The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I know

 

[paulthenurse]

Gag me!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dont you think you get gagged enough a it is?

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape you are a good man Charlie brown!

I know

That has to be the gayest interaction between two grown men I've ever had the misfortune to witness. Did you two send each other bouquets of pansies after you logged off?

PTN

 

[Cape Brewing]

Gag me!

I dunno.... Thats gotta rank pretty high

 

[DakotaRules]

Paul you are the perfect representation of the gay term a "bear". I can't even imagine your interactions between you an Yeager.

 

[DakotaRules]

Bird you cant delete stuff before anyone can read it.

 

[the_bird]

I'm not getting in the middle of you guys, no matter how drunk you get me.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nah, I'll bang em out.

Conicals are churning like mad and they smell insane.

Cape, I've read your rants on conicals. So why are you using them here? Is it just big volume and easy trub extraction?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm not getting in the middle of you guys, no matter how drunk you get me.

Hey wait a second. I thought I was the one who got drunk in the middle of the day?

 

[yeager1977]

Paul you are the perfect representation of the gay term a "bear". I can't even imagine your interactions between you an Yeager.

Hey leave me out of this!!!!!!!!

 

[yeager1977]

I'm not getting in the middle of you guys, no matter how drunk you get me.

Done that too many times? You've been the cream in the Oreo cookie huh?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape, I've read your rants on conicals. So why are you using them here? Is it just big volume and easy trub extraction?

They are 30 gallon plastic conicals that I got from tank depot, delivered for about 100 bucks each and they are used soley for volume in the primary. I don't even have dump valves on three of them.

My rants are against the $1,000 stainless conicals that somehow magically make Super Beer. Bling factor? Sure, they're really pretty but for a grand, I would spend that money on about 200 other things and I think it is unfortunate when folks make them out to be somethig amazing and a new brewer feels they need them. They dont. At all.

Put it this way... Most brewers need a SS conical about as much as Paul needs a dozen donuts.

 

[paulthenurse]

Donuts? Did somebody say donuts?

Any Boston Creme in there?

 

[yeager1977]

Donuts? Did somebody say donuts?

Any Boston Creme in there?

Is jaybird the filling?

 

[DakotaRules]

Yeager for wanting to stay out of it, your sure putting yourself right in it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager is the kid you knew in junior high who would sit next to you and whisper in your ear to do whatever ill advised thing you were planning but would bail on you when it came time to actually do the deed.

 

[DakotaRules]

Any Boston Creme in there?

Just what you left in Yeager!!!

For the longest time I thought Paul was the catcher, but after seeing Cape's Brew kettle and Yeagers weak hand at cleaning it after he was doen using it, I can guess that he's the catcher.

 

[yeager1977]

Just what you left in Yeager!!!

For the longest time I thought Paul was the catcher, but after seeing Cape's Brew kettle and Yeagers weak hand at cleaning it after he was doen using it, I can guess that he's the catcher.

Nice.... Ask Brian. I did apologize for that.

 

[DakotaRules]

I dont need to ask, I just need to point at you and laugh!

 

[yeager1977]

I dont need to ask, I just need to point at you and laugh!

I'm the big man here. I apologize when I screw up. You on the other hand just bend over for Paul and take one for the team. Your name should be "paul's rules"

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Blueberry Boy,
I forgot about the pot. So in freaking February you bring the pot back to Cape's. And he calls me up and says, "WTF, the thing is filthy?" And you ASSURE me that you scrubbed it for hours, that it was like a freakin' OR suite and that Cape is just busting chops. So Saturday he brings it out and its still got a layer of schmutz on it, never even mind the burned crystalized malt on the bottom. And he swears that he hasn't used it since you brought it back to him and I believe him. It took me 20 minutes of scrubbing with a Scotchbrite to clean off the months old crap. Next I see you I'm going to smack you so hard Smurf will wince.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Ya, that thing was really bad inside and out

 

[yeager1977]

Yeah it was the last thing I tried to clean after 5 hours of cleanup that day in my garage that I did all by myself without my "co-brewer" who never did show up that day to help like he said he would...... Whatever... I apologized to cape so shut the f up PTN you whiny little useless piece of ejaculated whale sperm that just does a back float in the ocean till it dies and nothing else.

 

[paulthenurse]

Been hitting that blueberry beer kind of hard tonight, don't you think?

 

[yeager1977]

Still better than you hitting Dakotarules up the ... Like usual.

 

[paulthenurse]

Stop drinking and go to bed, Chris. You're going to be wicked hung over tomorrow.

 

[DakotaRules]

For being the bigger man, you seem a little small right now.

 

[yeager1977]

For being the bigger man, you seem a little small right now.

Yes confusciuos.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm sure it was somehow supposed to be an insult but I dont even know what being called a bit if whale jiz doing the backstroke on the ocean even means. Anyone got a clue? I got called a "Peanut butter eatin' Mutha Farker" by a crackhead years ago. Funniest nonsense insult ever. Even that makes more sense then Yeagers rant.