Seriously, thanks for deleting my post

[ChshreCat]

You gonna explain to your friends why you're eating the yellow snow?

 

[IrregularPulse]

also u guys are drunk bastards and im stuck in a meeting arguing over a whiteboard

Whiteboards? What is this the 90's? Talk them into a SmartBoard!

 

[arturo7]

You gonna explain to your friends why you're eating the yellow snow?

Hell no! That would mean less for me.

 

[paulthenurse]

C'mon budz. That's just ardent political commentary.

Of the finest sort.

 

[Yooper]

nope, but if you really want to bring that up...it works out great that you're from massa****shoots (thats the best i can do).

go marry a man.

This might seem like a crazy question but bear with me. You don't happen to have any furniture on your porch, do you?

PTN

Dash, you may not have realized it but one of the funniest and most classic drunken ramblings was posted by a man with a couch on his porch. That wasn't an insult.

Paul, I also got to thinking that "go marry a man" isn't such an insult, either. At first I thought it was. But then I realized that sleeping with a man is awesome. (Marrying, not so much, but that's for another ramble) I mean, I can really relate to someone wanting to have sex with a man- I sure want to. Sex with a man is fantastic, and I highly recommend it.

So, I see now that those were compliments paid to each other! I will paraphrase- "That's a good drunken mumbling- you're not the famous and brilliant drunken philosopher with a couch are you?" and "Wow- you're such a great person, you should enjoy cohabiting with a guy, because it's great!"

 

[DeathBrewer]

SRSLY...I want in on that party!!!

 

[IrregularPulse]

SRSLY...I want in on that party!!!

The part with two guys?

 

[Zul'jin]

I know hwo you feel dash3453903532 they move one aof my posts too and my whole fence felled down an my leg and i was trapped for 9 days in th ecactus.

but i got strong eatin cactus spines and drinking bee venoms.

I have a new kitty fo rthe serwr palnt and it is a kitten. she lays on me all purrpurr puurr and then BTYES ON MY FACE! she is asleeping mow but i know she sleep like that rat and bites me when she wakes up. OK i train he rto bite thrad movers!

so am goin gto waco texas (this is TEXAS!) an deatin gbbq an dmy motorcycle. well maybe on a tabl ebu ti bet i can get the mc gang i be rollin it to eat on the bikes. and make a motorcycles out of rib bones. rad1

and i ahve a starwaRS yoda and obiwan watch from Burgerking, and made beer koll aid. a bottle broke when i was openin git to get the beer out and glass probly go tit ni but i drank it still anyway. glass is organic so its ok.

 

[Seabee John]

I know hwo you feel dash3453903532 they move one aof my posts too and my whole fence felled down an my leg and i was trapped for 9 days in th ecactus.

but i got strong eatin cactus spines and drinking bee venoms.

I have a new kitty fo rthe serwr palnt and it is a kitten. she lays on me all purrpurr puurr and then BTYES ON MY FACE! she is asleeping mow but i know she sleep like that rat and bites me when she wakes up. OK i train he rto bite thrad movers!

so am goin gto waco texas (this is TEXAS!) an deatin gbbq an dmy motorcycle. well maybe on a tabl ebu ti bet i can get the mc gang i be rollin it to eat on the bikes. and make a motorcycles out of rib bones. rad1

and i ahve a starwaRS yoda and obiwan watch from Burgerking, and made beer koll aid. a bottle broke when i was openin git to get the beer out and glass probly go tit ni but i drank it still anyway. glass is organic so its ok.

Really, in all honesty... can it be said any more clearly than that? BRAVO!!

 

[Revvy]

I know hwo you feel dash3453903532 they move one aof my posts too and my whole fence felled down an my leg and i was trapped for 9 days in th ecactus.

but i got strong eatin cactus spines and drinking bee venoms.

