The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Sweet home, Massholechusetts
Where the skies are finally blue.
Yooper's back up in the Arctic,
And her lips are turning blue.

Welcome home kids.

 

[Yooper]

Sweet home, Massholechusetts
Where the skies are finally blue.
Yooper's back up in the Arctic,
And her lips are turning blue.

Welcome home kids.

That poem sucks.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Sweet home, Massholechusetts

Where the skies are finally blue.

Yooper's back up in the Arctic,

And her lips are turning blue.



Welcome home kids.

Because blue rhymes with blue

 

[paulthenurse]

Sweet home Massholechussetts
Where the skies are finally blue.
Yooper can kiss my azz.
And Hoppy can too.



That's better.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

how not to tap a firkin

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5YrMq7YEWA[/ame]

 

[HoppyDaze]

That Pedrioa midget still plays?

 

[paulthenurse]

Russel Wilson.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Red Sox are playing?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That Pedrioa midget still plays?

He was slowing down last year with petty injuries and then went on the IR. I thought that was the end of him. Plus he has a lot left on his contract. Then he comes off the IR this year and was in peak form. He's a dirt dog. Even got respect from a Yankee Rivera when he retired saying he admired his dedication and wish he had him on his team.


http://media.weei.com/a/114636335/david-ortiz-tells-everyone-not-to-panic-4-13-16.htm


Looks like a beach day tomorrow.

 

[paulthenurse]

I would suggest we cut out David Price's heart and beat John Farrell with it until he is dead, but Price clearly has no heart

 

[Bulls Beers]

Price seemed up beat after that horrible outing. He totally sucked!!! If they get swept, Farrell is done by Monday.

 

[bluemoose]

Glad we got David Price for his great playoff pitching...




Said no one ever.

 

[paulthenurse]

Somewhere Curt Shilling is taking a jackknife to his ankle.

 

[day_trippr]

Schilling's a Drumphian cretin.
He should go for a more vulnerable spot, just below his head. That would be good.

Sad Sox, missed the game today but by all accounts I'm way happier being distracted by this wedding thing...

Cheers! ("Wait'll Next Year!" )

 

[HoppyDaze]

What did you guys think would happen? Price would become clutch in Boston? Ha! They can win three straight though...

 

[Melana]

Price seemed up beat after that horrible outing. He totally sucked!!! If they get swept, Farrell is done by Monday.

Missed you at Masstoberfest

 

[paulthenurse]

What ^^^^ she said.


And Hoppy..... Nah. Won't give you the satisfaction

 

[Bulls Beers]

Missed you at Masstoberfest

Missed you guys too. I had a hockey tournament and couldn't break away. I will not miss next year. From the looks of those pics you all looked younger and better looking than last year.

 

[smurfjuice]

I saw what you did there ... " couldn't break away " ...

 

[Bulls Beers]

I saw what you did there ... " couldn't break away " ...

I missed you the most!!!

 

[Yooper]

I missed you the most!!!

Thanks. I can't believe you missed a little blue guy more than me.

 

[smurfjuice]

awww, i have fans ... i'm blushing.

 

[Melana]

awww, i have fans ... i'm blushing.

Yes you do!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ehhhhhh. Let's not get carried away

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey have any of you Nancys ever brewed a non-alcoholic beer? My daughter (the most recent winner of The Most Coveted Prize in Home Brewing) manages a group home for developmentally delayed adults. Most of these folks have pretty significant physical and cognitive impairment but not all. One of the guys is relatively high functioning, has a job at the local Goodwill, can read and write at a low level, etc. (Think of Hoppy but with a better personality.)

Anyways, this guy like beer. They are all about inclusion in the community with these folks so every once in a while Sheila will take him to a local pub and they'll have a pizza and a beer. He only gets one and only on special occasions. So she is telling him about Masstoberfest and he gets all excited and wants to make his own batch of beer. I'm perfectly willing to do it with them but haven't ever brewed a non-alcohol brew before. I understand that you bere a regular beer then heat it to the point where the ethanol evaporates, the add new yeast and bottle.

Anyone ever do it? Advice? Recipes? Crude comments?

 

[the_bird]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=39433

I'd start with this thread.

 

[Melana]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=39433

I'd start with this thread.

Ask Yooper, she knows everything

 

[Bulls Beers]

Ask Yooper, she knows everything

I really miss her...

 

[bluemoose]

She's not dead, just back in the upper.... uh never mind.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Thanks for clearing that up..