worst possible craft beer names

[chudsonvt]

I'm genuinely surprised no one has done this for real.

Commercially or HB? I just figured that craft malt liquor was a bit of an oxymoron so I had to whip that image together. Not as raunchy as some of the others on here, but still... Would you buy it? Haha

 

[Steveruch]

Commercially or HB? I just figured that craft malt liquor was a bit of an oxymoron so I had to whip that image together. Not as raunchy as some of the others on here, but still... Would you buy it? Haha

No, but I probably would have swiped it from the old man's fridge when I was 17.

 

[BikerMatt]

Bong water - herbal infused rauchbier

 

[MeatyPortion]

Jonestown Flavor-Aid Hefeweizen

 

[MeatyPortion]

Not beer, but same level of barf.

http://www.hellawella.com/20-worst-flavor-suggestions-lays-do-us-flavor-challenge

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

"Milk Stout with real milk"

 

[MeatyPortion]

Incest is Besteweizen Dunkel

 

[lschiavo]

 

[MeatyPortion]

wat

 

[BrewerBrad82]

It Burns When IPA

 

[MeatyPortion]

Ebola n' Sriracha Triple Hopped Pale Sahti

 

[BikerMatt]

No hops in sahti

 

[MeatyPortion]

No hops in sahti

That's what makes it so wrong.

 

[kristiismean]

my new ne-ipa

 

[nmfree]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLKRfLI7oBE[/ame]

 

[MeatyPortion]

Nickelback: The Beer

 

[MeatyPortion]

Various Flavors of Concrete Sidewalks Blood Orange Hefepilsner

 

[MeatyPortion]

Spiced Man **** Cheese Dopplebock

 

[BikerMatt]

Reindeer piss

Actually a very widely known nickname for one of the biggest selling commercial brews here (Lapin Kulta/ Lapland's gold) IMO they could bottle the mentioned substance and I bet half wouldn't notice a change.

 

[IrishBrewer420]

Stag Semen Stout

For the record this is a real beer actually made with stag semen available in New Zealand.

http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/drink/new-zealand-pub-has-created-stag-semen-beer

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen

 

[MeatyPortion]

Stag Semen Stout

For the record this is a real beer actually made with stag semen available in New Zealand.

http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/drink/new-zealand-pub-has-created-stag-semen-beer

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/drinks/70801726/a-semenil-pint-wellington-pub-and-brewer-create-beer-laced-with-stag-semen

...

 

[IrishBrewer420]

I realize this thread is worst possible craft beer names, but could I possibly bend the rules just a tiny bit and post a worst possible wine name? Here goes:

The Wine of Death; like my last post this is a real wine from Portugal featured on an episode of Booze Traveler. The wine is bottle-aged in soil and must be physically dug up with a spade. Apparently soil-aging wine imparts "earthy" flavors to it.

http://www.travelchannel.com/shows/booze-traveler/episodes/playing-the-booze-in-portugal

 

[MeatyPortion]

Triggered Trappist IPA (a portion of proceeds go toward extremist charities)

 

[bleme]

Purple Pecker Yogurt Slinger. Wish I took a picture. Tasted like Capri Sun!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Used Underwear-filtered Avocado Rauchbier

 

[MeatyPortion]

Hopbukkake Pearly-Weisse Ale

 

[homebrewer_99]

Schitz. Our name says it all!

 

[MeatyPortion]

Roadkill-Souffle Possum Porter

 

[user 246304]

HopPoopin' MildewMarzen

 

[homebrewer_99]

Skunk Bladder IPA (Intense Putrid Aroma)...