worst possible craft beer names

[MeatyPortion]

Random Hop Residue Donkey-Punch Frankfurter Ale

 

[Steveruch]

Weeping Boil light lager.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Strains of Vaginal Yeast Irish Red Ale

 

[BikerMatt]

Sour puss lambic

 

[JonM]

Non-Newtonian Ale. (Do not shake.)

 

[MeatyPortion]

Racism-in-a-bottle White IPA (mit lebensraum)

 

[nmfree]

This one just looks and sounds like crap. I remember trying the Voodoo Doughnut Ale and couldn't stand it. I don't want to rip on Rogue too much but I haven't liked much of any of their beers and this label looks to continue that trend (although it's funny).

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDSv7q_x5Kk[/ame]

 

[BikerMatt]

^ Lol what a bunch of pssies what never had anything stronger than newcastle? I'd love to see them try down a quadruple IPA or a Siperia Stout, while calmly enjoying the same brand myself

(not that I would be a big fan of IPAs but not often has a beer came across that I haven't been able to drink. Not for years anyway)

 

[MeatyPortion]

"None of these have been enjoyable!"

You think beer is a fcking game???

 

[MeatyPortion]

Wrung out of a Wrestling Singlet Light Lager

 

[MeatyPortion]

Cavity Search Rauchbier

 

[Steveruch]

Wrung out of a Wrestling Singlet Light Lager

Andre the Giant's?

 

[MeatyPortion]

Andre the Giant's?

This could be the label art.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Something like this, but with more backsplash.

 

[bleme]

Wrung out of a Wrestling Singlet Light Lager

Or were you thinking more like this?

 

[MeatyPortion]

Or were you thinking more like this?

Ew, sure?

 

[JonM]

Or this?

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1487862309.324479.jpg

 

[MeatyPortion]

Or backhair?

 

[chudsonvt]

 

[nmfree]

I'm genuinely surprised no one has done this for real.

 

[chudsonvt]

I'm genuinely surprised no one has done this for real.

Commercially or HB? I just figured that craft malt liquor was a bit of an oxymoron so I had to whip that image together. Not as raunchy as some of the others on here, but still... Would you buy it? Haha

 

[Steveruch]

Commercially or HB? I just figured that craft malt liquor was a bit of an oxymoron so I had to whip that image together. Not as raunchy as some of the others on here, but still... Would you buy it? Haha

No, but I probably would have swiped it from the old man's fridge when I was 17.

 

[BikerMatt]

Bong water - herbal infused rauchbier

 

[MeatyPortion]

Jonestown Flavor-Aid Hefeweizen

 

[MeatyPortion]

Not beer, but same level of barf.

http://www.hellawella.com/20-worst-flavor-suggestions-lays-do-us-flavor-challenge

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

"Milk Stout with real milk"

 

[MeatyPortion]

Incest is Besteweizen Dunkel

 

[lschiavo]

 

[MeatyPortion]

wat

 

[BrewerBrad82]

It Burns When IPA

 

[MeatyPortion]

Ebola n' Sriracha Triple Hopped Pale Sahti

 

[BikerMatt]

No hops in sahti

 

[MeatyPortion]

No hops in sahti

That's what makes it so wrong.

 

[kristiismean]

my new ne-ipa

 

[nmfree]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLKRfLI7oBE[/ame]

 

[MeatyPortion]

Nickelback: The Beer

 

[MeatyPortion]

Various Flavors of Concrete Sidewalks Blood Orange Hefepilsner

 

[MeatyPortion]

Spiced Man **** Cheese Dopplebock

 

[BikerMatt]

Reindeer piss

Actually a very widely known nickname for one of the biggest selling commercial brews here (Lapin Kulta/ Lapland's gold) IMO they could bottle the mentioned substance and I bet half wouldn't notice a change.

 

[IrishBrewer420]

Stag Semen Stout

For the record this is a real beer actually made with stag semen available in New Zealand.

http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/drink/new-zealand-pub-has-created-stag-semen-beer

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen