I got a good tshirt idea. For a ladies tee, you put two hop cones where the sweater puppets would be and underneath put "thanks to wholesalehops.com, these bad boys are dry hopped" or "keep your hands off my hops, get your own at wholesalehops.com" Or you could put the hops on the back and put "I'm really easy to dance with thanks to wholesalehops.com"
wholesalehops.com...so much (alpha) acid, you'll think you're seeing things
Hop to it, go to wholesalehops.com for all your hops.
Prices so low, you'll think you're buying rabbit pellets.
wholesalehops.com.....I put that $hit in everything.
Wholesalehops.com - Even your mom thinks your I.B.U. is too low
Wholesalehops.com - A ounce of hops is worth a pound of beer
Wholesalehops.com - If you want to be hoppy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
Wholesalehops.com - But O, how bitter a thing it is to look into hoppiness through another man's eyes. ~William Shakespeare
The original idea of "go brew yourself" reminds me of "Not Another Teen Movie", when Mr. T says "Believe in the ball, and throw yourself", leading me to:
Believe in the hops, and brew yourself
Which brings me to another suggestion, inspired by "Blades of Glory":