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I got a good tshirt idea. For a ladies tee, you put two hop cones where the sweater puppets would be and underneath put "thanks to wholesalehops.com, these bad boys are dry hopped" or "keep your hands off my hops, get your own at wholesalehops.com" Or you could put the hops on the back and put "I'm really easy to dance with thanks to wholesalehops.com"
 
wholesalehops.com...so much (alpha) acid, you'll think you're seeing things
Hop to it, go to wholesalehops.com for all your hops.
Prices so low, you'll think you're buying rabbit pellets.
wholesalehops.com.....I put that $hit in everything.
 
One more week to get your slogans in! Thanks to all have participated, we definitely have some winners.
 
wholesalehops.com. Pound for pound the best place for hops.

wholesalehops.com. We'll fill up your freezer.
 
Wholesalehops.com...You can afford to buy our acid in bulk!

Wholesalehops.com...Where the hop-heads go for A.A.

Wholesalehops.com...Hops all the way to the bitter end
 
Wholesalehops.com - Even your mom thinks your I.B.U. is too low
Wholesalehops.com - A ounce of hops is worth a pound of beer
Wholesalehops.com - If you want to be hoppy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
Wholesalehops.com - But O, how bitter a thing it is to look into hoppiness through another man's eyes. ~William Shakespeare
 
Hip Hops.

Fresh from the bine to IBU.

Because you're bitter.

Always better bitters.

Without 'em it's just barley water.

Home of the big cone.

Choke on our cones.

Not your granddady's hop yard.

Better than gruit.

Love our lupulin.

For what ales you.

Alls well that ends ale.

Hop heads unite!

Now hop to it!

Get your brew on!

Sweet, sweet, bitter!

Bitter is better!

Bring on the bitter.

Put the bitter in you bottle.

Make your brew bitter.

Nobody licks our lupulin!

Top hops!

Your one stop hop shop.

Where the hop heads shop.

Hops>Gruit.

Where the big boils shop.

Bitter than the rest.

IBU's FTW.

Stuff your sock with our hops.



Ok ok I guess I'll back off and give someone else a chance :cross:
 
Hops - The legal cousin of {cannibus|marijuana|weed}

Get your alphas in order

Fuggle isn't a dirty word

Well boil my cones!

Fuggle 'em all and let Zeus sort 'em out
 
good thing were not dyslexic, or wed be assholehops.com

wholesalehops.com....because ****thesehopsarecheap.com couldn't be advertised on HBT

hops so cheap, you'll wanna smoke em

j
 
The original idea of "go brew yourself" reminds me of "Not Another Teen Movie", when Mr. T says "Believe in the ball, and throw yourself", leading me to:

Believe in the hops, and brew yourself

Which brings me to another suggestion, inspired by "Blades of Glory":

Let me put my hops in you

I don't think anyone suggested that yet...
 
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