The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

.... and he was Boston Strong

Hoppy lies abed at night, yearning to be one of us.

 

[Melana]

Is baseball season over yet?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Is baseball season over yet?

baseball sucks

 

[day_trippr]

Is baseball season over yet?

Yes, it is over 'til next year.

Meanwhile, Beantown sports fans are choosing sides over the ownership's decision to keep the entire managerial staff for 2017.

Didn't see that happening, myself...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm climbing onto a warm tub and slicing my wrists while contemplating having this entire roster, with the exception of Ortiz, back again.

Now I think I'll open a vein in my upper inner thigh to get it over quicker and with less suffering.

On the good news front, we wont have to put up with 8 months of public ball washing next year. Jeezuz didn't get this sort of send of.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I call dibs on the boat.

.... Which will be getting a way better name immediately.

 

[smurfjuice]

Bastid ...

 

[Yooper]

I'm climbing onto a warm tub and slicing my wrists while contemplating having this entire roster, with the exception of Ortiz, back again.

Now I think I'll open a vein in my upper inner thigh to get it over quicker and with less suffering.

On the good news front, we wont have to put up with 8 months of public ball washing next year. Jeezuz didn't get this sort of send of.

Don't do it! You cannot even contemplate such an act. Snap out of it!

Opening a vein makes a bloody mess. If you mess up Alice's brand new beautiful soaking tub, I'll kill you myself.

 

[bob1852]

I call dibs on the boat.

.... Which will be getting a way better name immediately.

This.

 

[Melana]

Don't do it! You cannot even contemplate such an act. Snap out of it!

Opening a vein makes a bloody mess. If you mess up Alice's brand new beautiful soaking tub, I'll kill you myself.

I believe her!

 

[paulthenurse]

I suggest you call it NotCapesBoat.

I like that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

 

[Melana]

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Just below the belt

 

[paulthenurse]

My female admirers come from near and far.

Hey. Is Norfolk near or far?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Holy F-

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[Yooper]

Holy F-

If I could like that a kajillion hundred million times, I would.

 

[Yooper]

My female admirers come from near and far.

Hey. Is Norfolk near or far?

No, it's not.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If I could like that a kajillion hundred million times, I would.

kajillion hundred million + 1

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

My female admirers come from near and far.

Hey. Is Norfolk near or far?

Norfolk Nebraska is pretty far... I'm sure you'd hate it there.

 

[smurfjuice]

 

[paulthenurse]

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Clam, garlic, and hot pepper.

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Pancetta, pineapple and rosemary.

 

[Melana]

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Clam, garlic, and hot pepper.

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Pancetta, pineapple and rosemary.

I don't like you anymore

 

[bluemoose]

Papa Gino's?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I hear the Randolph AmVet makes some mean pies.

 

[day_trippr]

lol! Massholes (and Wannabee Massholes) are brutal in this place.

Cheers! (Those pies look totally edible from here, at the very least )

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't like you anymore

Liar.

 

[paulthenurse]

Papa Gino's?

Papa Gino knew your mother.

 

[paulthenurse]

I hear the Randolph AmVet makes some mean pies.

No but the Bean Special at the Linwood is worth the drive. From Rome. That is a phantasy pizza. Baked beans, salami onion and cheddar cheese on a crispy pan dough.

 

[paulthenurse]

lol! Massholes (and Wannabee Massholes) are brutal in this place.



Cheers! (Those pies look totally edible from here, at the very least )

You're the only guy on this thread I actually like.

 

[Bulls Beers]

You're the only guy on this thread I actually like.

You Dick!!!!!