Washing hands after bathroom use..

[tre9er]

I never use the sink in the bathroom--who knows what kind of crap is on the handles (me actually--I had students swab them for class once). Think about this--you wash your hands, get all of the bacteria off, turn the knob off and just reinoculate your hand with whatever crap the last guy had on his hands. To prevent this, you need turn the water on, wash your hands, get a paper towel and use it to turn the water off. Then dry your hands and don't touch the door handle on the way off. It's a bathroom - one of the crappiest places. I have a sink behind the desk in my lab--I use it instead.

I do try to open the door handle with paper towell, especially in public restrooms. My oldest son (10) knows this and is good about remembering it, too. Youngest (6) is a bit more defiant and forgetful

 

[CoalCracker]

Hopefully no one was producing tartar sauce for dipping.

 

[nasty_rabbit]

Hopefully no one was producing tartar sauce for dipping.

That nor cocktail.

 

[ReverseApacheMaster]

I used to work at a place where a couple guys got busted skeeting on themselves in the restroom. No idea if they washed their hands or not.

 

[CoalCracker]

yea so I just was in there and some one dropped a dooger and didn't flush. This thing had the girth of a coke can and there wasn't a single piece of paper in there. What an interesting day in the bathroom...

Did this guy just get up and leave? I understand if we had a fire and there wasn't time but cmon!!!

 

[Devin]

Shorter version in the first vid. Longer rant on germ-phobia in the second. **** for language.

 

[nasty_rabbit]

yea so I just was in there and some one dropped a dooger and didn't flush. This thing had the girth of a coke can and there wasn't a single piece of paper in there. What an interesting day in the bathroom...

Did this guy just get up and leave? I understand if we had a fire and there wasn't time but cmon!!!

Maybe he was proud of his creation.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

That guy must have scored the storied Immaculate No-wiper. I've never had it happen, but I am hoping someday.

 

[gcdowd]

My work has the same people. I feel like posting a list around the company showing who does and does not wash their hands. If you don't wash, you deserve to be called out on it. I want to know if the person I'm about to shake hands with washed after they took a freakin $hit. I think I'm owed at least that courtesy. Effing disgusting.

 

[Zuljin]

"I wash my hands befo' I touch my dick!"

We say, you know you work in waste water when you wash your hands before going to the bathroom.

Johnny and jimmy, side by side taking a leak. Johnny walks to the door and jimmy says "my mom taught me to wash my hands after I pee." To this Johnny replies "my mom taught me not to pee on my hands."

HA!

We have a similar list as well at our office. Fist bump only to those that are on the list if you absolutely have to make contact. We also have a "Grunters" list and "DT" list (drop trou). Yes, there are people other than little boys who drop full trou at a urinal.

I work with a guy like that. He's odd for lots of reasons.

Photo copies of prawn? There were shrimp on the floor?

Don't eat shrimp from the bathroom.

 

[bleme]

yea so I just was in there and some one dropped a dooger and didn't flush. This thing had the girth of a coke can and there wasn't a single piece of paper in there. What an interesting day in the bathroom...

Did this guy just get up and leave? I understand if we had a fire and there wasn't time but cmon!!!

Sometimes when I drop a huge one, the paper flushes but the log doesn't. Sometimes it takes 5 or 6 flushes before it turns around the right way.

 

[Airplanedoc]

I do my best to avoid using the bathroom at work at all costs

 

[CoalCracker]

My morning "ritual" kinda happens when I'm at work so I can't avoid it. Body set it self on a schedule... If I could avoid it, I would.

 

[Obliviousbrew]

You can always wear diapers

 

[Obliviousbrew]

I mean we all did once and some of us will do it later in our lifetime so why not just wear diapers and forget about public bathrooms

 

[TyTanium]

Diapers really do wonders for the lines of a nice suit.

 

[Revvy]

We have a lot of Japanese researchers who have labs on this floor of the Medical School where I work, and I've noticed that before they take a leak, they go through a thorough hand washing ritual. It can be like 5 minutes of hand washing before they do the deed.

But then afterwords, they just zip up and walk out. I know urine is supposed to be sterile, but.....

 

[Obliviousbrew]

Again I´m more concern about washing my hands before operating my "device" than after, after is somebody elses problem most of the time and I am on the a@#hole side of life anyway

 

[DanH]

Where I work, it seems that less people wash their hands than not. Worse though is that I have to straddle a pool of urine on the floor to use the urinal. If you can't hit a 4 ft2 target that's 6 inches from you, then don't even try. The stalls are worse as they usually have chocolate on the toilet seat and paper/urine on the floor.

