Seriously, thanks for deleting my post

[dash14251]

i know this isnt the right topic for whatever forum im in but that sucks. lets say, lets just say that i was drunk when i posted earlier, so what? jesus christ, all i was saying is that the apfelwein is the ****. i spelled it wrong? oh yeah, well when i write 'apfelwein' in the message box the spell check says i spelled that wrong so how do you really spell anything? damn did i spell drunk right?
:rockin:

 

[Picobrew]

Sir, I think you left your pants over here: https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/im-drinkin-my-apfelwsein-121287/

 

[dash14251]

ok sorry yall i didnt know there was that forum.. thats the shiznit

 

[dash14251]

if im sorry enough is it worth making another thread to tell all how sorry i am just as much as i was angry about how i thought they deleted my post? moving it's cool! sorry you'enz!

 

[arturo7]

classic




890

 

[paulthenurse]

This might seem like a crazy question but bear with me. You don't happen to have any furniture on your porch, do you?

PTN

 

[dash14251]

This might seem like a crazy question but bear with me. You don't happen to have any furniture on your porch, do you?

PTN

nope, but if you really want to bring that up...it works out great that you're from massa****shoots (thats the best i can do).

go marry a man.

 

[Yooper]

I just moved this thread to a more appropriate place.

Thanks for the kind words.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Well this looks like fun.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

When you see kangaroos, you have dug far enough.

Edit: oh, wait. That should be paddy fields shouldn't it?

 

[uglygoat]

paddy? like this sorta paddy?

 

[Revvy]

paddy? like this sorta paddy?

YouTube - The Pogues- Poor Paddy On The Railway

I love the pogues!!!!

What the heck is this thread about anyway? And how long til it gets locked?

Apfelwein is the devil....No it's evil, Ed Wort is the Devil.

 

[dash14251]

yall thats a cool ass song

 

[keelanfish]

doing Georgia proud.

 

[Saccharomyces]

Lol.

123456

 

[Picobrew]

this thread is making me thirsty

 

[Cheeto]

so when is the name calling going to start ?

 

[DeathBrewer]

Son of a biatch!!!!

 

[c.n.budz]

nope, but if you really want to bring that up...it works out great that you're from massa****shoots (thats the best i can do).

go marry a man.

Apparently we have a small minded jackass in the house today....

 

[arturo7]

Apparently we have a small minded jackass in the house today....

C'mon budz. That's just ardent political commentary.

 

[Picobrew]

its so bloody hot here im thinking about apfelwein sorbetto. will it freeze?

also u guys are drunk bastards and im stuck in a meeting arguing over a whiteboard

 

[Kronin]

Whiteboards The Scourge Of Our Times, Down With Whiteboardsd

<edit> wow, it replaced my all caps post and made it loolk less druk and more civill

 

[Picobrew]

will it freeze?????

 

[Picobrew]

Ok so at 8.5 percent alcohol it would have to be at 13 degrees to freeze according to various random web searches strung together. Maybe if I cut it with apple juice I can make something delicious.

 

[EvilTOJ]

You'll get a nice slush mix in your freezer. Now, if one were to accidentally let it thaw and catch everything that dripped out first, then refreeze it, the ABV would be bumped up. Not that I'm advocating that, or anything.

 

[Revvy]

You'll get a nice slush mix in your freezer. Now, if one were to accidentally let it thaw and catch everything that dripped out first, then refreeze it, the ABV would be bumped up. Not that I'm advocating that, or anything.

Well we know it's not illegal anymore...so advocate away!!!

 

[FireBrewer]

You'll get a nice slush mix in your freezer. Now, if one were to accidentally let it thaw and catch everything that dripped out first, then refreeze it, the ABV would be bumped up. Not that I'm advocating that, or anything.

Eis-Apfelwein? Sounds tasty.

 

[chumprock]

Apfeljackboots?

 

[Saccharomyces]

**** ***** ****.... Great, you guys just HAD to bring up Applejack, as if I didn't have ENOUGH crazy ideas already in my head. Jeez... will I ever be sober AGAIN after meeting you bastards??!!!

 

[arturo7]

Apfelwein snowcones for everyone!

 

[ChshreCat]

You gonna explain to your friends why you're eating the yellow snow?

 

[IrregularPulse]

also u guys are drunk bastards and im stuck in a meeting arguing over a whiteboard

Whiteboards? What is this the 90's? Talk them into a SmartBoard!

