The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

That's a funny guy! I just got ice picked in the dick.

 

[the_bird]

Is that what was happening in that picture?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape, your going to tell me thats not nice???? I've seen you talk to Paul.

I've known Paulie a long time.... Earned the stripes. Fair? Prob not but the way it goea.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mutton Chops. Here's something an outta towner can get a brush up on the lingo.

Not gonna lie... "mutton chops" catching on doesn't piss me off. I DO like Captain Mutton Chops though

 

[DakotaRules]

Fine, post gone. Bird take that picture down, please.

 

[the_bird]

*TWEET!*

That's a double-technical, for getting your panties in a bunch over smack talk.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Agreed. The dog-cross-dresser needs to take a pill

 

[DakotaRules]

Wow!

No bunched panties, I sorry, I thought I was being funny! Guess I pulled a Flounder, my bad.

Im a paranoid bastard about having my picture on the net.

My favorites:
You know you're from Massachusetts
When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
You're anal, neurotic, pessimistic and stubborn.

http://www.youknowster.com/jokes/view/63-you-know-youre-from-massachusetts-when

 

[the_bird]

Fine, I'll be a nice guy and take down your picture. Anyone who's curious about Dakota's real visage will just have to search his profile on rentboys.com

 

[DakotaRules]

HA! I like the new one better anyways!
That Sh!t is funny!

 

[DakotaRules]

whats sad is now I have to look up what rent boys is, just to find out its a gay kid site. OMG! i cant believe that's a real site. I bet I just got tagged by the government for just looking at it.

 

[the_bird]

Don't fib. You had it bookmarked.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Funny how bird was the one that brought it up in the first place. Who's got it bookmarked?

Hey Bird... Get to many NAMBLA meetings out in the freakin sticks where you live? I'm guessing you would have to head up to Albany to get your "fix"

 

[the_bird]

National Association of Marlon Brando Lookalikes?

 

[DakotaRules]

Its scary that you even know of websites like that!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Not to veer off subject and insult anyone but has anyone tried Wachusett's Larry:

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/20/51428

I had stocked up my cellar with a bunch and tonight I finished the last one watching the C's game. I'm not sure if they're still selling it. I know I should post in the recipe forum but I figured it's Masshole related. Anyone have a clue on the recipe? Website has no info. I've also had it at the Publick house and enjoyed it.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Good Luck finding a recipe, but here is a little story about the brew...

http://www.wickedlocal.com/brooklin...-beer-with-Wachusett-Brewing-Co#axzz1LRZerIiW

Have fun

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Cape,

You may want to defend PTN in his absence:

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f5/utopias-2011-released-241468/index2.html

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... I'm gonna defend Paul???? Maybe if someone said he couldnt win a pie-eating contest but other than that... Indy's on his own.

 

[DakotaRules]

Speaking of the U3, hey Flounder what's the gravity reading?

 

[yeager1977]

Just cause you are not cape doesn't mean you don't get the same answer. Did you read what I wrote back to cape? Hello?

 

[DakotaRules]

I didn't know you were still out of town. Are you swimming with fish?

 

[yeager1977]

No but this afternoon I went down to the beach to get the chairs etc and there was a crowd of people gathered around this guy shore fishing. He was really working hard at pulling something in. I wish I had my camera but it was in the condo.... He pulled in a 4-5 foot hammerhead shark. It was really cool. Then they had trouble getting it released. It was pretty awesome and just another excuse for me to not swim in the ocean.

 

[DakotaRules]

Everytime I've gone swimming in the ocean I've had a shark come within inches of me. No joke, in Maui a huge 14' to 16' foot white shark came up to "sniff" me while I was surfing, in the gulf the same thing and in cabo I saw a few while I was snorkeling. Every time it's happened a local says "boy that's real strange, I've never seen a shark get that close." Must be revenge for all the fishing I've done over the years. I haven't been in the ocean here yet but it's only a matter of time.

 

[yeager1977]

Like any of us that know you would believe you surf or have any athletic ability whatsoever... You are almost as bad as PTN.....

 

[yeager1977]

Heck, PTNs next post is gonna be how he was captured in belgium by alQaeda and how he was brought to Pakistan where he finally escaped Bin Laden's compound when some awesome navy seals stormed the place, yet they wouldn't take him since he would overload the helicopter since they were one down due to a bad landing, and to get back home he had to climb Killamunjaru or K2 or some other thing....

 

[Cape Brewing]

"today in world news, geologists are stumped by what appears to be the SINKING of Mount Killumunjaro. The mountain appears to be almost 100 feet shorter than previously recorded. Dr. Stanley Riddenbacher, a geologist at the University of Colorado had this to say.... 'It is as if such a tremendous weight was placed on top that the entire mountain was PUSHED into the Earth'."

 

[DakotaRules]

Like any of us that know you would believe you surf or have any athletic ability whatsoever... You are almost as bad as PTN.....

Flounder I bet I've I have more athletic ability in my current fat state than you at best.

 

[yeager1977]

"today in world news, geologists are stumped by what appears to be the SINKING of Mount Killumunjaro. The mountain appears to be almost 100 feet shorter than previously recorded. Dr. Stanley Riddenbacher, a geologist at the University of Colorado had this to say.... 'It is as if such a tremendous weight was placed on top that the entire mountain was PUSHED into the Earth'."

At the top of the mountain geologists found five cases of discarded Belgium beer bottles and what was once believed to be a curtain from the binLaden complex, though it seemed to have been converted into a moo moo due to the fact that it had arm and head holes.

 

[the_bird]

Everytime I've gone swimming in the ocean I've had a shark come within inches of me. No joke, in Maui a huge 14' to 16' foot white shark came up to "sniff" me while I was surfing, in the gulf the same thing and in cabo I saw a few while I was snorkeling. Every time it's happened a local says "boy that's real strange, I've never seen a shark get that close." Must be revenge for all the fishing I've done over the years. I haven't been in the ocean here yet but it's only a matter of time.

... I didn't want to bring it up, but you do KINDA smell like dead fish. Just sayin'