Just wanted to tell a story about a couple people that turned into drunks after drinking too much. I'm sure many of you have dealt with these kinds of people many times, and I would love to hear your stories.
Last saturday a group of us met at a local brewery at 2pm that had an anniversary party. $5 for a free pint glass which they fill 3 times. Great beer. Well, I think I had 5 pints of so, but no worries, because I did not drive there or back, I had the designated driver thing all worked out. After getting back, I still had to drive 5 miles or so down the road somewhere else, but I think I waited a bit before I did that.
After the brewery thing, I had arranged to host some sort of impromptu bbq party at my girl's place and invited most of the group from the brewery. I stopped at the local grocery store and got a 12 pack of Sam Adams Octoberfest and other bbq foodstuffs. Got to my girl's, and got ready for the people to come over. I also had some Newcastle, Full Sail pale ale, and other fine brew there.
The people start filing in, and I am serving people beers left and right, getting them a new beer as soon as they finish the one they are drinking. I also serve some of my first homebrew, which turned out great!!! This gathering also served as somewhat of a bachelor party for one of the guys that was getting married the next week (actually tomorrow). Pretty lame bachelor party, no chicks or anything.
I cooked up some burgers on the grill and everyone ate. Everyone is enjoying themselves in the hot tub and whatnot, and before you know it, it's about 10pm or so.
So the two drunks. They are there, drinking and having a good time as well. One of them actually was asking my girl if she needed a massage. She said her shoulder was hurting and she was rubbing it, etc. And this drunken drunk had the nerve to ask her that, right in front of me!! Luckily, I am the kind of guy that doesn't flip out over something like this, so I let her handle it. I have also known this guy for a while and knew he was harmless. But apparently I did tell him to get the hell back. Some time passes, and the guy getting married leaves, followed soon thereafter by drunk number two and pretty much everyone else. I think I mention to drunk number one that I think he should crash on the couch, so I find his keys and take them.
I walk into the bedroom to get ready for bed, and look out the window to see the drunk stumbling around on the back patio, trying to look at his phone. Sh*t!!! He is pretty wasted. I go out there and explain to him that he should stay here tonight. All of a sudden, he turns around and dives into the pool, with all his clothes on. He gets out, and I tell him that before he comes inside, he has to take off his clothes and dry off, and I even bring him some dry clothes. I can't seem to get through to him that I am not letting him in before he dries off and I have to stand there for like 10 minutes or so before he agrees to do it. I think he gets pissed off at me at one point because I think I tried to record how drunk he was with my phone, in an attempt to set him straight and do what I was telling him to. This was not the first time I had to deal with this guy being so drunk. So frustrating. I was pretty damn drunk myself, but I never seem to get out of control drunk anymore, no matter how much I drink.
So eventually, he changes clothes, comes inside and makes it to the bathroom. I go to the bedroom, and then I hear some noises coming from the bathroom after a while. I go over and look under the door and see his head lying on the floor. He was passed out. So I went to bed.
The next morning I realized he could have knocked his head on something, but he was awake and thanked me for everything and then went home. We found some chunks in the sink so apparently had puked. So that was drunk number one.
My friend had to deal with drunk number two. My friend agreed to give him a ride home but half way there the drunk wanted to go downtown and drive all around. After a while my friend just couldn't stand it anymore and kicked the guy out of the car. So I can only imagine the frustration he had to deal with too.
It's really annoying that people get so drunk like that, where they are just un-manageable. I guess it was partly my fault, as I was serving beers nonstop.
Anybody have any similar stories?
Last saturday a group of us met at a local brewery at 2pm that had an anniversary party. $5 for a free pint glass which they fill 3 times. Great beer. Well, I think I had 5 pints of so, but no worries, because I did not drive there or back, I had the designated driver thing all worked out. After getting back, I still had to drive 5 miles or so down the road somewhere else, but I think I waited a bit before I did that.
After the brewery thing, I had arranged to host some sort of impromptu bbq party at my girl's place and invited most of the group from the brewery. I stopped at the local grocery store and got a 12 pack of Sam Adams Octoberfest and other bbq foodstuffs. Got to my girl's, and got ready for the people to come over. I also had some Newcastle, Full Sail pale ale, and other fine brew there.
The people start filing in, and I am serving people beers left and right, getting them a new beer as soon as they finish the one they are drinking. I also serve some of my first homebrew, which turned out great!!! This gathering also served as somewhat of a bachelor party for one of the guys that was getting married the next week (actually tomorrow). Pretty lame bachelor party, no chicks or anything.
I cooked up some burgers on the grill and everyone ate. Everyone is enjoying themselves in the hot tub and whatnot, and before you know it, it's about 10pm or so.
So the two drunks. They are there, drinking and having a good time as well. One of them actually was asking my girl if she needed a massage. She said her shoulder was hurting and she was rubbing it, etc. And this drunken drunk had the nerve to ask her that, right in front of me!! Luckily, I am the kind of guy that doesn't flip out over something like this, so I let her handle it. I have also known this guy for a while and knew he was harmless. But apparently I did tell him to get the hell back. Some time passes, and the guy getting married leaves, followed soon thereafter by drunk number two and pretty much everyone else. I think I mention to drunk number one that I think he should crash on the couch, so I find his keys and take them.
I walk into the bedroom to get ready for bed, and look out the window to see the drunk stumbling around on the back patio, trying to look at his phone. Sh*t!!! He is pretty wasted. I go out there and explain to him that he should stay here tonight. All of a sudden, he turns around and dives into the pool, with all his clothes on. He gets out, and I tell him that before he comes inside, he has to take off his clothes and dry off, and I even bring him some dry clothes. I can't seem to get through to him that I am not letting him in before he dries off and I have to stand there for like 10 minutes or so before he agrees to do it. I think he gets pissed off at me at one point because I think I tried to record how drunk he was with my phone, in an attempt to set him straight and do what I was telling him to. This was not the first time I had to deal with this guy being so drunk. So frustrating. I was pretty damn drunk myself, but I never seem to get out of control drunk anymore, no matter how much I drink.
So eventually, he changes clothes, comes inside and makes it to the bathroom. I go to the bedroom, and then I hear some noises coming from the bathroom after a while. I go over and look under the door and see his head lying on the floor. He was passed out. So I went to bed.
The next morning I realized he could have knocked his head on something, but he was awake and thanked me for everything and then went home. We found some chunks in the sink so apparently had puked. So that was drunk number one.
My friend had to deal with drunk number two. My friend agreed to give him a ride home but half way there the drunk wanted to go downtown and drive all around. After a while my friend just couldn't stand it anymore and kicked the guy out of the car. So I can only imagine the frustration he had to deal with too.
It's really annoying that people get so drunk like that, where they are just un-manageable. I guess it was partly my fault, as I was serving beers nonstop.
Anybody have any similar stories?