 

[arturo7]

You gonna explain to your friends why you're eating the yellow snow?

Hell no! That would mean less for me.

 

[paulthenurse]

C'mon budz. That's just ardent political commentary.

Of the finest sort.

 

[Yooper]

nope, but if you really want to bring that up...it works out great that you're from massa****shoots (thats the best i can do).

go marry a man.

This might seem like a crazy question but bear with me. You don't happen to have any furniture on your porch, do you?

PTN

Dash, you may not have realized it but one of the funniest and most classic drunken ramblings was posted by a man with a couch on his porch. That wasn't an insult.

Paul, I also got to thinking that "go marry a man" isn't such an insult, either. At first I thought it was. But then I realized that sleeping with a man is awesome. (Marrying, not so much, but that's for another ramble) I mean, I can really relate to someone wanting to have sex with a man- I sure want to. Sex with a man is fantastic, and I highly recommend it.

So, I see now that those were compliments paid to each other! I will paraphrase- "That's a good drunken mumbling- you're not the famous and brilliant drunken philosopher with a couch are you?" and "Wow- you're such a great person, you should enjoy cohabiting with a guy, because it's great!"

 

[DeathBrewer]

SRSLY...I want in on that party!!!

 

[IrregularPulse]

SRSLY...I want in on that party!!!

The part with two guys?

 

[Zul'jin]

I know hwo you feel dash3453903532 they move one aof my posts too and my whole fence felled down an my leg and i was trapped for 9 days in th ecactus.

but i got strong eatin cactus spines and drinking bee venoms.

I have a new kitty fo rthe serwr palnt and it is a kitten. she lays on me all purrpurr puurr and then BTYES ON MY FACE! she is asleeping mow but i know she sleep like that rat and bites me when she wakes up. OK i train he rto bite thrad movers!

so am goin gto waco texas (this is TEXAS!) an deatin gbbq an dmy motorcycle. well maybe on a tabl ebu ti bet i can get the mc gang i be rollin it to eat on the bikes. and make a motorcycles out of rib bones. rad1

and i ahve a starwaRS yoda and obiwan watch from Burgerking, and made beer koll aid. a bottle broke when i was openin git to get the beer out and glass probly go tit ni but i drank it still anyway. glass is organic so its ok.

 

[Seabee John]

I know hwo you feel dash3453903532 they move one aof my posts too and my whole fence felled down an my leg and i was trapped for 9 days in th ecactus.

but i got strong eatin cactus spines and drinking bee venoms.

I have a new kitty fo rthe serwr palnt and it is a kitten. she lays on me all purrpurr puurr and then BTYES ON MY FACE! she is asleeping mow but i know she sleep like that rat and bites me when she wakes up. OK i train he rto bite thrad movers!

so am goin gto waco texas (this is TEXAS!) an deatin gbbq an dmy motorcycle. well maybe on a tabl ebu ti bet i can get the mc gang i be rollin it to eat on the bikes. and make a motorcycles out of rib bones. rad1

and i ahve a starwaRS yoda and obiwan watch from Burgerking, and made beer koll aid. a bottle broke when i was openin git to get the beer out and glass probly go tit ni but i drank it still anyway. glass is organic so its ok.

Really, in all honesty... can it be said any more clearly than that? BRAVO!!

 

[Revvy]

I know hwo you feel dash3453903532 they move one aof my posts too and my whole fence felled down an my leg and i was trapped for 9 days in th ecactus.

but i got strong eatin cactus spines and drinking bee venoms.

I have a new kitty fo rthe serwr palnt and it is a kitten. she lays on me all purrpurr puurr and then BTYES ON MY FACE! she is asleeping mow but i know she sleep like that rat and bites me when she wakes up. OK i train he rto bite thrad movers!

so am goin gto waco texas (this is TEXAS!) an deatin gbbq an dmy motorcycle. well maybe on a tabl ebu ti bet i can get the mc gang i be rollin it to eat on the bikes. and make a motorcycles out of rib bones. rad1

and i ahve a starwaRS yoda and obiwan watch from Burgerking, and made beer koll aid. a bottle broke when i was openin git to get the beer out and glass probly go tit ni but i drank it still anyway. glass is organic so its ok.

YAY!!!!! ANother Zul'jen classic...but I still can't totally translate druck orc yet...especially if there's no porch couches in it.....

But tis is pretty good...

Congrats on the kitty and the star wars watch!!!!

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