CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
I have been playing a little game for the past 24 years. Take a popular song, or even just the song currently playing... and screw up the lyrics so that they are funny. My wife does not have it easy.
Either change the words to something else that rhymes, or even better, incorporate a random term. In La Casa de Creamy, "ball-bag" and "corn chips" are two popular ones.
I encourage you to play at home.
"I'm rockin the ball-bag. Just like Michael Jackson did. I'm rockin the ball-bag. Except that he was talented..."
"...know when to walk away. Know when to run. You never spank your monkey. When you're sitting at the table. There'll be plenty time for spankin'... when the game is done"
"We'll never be royal. ROYAL! Something something cream cheese. Oooooooo.. and I hope you get a disease"
"Gonna find my baby gonna boink her mom just like the night of junior prom"
"The nutsack is a relatively little place where, gonads come together! Nutsack baby pleeeeeze!"
"Blinded by the light. Woke up to her chugging a six-pack of natty ice"
"You had to have a white. hot. spot. light. you had to be a ******. bag. last night."
"Bra! Hoo! Good God Y'all! What is it good for?! Holding up her hooters!"
"Stand in the place where you were! Now youre old. Think about being mortal wonder why you didnt boink that one girl..."
G rated for when kids are in the room
"Why are there so many? Guys named Cornelius? And only... like... 7 named Clyyyyde?"
Either change the words to something else that rhymes, or even better, incorporate a random term. In La Casa de Creamy, "ball-bag" and "corn chips" are two popular ones.
I encourage you to play at home.
"I'm rockin the ball-bag. Just like Michael Jackson did. I'm rockin the ball-bag. Except that he was talented..."
"...know when to walk away. Know when to run. You never spank your monkey. When you're sitting at the table. There'll be plenty time for spankin'... when the game is done"
"We'll never be royal. ROYAL! Something something cream cheese. Oooooooo.. and I hope you get a disease"
"Gonna find my baby gonna boink her mom just like the night of junior prom"
"The nutsack is a relatively little place where, gonads come together! Nutsack baby pleeeeeze!"
"Blinded by the light. Woke up to her chugging a six-pack of natty ice"
"You had to have a white. hot. spot. light. you had to be a ******. bag. last night."
"Bra! Hoo! Good God Y'all! What is it good for?! Holding up her hooters!"
"Stand in the place where you were! Now youre old. Think about being mortal wonder why you didnt boink that one girl..."
G rated for when kids are in the room
"Why are there so many? Guys named Cornelius? And only... like... 7 named Clyyyyde?"