I'm beyond the headache stage, now I'm just determined and flat out stubborn. Not a all of my beers have been dumpers, although most of the browns,porters and stouts have been. The IPA's and Raspberry wheats have been decent, but I suspect the hops or fruit are covering up whatever the off taste is. I've had people watch my process and they've had little input as to what I was doing wrong. Although, they were drinking at the time and weren't critiquing my every move. I could never accept defeat and rely on my friend to make me beer. I would feel great shame. This would be like inviting my friend over to satisfy my wife because I couldn't!!
Here are my next steps: I'm going to brew an extract version of this recipe with purchased spring water this Friday. If it's still bad, I'm going to my friends house and make this exact (all-grain) recipe with his water, equipment and fermentation chamber. I may have him do the same with my equipment. This should tell me something of value.
I am betting if you make sure EVERYTHING is properly cleaned (no perfume soaps here!) and sanitized (if you think its clean, clean it again), use spring water and brew the extract beer EXACTLY as the recipe calls for and ferment at the right temp with good (proper pitch count) healthy yeast, it will turn out stellar.
If you can brew up good beer with extract kits, then you know its your all grain process that is "off" somewhere.
Some things to consider if your beer is getting worse in the keg but tastes great coming out of the fermenter (and trust me, this can be a ***** to chase down):
- Your CO2 lines - make sure you are not using old hoses or hoses that may have had beer backup into them.
- Your CO2 supply - make sure you are using CO2 from a HB source..I had a friend who had a tank filled at a welder and got some off tastes from the CO2 fill on that tank..he ended up trading the tank in and his problems went away (he ended up swapping out the hoses as well once he dumped that CO2 tank).
- Carb PROPERLY..it takes time..I leave mine on the gas for 2 weeks at the proper carb temp and let it just carb slowly. Carbonic bite sucks when "speeding" up the CO2 process. Carbonic bite is a "metal-like" taste in the beer..YUCK
- Make sure your keg is cleaned 100% as well as all posts/poppets/diptubes/etc. CLEAN IT WELL or you will get funkyness in the keg. Had a keg once that whatever was in it before I got it, I just could not get it 100% removed (and I tried everything) and every stinking time I used it, it tossed off flavors in the beer that went in it. I ended up getting rid of it.
In all seriousness, I hope you do track this issue down. Keep us posted.