Who else is sick of hearing the laughter of children?
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c.n.budz
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I have a funny feeling that this thread will not end well...
I think you and Beta should get together and sit on a park bench someplace and just complain. About whatever, just complain.
****ing kids!
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What is this "old fart's day" on hbt? You and Beta...sheesh! 
You two should sit on the porch and shake your canes at the kids playing outside.
J/k
You two should sit on the porch and shake your canes at the kids playing outside.
J/k
Evan!
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All other things being equal, I can handle kids...it's the lazy jerkass parents who bring their kids everywhere (like bars, etc.), and then the kids lose their sh*t and start screaming and crying and throwing a fit, and the parents just turn a deaf ear and act like it's not even happening. Look, you *********s, you might think that, if you ignore them for long enough, they'll tire out and stop...but in the meantime, everyone around you suffers. So take your little bastards out to the car, do whatever you have to do (I would suggest a babysitter), and don't come back until the problem is solved.
I still plan on making my millions with a soundproof "pet caddy" on wheels, for children. Scream all you want, we can't heeear you!
And no, you can't steal my idea.
I still plan on making my millions with a soundproof "pet caddy" on wheels, for children. Scream all you want, we can't heeear you!
And no, you can't steal my idea.
c.n.budz
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That has got to be the best bib design I've ever seen. I wonder if they come in drucken c.n.budz size?
Beerthoven
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There's no laughter [thread=69471]here[/thread].
Happy now?
Happy now?
BrewWench
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Haha, I'll be the third old fart - I don't much care for kids either.
brauhaus
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my kids laughter (18 months old) brightens my day... other kids however... annoy me.
Add me....
I generally find if I like the parents I like the kids.......
I don't like many kids.
I generally find if I like the parents I like the kids.......
I don't like many kids.
ohiobrewtus
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Some people without kids don't want them and couldn't imagine a life with them, and that's ok.
Me, I can't imagine a life without kids, and I don't want to.
Me, I can't imagine a life without kids, and I don't want to.
bethlehembrewer
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This and the other thread would make a good Dr Phil episode! What is it today????
Not to forget McCall St. Brewer's "they don't make things like they used to" rant about polyester hats...
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=69594
It's old farts day on hbt.
Brew-Happy
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Who wants to start a thread about the music these kids listen to today!?!?!
Who wants to start a thread about the music these kids listen to today!?!?!
You call that sh!t music?!?!
Beerthoven
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Who wants to start a thread about the music these kids listen to today!?!?!
My kids love this stuff. It drives me nuts. I think it's just plain weird. To their credit, though, my kids do like Neil Young and ask for him often.
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findthefish
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Not a big fan of kids either. Not necessarily just their laughter, but kids in general annoy me. Can't really see myself having any.
dirtymike1
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Who wants to start a thread about the music these kids listen to today!?!?!
Hey hey hey!!! I resemble that remark! I must say my favorite bands are Pink Floyd and the Doors, but even my dad, who got me it to those bands, like the stuff I listen to. And I must say, it's been YEARS since I listened to anything on the radio. That is total crap, but there is a lot of great music out there, it just needs to be found
I recommend these songs
Thrice - Deadbolt:rockin:
Poison the Well - Pieces of you in me:rockin:
And this one is for all the "old farts"
The Dillinger Escape Plan - Destro's secret:rockin:
Listen to all of them all the way through before you judge!
Soulive
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Its either "old fart day" or "we're hungover from too much beer day and hate the world"...
shafferpilot
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i don't like much about kids either. too much work for too little reward.
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Donasay
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You know what it is, school just got out up here in Boston, so the kids are extra crazy this week and pretty much all over the place with nothing to do. For those of you in the rest of the country I am sure school has been out for a while, so you are acclimatized to this by now.
I have to walk through a mall to get to my office, (i work in the prudential tower) and the place is swarming with kids that have nothing better to do on a nice summer day than hang out at the mall. I mean sheesh it is 72 and sunny out, I hope they can think of something better to do.
