changin' Barley Syrup

You could have stopped at dna

 

[MeatyPortion]

Salty Protein Lick-Spittle Froth White Ale