I have a new kitty fo rthe serwr palnt and it is a kitten. she lays on me all purrpurr puurr and then BTYES ON MY FACE! she is asleeping mow but i know she sleep like that rat and bites me when she wakes up. OK i train he rto bite thrad movers!

so am goin gto waco texas (this is TEXAS!) an deatin gbbq an dmy motorcycle. well maybe on a tabl ebu ti bet i can get the mc gang i be rollin it to eat on the bikes. and make a motorcycles out of rib bones. rad1

and i ahve a starwaRS yoda and obiwan watch from Burgerking, and made beer koll aid. a bottle broke when i was openin git to get the beer out and glass probly go tit ni but i drank it still anyway. glass is organic so its ok.

YAY!!!!! ANother Zul'jen classic...but I still can't totally translate druck orc yet...especially if there's no porch couches in it.....

But tis is pretty good...

Congrats on the kitty and the star wars watch!!!!

:,ug:

 

[shecky]

I know hwo you feel dash3453903532 they move one aof my posts too and my whole fence felled down an my leg and i was trapped for 9 days in th ecactus.

but i got strong eatin cactus spines and drinking bee venoms.

I have a new kitty fo rthe serwr palnt and it is a kitten. she lays on me all purrpurr puurr and then BTYES ON MY FACE! she is asleeping mow but i know she sleep like that rat and bites me when she wakes up. OK i train he rto bite thrad movers!

so am goin gto waco texas (this is TEXAS!) an deatin gbbq an dmy motorcycle. well maybe on a tabl ebu ti bet i can get the mc gang i be rollin it to eat on the bikes. and make a motorcycles out of rib bones. rad1

and i ahve a starwaRS yoda and obiwan watch from Burgerking, and made beer koll aid. a bottle broke when i was openin git to get the beer out and glass probly go tit ni but i drank it still anyway. glass is organic so its ok.

*in the voice of Marv Albert*

YEEEESSSS!!!!!! :rockin:

 

[Picobrew]

this beer koll aid sounds good. I wonder if it could be made with bebop cola or mingus dew



I cna't figure out how to embed youtube crap in here

 

[IrregularPulse]

this beer koll aid sounds good. I wonder if it could be made with bebop cola or mingus dew

YouTube - laboratorio submarino 2021- bajo la maquina XD

I cna't figure out how to embed youtube crap in here

Sure you can!

 

[SmugMug]

I've already warned my brother about the consequences of drinking more than 2 pints of apfelwein. Since he never listens, I'm making sure there will be a camera present when he gets into the bottle. That stuff was never meant to be consumed by persons who have no self control. This Christmas should be fun. I think I may start a barleywine too. Maybe I could convince him that an apfelwein/barleywine rotation is better for the hangover.

 

[kinison_fan]

I know hwo you feel dash3453903532 they move one aof my posts too and my whole fence felled down an my leg and i was trapped for 9 days in th ecactus.

but i got strong eatin cactus spines and drinking bee venoms.

I have a new kitty fo rthe serwr palnt and it is a kitten. she lays on me all purrpurr puurr and then BTYES ON MY FACE! she is asleeping mow but i know she sleep like that rat and bites me when she wakes up. OK i train he rto bite thrad movers!

so am goin gto waco texas (this is TEXAS!) an deatin gbbq an dmy motorcycle. well maybe on a tabl ebu ti bet i can get the mc gang i be rollin it to eat on the bikes. and make a motorcycles out of rib bones. rad1

and i ahve a starwaRS yoda and obiwan watch from Burgerking, and made beer koll aid. a bottle broke when i was openin git to get the beer out and glass probly go tit ni but i drank it still anyway. glass is organic so its ok.

...

I nominate the above message for "Instant Classic Drunken Rambling"

 

[SchizoFilly]

Zul'jin is like a druck posting super-group. Not every one of them is an instant classic, but they all leave you wanting more.

 

[Seabee John]

So word on the street has it that this will become the next "Dammit....." thread.... any truth to that?

oops.... was that a thread killer?

 

[DeathBrewer]

Just don't **** with The Tap Room!

 

[Picobrew]

I think this is the bottle closet? I just looked around my office at work here and there are like 15 empty beer bottles and I didn't drink any of them. What hte hell