I have to walk through a mall to get to my office, (i work in the prudential tower) and the place is swarming with kids that have nothing better to do on a nice summer day than hang out at the mall. I mean sheesh it is 72 and sunny out, I hope they can think of something better to do.
The interesting thing about people who don't like kids is that they lower their own population naturally.
I don't like kids either and I'm only 22. And I'm not talking about just the small ones. Anyone less than say 14 or so, it just seems they all need a serious attitude adjustment.
If I had kids, I'd probably be accused of child abuse. But there's nothing like a good ass kicking to solve a problem.
If I had kids, I'd probably be accused of child abuse. But there's nothing like a good ass kicking to solve a problem.
dirtymike1
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm right there with you man!!! I'm 22 as well, and I truly believe in a good old fashion ass whooping.
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=67940
This avenue has already need cover, pretty in depth.
But I must add, I do want kids one day, and that I am really looking forward to it. But that day is still a while away
Laughter of children???
Birds singing????
The smell of fresh cut grass on a spring day????
A nice Edmund Fitzgerald on a cold winter night????
BAH...HUMBUG...
Birds singing????
The smell of fresh cut grass on a spring day????
A nice Edmund Fitzgerald on a cold winter night????
BAH...HUMBUG...
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Donasay
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From Maddox:
Kids today need a good beating every now and then. If you don't beat your kids when they fall out of line, the next thing you know your son will go off and bang some dude in the ass just out of spite. You tell them to clean their room, they say "no," you smack them. It's simple; it works. Don't listen to these ******** on TV with their bull**** hippy psycho babble; if they had it their way, every child would be raised in a pastel colored room with Philip Glass pumped through the speakers 24 hours a day. Then again, it might not be all that bad because it will make your kids complacent, so it won't be as hard for them to swallow when they realize that they'll be spending the rest of their lives chained to a desk in a cubicle writing reports to make someone else rich.
The problem is that kids today think their opinions matter. By not beating your kids, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they start thinking that they have it rough and that they can get away with dying their hair and listening to Insane Clown Posse. That's where you need to come in and put the law down. To help you, the negligent parent, I've put together a guide to smacking your kids for your convenience (hint: you may want to even print this guide up and hang it on your fridge as a reminder to both you and your kids). Here are some useful techniques:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat
Kids today need a good beating every now and then. If you don't beat your kids when they fall out of line, the next thing you know your son will go off and bang some dude in the ass just out of spite. You tell them to clean their room, they say "no," you smack them. It's simple; it works. Don't listen to these ******** on TV with their bull**** hippy psycho babble; if they had it their way, every child would be raised in a pastel colored room with Philip Glass pumped through the speakers 24 hours a day. Then again, it might not be all that bad because it will make your kids complacent, so it won't be as hard for them to swallow when they realize that they'll be spending the rest of their lives chained to a desk in a cubicle writing reports to make someone else rich.
The problem is that kids today think their opinions matter. By not beating your kids, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they start thinking that they have it rough and that they can get away with dying their hair and listening to Insane Clown Posse. That's where you need to come in and put the law down. To help you, the negligent parent, I've put together a guide to smacking your kids for your convenience (hint: you may want to even print this guide up and hang it on your fridge as a reminder to both you and your kids). Here are some useful techniques:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat
I Love my kids, all six of them. Granted it seems like more times than not they are fighting with eachother or totally ignoring what I tell them to do. Sometimes they drive me totally wacky. Even will all of the trouble they cause me, all I need to do is spend about a half an hour with someone else's kids to see that mine aren't as bad as I think. Plus I always hear good things from my children's teachers and the neighbors about how polite and respectful they are. Obviously they are way better than I give them credit for.
If you don't like kids, that's fine but keep in mind they are everywhere, and that there are still good ones out there if you actually pay attention.
If you don't like kids, that's fine but keep in mind they are everywhere, and that there are still good ones out there if you actually pay attention.
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