Dear Mezmo,Dear @Baja_Brewer,
Make it stop...I can't stop watching this! It's just so...memorizing!
Sincerely,
Mezmo
Whatever heats your sparge water I guess.
Dear Mezmo,Dear @Baja_Brewer,
Make it stop...I can't stop watching this! It's just so...memorizing!
Sincerely,
Mezmo
Dear @Baja_Brewer,
Make it stop...I can't stop watching this! It's just so...memorizing!
Sincerely,
Mezmo
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Dear PlexVector,
I have a hard time admitting to people that I watched a guy play with his chicken on the internet!
Sincerely,
I want to know what possessed the guy to make his chicken wobble and film it?
Dear Friends and Associates,
Please stop boinking people other than the people you are supposed to be boinking.
Sincerely,
The Guy Who Helps Deal with the Fall-out from Said Unsanctioned Boinking
Dear guy dealing with the fallout from unsanctioned boinking,
Tell them to go boink themselves.
Sincerely,
Hates being caught up in others' drama
Dear Business Traveler,Dear Hotels,
If it is your off season and the hotel is 80% vacant, please, please, please, put business travelers in one wing of the hotel and holiday travelers in the other wing of the hotel.
It's easy to tell the difference. Business traveler: single traveler in business attire, usually a hotel gold club member or better. Holiday traveler: usually a couple in casual clothes and 20 screaming, running, jumping children.
Business traveler just wants to ****ing sleep and get back on the road to the next meeting. Holiday traveler just wants to run and scream and jump around until midnight. At least their ****ing kids do.
Sincerely,
Business traveler
Dear legs,
I'm sorry.
Sincerely,
Fat guy trying to pedal off the pounds. Or earn more beer.
Definitely earning more beer.
Dear Links,
I gave up on golf when the number of balls I lost exceeded the maximum number of balls I could physically carry. I can't finish 18 holes.
Sincerely,
Not enough balls.
Dear notgolf,
When you have 18 holes to fill in 3 hours, a few extra balls might help.
Sincerely,
A very busy man
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