Things brewers say that sound so wrong to non-brewers...............

[Yooper]

Ooooh, I just had one. I'm racking wine today, and I seriously had to use a brush to ream out my bunghole.

 

[JohnSand]

 

[flars]

I sniffed my airlocks this morning. It was good!

 

[SleepyCreekBrews]

"go ahead and slide the probe into the well please "

 

[TANSTAAFB]

I'm an unabashed airlock sniffer!

 

[Steveruch]

Anything that has the term bunghole in it.

 

[EnglishAndy]

Vorlaufing in your lauter tun!

 

[JohnSand]

There's a recent thread talking about his "massive blowoff" and using ratchet straps. Kinky.

 

[AZCoolerBrewer]

I’ve got a dirty ballcock in my hot liquor tank. I hope it doesn’t cause an infection.

 

[Miraculix]

I infected it with everything wild I could lay hands on and I constantly keep adding new stuff to it just to keep it complex and funky. See this pellicle?

 

[Konadog]

I was Vorlaufing until my sparge got stuck.

 

[Vandulus]

Wow, this strain of yeast is really taking off quickly in my wort.

 

[btbnl]

How hard do you squeeze your bag?

 

[Murphys_Law]

I’m sure this has been mentioned, but...

Does my bung hole smell infected?

 

[bleme]

I have been off-gassing like crazy, trying to keep my yeast happy.

 

[Inkleg]

What about a British brewer saying "After I'm done with this fag I'm going to choke down some Spotted dick while I sparge".

 

[bleme]

I like to squeeze my sack hard.
Or
How hard do you squeeze your sack?

Squeeze your bag like it owes you money.

 

[jimmayhugh]

I've got suck-back in my blow-off...

 

[Pkrd]

I'm racking wine today, and I seriously had to use a brush to ream out my bunghole.

Yooper, did you have a nice rack?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"I was sucking down an Old Chub while mashing with my paddle. My grist was all lumpy, so I had to press the dough balls against the sides. I was afraid of my sparge getting stuck, but it came out okay." -Wil Wheaton about the stout he's gonna name after me, probably. #stoutseason365

 

[Yeastieboy]

I was slobbing and bobbing my sack, trying to get all the sugar out.

 

[day_trippr]

Billy! Where you been hiding?!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Billy! Where you been hiding?!

here, there, everywhere. how's tricks?

 

[Yooper]

here, there, everywhere. how's tricks?

I thought the same thing! You've been MIA for a while, and I missed you.

By the way, I love Old Chub in the can.

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Who doesn't love Old Chub?! I prefer it in my mouth though [emoji16][emoji482]

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

I just have to say the oddest looks I get is when I mention 'Yeast Cake'...

 

[smurfjuice]

here, there, everywhere. how's tricks?

WB Sir klubb ...

 

[MHBT]

My decoction is hot and ready

 

[FunkedOut]

Made the water last night and mashing the blonde now.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/forum/threads/1st-time-for-everything-water.644617/#post-8213061

 

[passedpawn]

I read the thread title and thought of this topic.

 

[passedpawn]

Jiminy cricket. What's going on in that forum?

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Not a hijack, I consider all discussion related to good head to be relevant

 

[fourfarthing]

How does protein impact head retention?

 

[JLeuck64]

Today I farted on my wallet... now I have gas money!!!

 

[brewgar]

It's not the real Yooper. No way. Avatar is just a car bumper.

 

[SEndorf]

I think I have a yeast infection........

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I think I have a yeast infection........

"This is the best yeast infection I've ever had!"

 

[MaxStout]

"When I cold-crash will I get suck-back through my blowoff tube?"

 

[Yooper]

It's not the real Yooper. No way. Avatar is just a car bumper.

Ah, c’mon! It’s a license plate that says “homebrew” and it’s a JEEP! It’s not a car bumper- it’s my Jeep!

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Ah, c’mon! It’s a license plate that says “homebrew” and it’s a JEEP! It’s not a car bumper- it’s my Jeep!

So freaking jealous! Gonna have to see if that's taken in Colorful Colorado!
Gotta say Yoop, it'd look better on a Texas plate [emoji16][emoji482]