I'll try and answer a few questions: I have 15-gallon SS Brewtech kettle on order so I'm not going to be too concerned with cleaning the old one. I'm sick of slinging that heavy bastard around anyway! I typically make a starter with everything that's not Nottingham and US-05(1000ml to 100 grams of DME typically). If I'm using dry yeast, I'll use 2 packages for anything over 1.060. I do rehydrate all dry yeast. All keg lines and tubing are new. I'll try one more batch with my new kettle. With exception to my immersion chiller, EVERYTHING will have been replaced since I originally had this problem; kettle, mash tun w/false bottom, fermenters, sparge water pot, corny kegs, temp controlled fermentation chamber, valves, tubing, thermometers, Starsan, CO2 tanks and regulators, water and buying grain from two different suppliers. There is literally almost nothing else to replace. If this next batch turns out the same, I'll brew the next with my buddies setup and I'll have him do the same. I'm determined to make beer brewing my bitch! I have no doubt that my beer will be awesome when I finally find the culprit. I just hope I find it. Thanks again for everyone's suggestions!