Stupid Joke Thread!

[agentbud]

I'm not saying I'm old... but when I was in school, we made ashtrays for our parents in art class.

 

[jcav]

And key holders and napkin holders in shop class!

John

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot.

But I'm not a fan.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

 

[homebeerbrewer]

The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

 

[day_trippr]

National "Pretend to be a Time Traveller Day" was tomorrow.

 

[balrog]

The first Rule of Condescension Club
is kinda long and complex
and I don't think you'd understand
even if I explained it to you.

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[homebeerbrewer]

New York is the opposite of Minnesota because New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where the Minneapolis.

 

[balrog]

I crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy.

I had a rash of good luck.




I tried to keep it to myself but I was just itching to tell someone.

 

[day_trippr]

 

[day_trippr]

 

[homebeerbrewer]

One hydrogen atom says to another, “Oh no, I’ve lost my electron.”

The other says, “Are you sure?”

It replied, “Yes, I’m positive.”

 

[DaveDiamond]

One hydrogen atom says to another, “Oh no, I’ve lost my electron.”

The other says, “Are you sure?”

It replied, “Yes, I’m positive.”

Never believe an Atom.
They make everything up.

 

[DaveDiamond]

Ah, it's all coming back to me now!
Said the man p..ing in the fan.

 

[DaveDiamond]

That remains to be seen!
Said the Elephant ....... on the footpath!