The pigcowturduckenguica!

[motobrewer]

what the h*ll are you brining 57 pounds of pig in, your bathtub?

 

[Cape Brewing]

We have a SWMBO-sanctioned event. Sunday. Making beer and eating a gross amount of meat.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Will the event be "hog-casted" or somehow otherwise cinematologistically (made that word up myself ) preserved for future generations? After viewing the other video of the pig roast, It'd be cool to see this thing documented step by step.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If we actually have a few brewers able to make it, we can hog-cast. I'm not opposed to that.

And yes, I have been planning a short, very artistically, crafted video documenting this stupidity.

 

[Cape Brewing]

what the h*ll are you brining 57 pounds of pig in, your bathtub?

I gots da big coolah

(which is currently housing said pig)

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Here's to the pigcowturduckenguica disemboweling video.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I bounced a note out to my HBC and already have enough takers so... it's on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Looks like I am up to at least half a dozen or so SSBC guys so far.

Piggy is in da coolah. (sorry for the crappy IPhone pic)

 

[cheezydemon3]

Are the floaties garlic?

 

[dataz722]

Are the floaties garlic?

I am pretty sure that is ice.

 

[Golddiggie]

Piggy is in da coolah. (sorry for the crappy IPhone pic)

You should be sorry for having an iphoney...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are the floaties garlic?

ice... There is a ton of garlic in there though. I lifted the lid a few minutes ago to see how much ice had already melted and it was like a blast of garlic.

That cooler will probably smell like garlic for years now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Had to dig a path to the pit...

And now they're saying another five inches of snow on Friday... so.. I'll have to dig it out again. Sonofa...

 

[Cape Brewing]

ah-ha... this should be a better pic of the pig... although... the damn thing won't let me rotate it.

 

[the_bird]

You're getting five inches on Friday? Didn't think you were inviting Paul over?

 

[dataz722]

You should be sorry for having an iphoney...

That is the most accurate statement in this thread so far.

 

[Golddiggie]

ah-ha... this should be a better pic of the pig... although... the damn thing won't let me rotate it.

Bet it will jump out of the cooler (and try to hide) if PTN gets within a few miles of it...

 

[Sean]

Duuude, how far is it from NC to Mass?? Too far I'm sure.

BTW, No i-thingies here!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... it's probably a bit of a hike from NC.

Actually... if any HBT folk are thinking they might want to swing through, drop me a PM. We'll have a decent number of South Shore Brew Club (SSBC) guys here brewing throughout the day and if you are willing to bring a couple of your own beers to share, I might be open to a couple new-folks swingin' through.

 

[dataz722]

You're going to make me bring my own beer? What the hell kind of host are you. I was planning on coming too.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I find that hard to beleive. I'l make a deal with you... YOU show up and I'll waive the beer entrance fee.

 

[paulthenurse]

Data, if you make it up you can flop here.

No beer required.

PTN

 

[Cape Brewing]

Crap... I knew it was just a matter if time.

All booked up Paul. Already have way more brewers than we can handle and there isnt even space for you to stand around and watch. We'll have to catch you next time!

 

[dataz722]

No, but I do seriously want to make a trip up there at some point. Just need to find a way to tell my wife I am going to Boston for the weekend to meet a bunch of guys I talk to on the internet.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh no. I'll be there. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'll be making two stops on my my over. First stop will be to pick up an Italian sub so I'll have something edible. Second stop will be at the CVS pharmacy where I'm picking up a couple dozen doses of Zofran, a very strong medication we give to people vomiting up their toes from chemotherapy. I'm gonna make a fortune selling the Zofran to anyone who carves off some of that botulism blue plate special.

PTN

 

[Golddiggie]

No, but I do seriously want to make a trip up there at some point. Just need to find a way to tell my wife I am going to Boston for the weekend to meet a bunch of guys I talk to on the internet.

She might get the wrong idea if you tell it to her that way...

You could sell it as a brewing research trip... Or you're going up to collaborate on a couple of brews... Of course, that also leaves the door open for a return trip, for when the brew is done fermenting...

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, but I do seriously want to make a trip up there at some point. Just need to find a way to tell my wife I am going to Boston for the weekend to meet a bunch of guys I talk to on the internet.

Just tell her, "NO NO... it's not like THAT at all... they're all straight... and will have strippers and hookers there and everything!!! See?? So it's ok."

 

[paulthenurse]

No, but I do seriously want to make a trip up there at some point. Just need to find a way to tell my wife I am going to Boston for the weekend to meet a bunch of guys I talk to on the internet.

Come up for the Utopia brew day on Feb 26. All the same people will be there and won't get a terminal case of Montezuma's revenge.

PTN

 

[dataz722]

Come up for the Utopia brew day on Feb 26. All the same people will be there and won't get a terminal case of Montezuma's revenge.

PTN

That is the day after her birthday. It would be even harder to pull that one off and not come home to divorce papers.

 

[paulthenurse]

Tell her "Well, you are getting so old I figured you would just as soon forget about having another birthday. I thought not making a big deal about it was doing you a favor."

She should appreciate that.

PTN