GrogNerd
mean old man
Couldn't get a seat at the bar because the 2-year-old wouldn't move over
No ****
No ****
Couldn't get a seat at the bar because the 2-year-old wouldn't move over
No ****
A rolling stone gathers no moss.Hoisting a cyber beer to anyone who can decipher this common saying:
A detached fragment of the terrestrial lithosphere, whether of igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic origin, and whether inquiring its approximation of sphericity through hydraulic action or other attrition, when continuously maintained in motion by reason of the instrumentality of gravitational forces constantly acting to lower its center of gravity thus resulting in a rotational movement around its temporary axis and with its velocity accelerated by its increase in the angle of declivity is, because of abrasive action produced by the incessant but irregular contact between its periphery and the contiguous terrain , effectively preventing from accumulating on its external surface , any appreciable modicum of cryptogamous vegetation normally propagated in umbrageous situations under optimum conditions of undeviating atmospheric humidity, solar radiation, quiescence, and comparative sequestraton from erosive agencies.......
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Brew on
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Brew on
Epidural layer I think.
Beauty is only skin deep.OK you nutballs....
Try this one......
Pulchritude does not penetrate below the dermal plane.
And some people question my reading comprehension skills...Doug.... you're a gawddammm genius !!
Beauty is only skin deep.
Brew on
I’m a little perturbed with “Jill” (Google maps” sending me through the zigzag epicenter of Washington DC, when I expected to go around on the beltway. I’m sure it was faster/better/scenic/fengshui/karmic but DANG those frickin streets are narrow.
me, answering phone call: hello
obvious pre-recorded voice: hello. this. is. john. how. are. you.
me: **** you, john.
"john": I'll put you on our DO NOT CALL list
me: **** you again, john **hangup**
You left off the "AND STAY OFF MY LAWN!"
RIP Dr. Johnny Fever
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/howard-hesseman-dead-wkrp-cincinnati-1235084085/
I had such a crush on Bailey...
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The classic "who's hotter" Maryanne or Giner, Bailey or Jennifer, I always go for the "plain Jane" to the "hottie". Maryanne and Bailey all day.
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you’re an animal…..
Hoisting another roggenbier in your honor….
The classic "who's hotter" Maryanne or Giner, Bailey or Jennifer, I always go for the "plain Jane" to the "hottie". Maryanne and Bailey all day.
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isolated indecent either
surly not in any way unique to me.
there, ficks da indecent for you. & surly not unique is not a brag, 'tis intended as qualifier meaning quite common.
later, got to crash, work day you know (or would you?)
and a diabolical chicken stepped on his forehead.
What do you play, bracc?
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