 

[Whattawort]

Where I work, it seems that less people wash their hands than not. Worse though is that I have to straddle a pool of urine on the floor to use the urinal. If you can't hit a 4 ft2 target that's 6 inches from you, then don't even try. The stalls are worse as they usually have chocolate on the toilet seat and paper/urine on the floor.

Glad I don't work in your building. There was a guy here who could never seem to get his piss in the urinal. An "anonymous" employee posted a sign above the urinal that said "If you're having trouble hitting the urinal, stand closer and at least piss on your shoes instead of the floor. Better yet, just use the stall you disgusting bastard."

A woman was fired from here (this actually happened) for laying paper towels or tp on the floor and dropping a deuce on top of them and just leaving it there. Management actually had set up stall monitors (people not cameras) in order to catch the culprit. Turned out to be one of the nicest people who worked here. This was her way of getting back at management for screwing her out of a promotion. I wish I was making this up, but it actually happened.

 

[petie]

Johnny and jimmy, side by side taking a leak. Johnny walks to the door and jimmy says "my mom taught me to wash my hands after I pee." To this Johnny replies "my mom taught me not to pee on my hands."

I wash my hands but I agree with Johnny.

 

[DanH]

Again I´m more concern about washing my hands before operating my "device" than after, after is somebody elses problem most of the time and I am on the a@#hole side of life anyway

So if AFTER is someone else's problem, then you going in AFTER some dirty F is YOUR problem. I would definitely wash my hands after touching anything in a public restroom.

 

[Obliviousbrew]

So if AFTER is someone else's problem, then you going in AFTER some dirty F is YOUR problem. I would definitely wash my hands after touching anything in a public restroom.

I´ve moved to diapers no more public restrooms for me and I´m just kidding I wash my hands before and after.

 

[EnjoyGoodBeer]

Always good to wash hands after the restroom, but I dont have to touch my junk to take a wee. And i agree with washing before too.

I would highly suggest if people were so OCD about washing hands not to go out in public, And let alone go eat somewhere. Defenitaly dont be an a$$ to somone dealing with your food.

I also would confront these people you work with to wash there hands, im not OcD with it but its a good practice to be clean, even more when working with others.

 

[EnjoyGoodBeer]

Glad I don't work in your building. There was a guy here who could never seem to get his piss in the urinal. An "anonymous" employee posted a sign above the urinal that said "If you're having trouble hitting the urinal, stand closer and at least piss on your shoes instead of the floor. Better yet, just use the stall you disgusting bastard."

A woman was fired from here (this actually happened) for laying paper towels or tp on the floor and dropping a deuce on top of them and just leaving it there. Management actually had set up stall monitors (people not cameras) in order to catch the culprit. Turned out to be one of the nicest people who worked here. This was her way of getting back at management for screwing her out of a promotion. I wish I was making this up, but it actually happened.

This made me laugh so hard. But at least she put to and or paper towles on the floor.

 

[Whattawort]

This made me laugh so hard. But at least she put to and or paper towles on the floor.

My reaction was "props to her for having good aim".

 

[gcdowd]

There was a woman at my dad's company who was smearing poop all over the walls. This had been going on for months and they finally caught her and fired her. Gross. I mean, wtf is wrong with people

 

[Obliviousbrew]

There was a woman at my dad's company who was smearing poop all over the walls. This had been going on for months and they finally caught her and fired her. Gross. I mean, wtf is wrong with people

Painting with feces can be a very entretaining and artistic behavior, you call it gross some may call it art!

 

[BoomerHarley]

We had a dude that used to piss on the toilet seats. All of them. He was observed several times and management did nothing.

 

[jpc]

Glad I don't work in your building. There was a guy here who could never seem to get his piss in the urinal. An "anonymous" employee posted a sign above the urinal that said "If you're having trouble hitting the urinal, stand closer and at least piss on your shoes instead of the floor. Better yet, just use the stall you disgusting bastard."

A woman was fired from here (this actually happened) for laying paper towels or tp on the floor and dropping a deuce on top of them and just leaving it there. Management actually had set up stall monitors (people not cameras) in order to catch the culprit. Turned out to be one of the nicest people who worked here. This was her way of getting back at management for screwing her out of a promotion. I wish I was making this up, but it actually happened.

It's not always the fault of the pisser... My building has the WORST urinals in the world-- they're made by American Standard, and they absolutely SUCK (so badly that I will never buy an American Standard product as long as I live). No matter where you aim your stream, it bounces out back at you. Even if you try to hit the water, it bounces off the water and right onto the floor.