What kind of brewer are you?

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Choice 1: The grizzly man

Choice 2: The hipster

Choice 3: The witty old guy

Choice 4: The overweight couch potato

Choice 5: The beer nerd

 

[Homercidal]

I chose Witty Old Guy, but only because there wasn't an option for "Most Interesting Man in the World."

 

[stevo4361]

#5 I suppose, since BAMF wasn't an option either.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Im a cross between 4 & 5 - Slightly over weight but still good lookin' and a true nerd at heart.

Had to go with 5.

 

[Cranny04]

I'm 2/3 beer nerd, 1/6 grizzly man... And I hate to say it 1/6 hipster..

 

[branCHEs]

I am proud to be a grizzled beer nerd!

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

I'm 2/3 beer nerd, 1/6 grizzly man... And I hate to say it 1/6 hipster..

Nothing to be ashamed of brotha. Being a 1/6 hipster simply means that you not a sheeple.. Which is a good thing IMO.

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

I guess the MacGyver brewer would be in the #5 catagory as well.

 

[Varmintman]

Grizzled old man. I brew to drink and I like to drink.

 

[mike_in_ak]

Haha I misread the OP and thought you were calling the grizzlie man a hipster. I though, "wow, I'm apparently hip!"

Looking forward to being a witty old man in the near future.

 

[AnOldUR]

The witty old guy (without the witty part.)

 

[Snisup]

All but old and hipster... Although I do like a pbr every now and again.

 

[DromJohn]

Witty geezer.

Now if hipster meant that I've listen to Jack Kerouac reading because Stan Getz is playing the sax, like hipster used to mean, then I have a little hipster in me.

 

[cheezydemon3]

The most common kind, the "Extremely fit and attractive brewer" was left off AGAIN!

WTF guys?

We are too self critical as a group.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

The most common kind, the "Extremely fit and attractive brewer" was left off AGAIN!

WTF guys?

We are too self critical as a group.

I left this option off because we all know such a type doesn't exist in this hobby.

 

[Snisup]

Just realized that there was an actual poll... +1 for grizzly... Because ever since I started brewing I am looking for more and more like Hagrid. Coincidence? I think not!

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Quite a few bearded mountain men in here.

I always wanted to grow a zz-top type beard but SWMBO doesn't like the roughness, especially when clam-digging.

Another question. Is the beard a prerequisite to becoming a brewer or is it typically adopted after becoming one?

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Just realized that there was an actual poll... +1 for grizzly... Because ever since I started brewing I am looking for more and more like Hagrid. Coincidence? I think not!

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You look like the guy in the first picture!

 

[HawksBrewer]

The most common kind, the "Extremely fit and attractive brewer" was left off AGAIN!

WTF guys?

We are too self critical as a group.

I checked none of the above because this option wasn't included. I wouldn't say extremely fit, but I'm in good enough shape for myself and my wife.

 

[keystone73]

Grizzly coach potato (all around) nerd

 

[Darwin18]

You left off "Grouch who doesn't understand or care to understand social media."

 

[kpr121]

All but old and hipster... Although I do like a pbr every now and again.

Plus 1 me too. But I voted for beer nerd since that's probably my best trait. Ugh.

 

[Krovitz]

I'm a grizzly nerd hoping one day I will be a witty old man.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

only one hipster so far?

Come out of hiding, we all know you are out there in the brewing community!

 

[citingzero]

Grizzly

 

[kpr121]

only one hipster so far?

Come out of hiding, we all know you are out there in the brewing community!

All the hipsters have already done their own poll a long time ago, its not cool anymore.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I left this option off because we all know such a type doesn't exist in this hobby.

I'm calling BS. I'm one handsome mofro.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

I'm calling BS. I'm one handsome mofro.

I dunno bro. If the picture in your profile is really you, I may have to add a 7th choice.

 

[fuzzy2133]

I guess the MacGyver brewer would be in the #5 catagory as well.

Naw Gyver is a cross between 3 and 5.

I'm in other since I don't fit any category.

 

[liquiditynerd]

I dunno future old witty beer nerd dude I guess. Marathons are too fun to be a couch potato and a rockin beard itches like hell.

Comment on hipsters deleted.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I dunno bro. If the picture in your profile is really you, I may have to add a 7th choice.

like I said, I'm one handsome mofro.:rockin:

 

[cooldood]

I think I am witty but I am sure wife would tell you different.
















PS she's a hater

 

[cheezydemon3]

I think I am witty but I am sure wife would tell you different.
PS she's a hater

Dear god that is funny!

 

[Yooper]

The most common kind, the "Extremely fit and attractive brewer" was left off AGAIN!

WTF guys?

We are too self critical as a group.

I don't think we're too self critical- but no way can I put myself in the same category as Ray Daniels! He's written books. So I have no place for myself at all.

But I'm sure that women can't brew anyway- at least I read that on the internet.

 

[liquiditynerd]

But I'm sure that women can't brew anyway- at least I read that on the internet.

Oh damn. If women can't brew, and you're a woman, and men rely on your brewing (and winemaking) experience , oh wait I get it ........ OP you need to add another category STAT - diva

 

[Billy-Klubb]

psssshhh. get back in the kitchen & brew an IIPA!

 

[corkybstewart]

got the looks of the grizzly man but the knowledge of the witty old guy-a perfect package.

 

[Homercidal]

I tried to do grizzly a few years back. I just ended up being "slovenly".

 

[cheezydemon3]

I don't think we're too self critical- but no way can I put myself in the same category as Ray Daniels! He's written books. So I have no place for myself at all.

But I'm sure that women can't brew anyway- at least I read that on the internet.

so write a book and change the interwebs!!!!!!!

I have faith in you!!!

Oh wait, women can't write. Dammit, you were so close!!

 

[GarageDweller]

grizzly adams did have a beard. that is the category that i fall under. not very well groomed and have trouble matching clothes, especially pairs of socks. i will, however, turn those grains into beer whilst slapping the smug off a parsley-pants hipster-******.
:rockin: