Road Rage One Liners

[unionrdr]

If you see the grill of my truck in your rear view mirror, it means get out of the way because you're not doing a very good job of leading.

I get this most in 25-35 mph zones around here by those that do 25-30 in a 50 zone,then 50+ in a 25 zone. I can be doing 40-45 in a 35 & they ride their brakes when in front to slow me down 5-10 mph,then push me by tail gating when behind when I'm already over the limit...

 

[KingBrianI]

I get this most in 25-35 mph zones around here by those that do 25-30 in a 50 zone,then 50+ in a 25 zone. I can be doing 40-45 in a 35 & they ride their brakes when in front to slow me down 5-10 mph,then push me by tail gating when behind when I'm already over the limit...

Reminds me of something that happens here sometimes. I'll be in a bad mood once in a while and see someone riding another car's ass. So I go up and ride the tailgater's ass to show them what it's like. They like to give it but they can't seem to take it. I hate hypocrites.

 

[unionrdr]

Word man. I hate road scholars...

 

[DakotaRules]

Really? So you decide what is too fast and enforce it by staying in the left lane? You're the guy I can't stand. If you're going "a good window of speed" , but not breaking the law, you're driving 65. GTFO.

I agree! The left lane is for passing and faster moving cars. Only the entitled cruise "la de da" in the left lane oblivious to what's coming up behind them. If there's no one around then you should be in the right lane. No excuses. It's the law.

 

[DakotaRules]

this...

+1000!

 

[blizzard]

My favorite is from SWMBO. Works well for people trying to find parking on a busy street.

Who ya sneaking up on?!?

 

[phoenixs4r]

Stay calm, stay quiet, ride a motorcycle, remove their mirror.

 

[naiek]

HUGE fan of retard (pronounced a la hangover) always proceeded with "f_ing" at a volume they can make out with their windows up and usually with my wife and daughter in the car, no daughter I use c_nt

edit-censored in the 18+?

 

[jonmohno]

In Texas, as others mentioned, the left lane is for passing only. By hanging out in the left lane, not only are you causing congestion and making everybody's commute longer but you are creating a hazard and breaking the traffic code. The difference between you and the speeder is, on most roads in Texas, the posted speed limit is not a maximum limit. It is the recommended limit under perfect driving conditions. That doesn't mean people can't drive faster and not break the law. However, it is always a violation of the traffic code to drive in the left lane when not passing.

To clarify: driving over the posted limit sometimes is within the law, what you do is never legal.

Moreover, it's just a ******* thing to do. Yes, sometimes people speed just because they enjoy driving fast, they drive like a-holes, etc. but there's no way for you to differentiate between that person and somebody who's speeding because they are late to something really important, possibly of no fault of their own, or on the way to the hospital.

Being late to speed is excusabale or going to the hospital is excusable for causing accidents then?If so it happens.Going nowhere fast?Possiblly luckily somewhere fast i suppose.Dont forget to excuse those red lights too.

 

[static]

Stay calm, stay quiet, ride a motorcycle, remove their mirror.

I ride year round so i contemplate this daily.

And if you think people are oblivious to other cars? They flat can't see a motorcycle. I view it like being in a live video game where everything is out to kill me. So far I'm winning.

 

[phoenixs4r]

I ride year round so i contemplate this daily.

And if you think people are oblivious to other cars? They flat can't see a motorcycle. I view it like being in a live video game where everything is out to kill me. So far I'm winning.

I don't ride that much anymore. The red rocket in the garage is going to get me in trouble sooner or later. Its usually worse in the summer because not are you dodging cars but summer riders as well, they can be worse!

 

[static]

The hot taco Tuesday pub riders are the worst. It's great that they ride and all but when its only once a week for 10 or 20 miles you're a danger to yourself and everyone around you. Riding well is a perishable skill and it takes practice practice practice.

 

[Conan]

I may need to start carrying a tape recorder in truck. I have some real winners, I'm sure....but I'm also glad people can't hear me, mostly. A favorite is some derivation of "you waiting for a specific color of green, or will that light do?" or, since there' a decent Irish contingent around: "Is Kelly good enough, or would you like forest green? Cause you're stuck with Kelly and I'm stuck with you, prick!". I tend to go with whatever comes to mind, which is often unintelligible ramblings. Kyle