Random Beer Thoughts

[wuntrikpony]

https://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/make-a-wish-other-stuff-edition.32610/

Honestly wouldn't recommend. They bunch up and whipped cream stains are difficult to remove.

 

[user 307594]

Bought a fifteen pack of Victory Summer Love a few weeks ago when some friends were over. Also a big fan of 15 packs of PC Pils for the same thing

Summer Love is so underrated, love that beer. Thanks for the reminder to pick some up.

 

[lb304854]

The incessant complaining of people in my local group for anything that gets released that isn't marshmallow/coconut/vanilla/coffee is ******* tiring. Their ideal beer would just be melted ice cream bottled with wax tops.

You should move.

 

[YungCoolship]

You should move.

Is that a challenge?

 

[jbeezification1]

Honestly wouldn't recommend. They bunch up and whipped cream stains are difficult to remove.

Is that a challenge?

 

[FoudreGuy]

The incessant complaining of people in my local group for anything that gets released that isn't marshmallow/coconut/vanilla/coffee is ******* tiring. Their ideal beer would just be melted ice cream bottled with wax tops.

You should nuke the whole place from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

 

[FATSH1TTY]

At least he was in the bathroom....

I sharted twice in 40 minutes last weekend. It was hard to admit initially but I have zero ***** to give. Was not feeling well and thought id let one rip while putting the kids trampoline together. Well, in letting one rip I got more than I bargained for.

Took a break from the trampoline setup as it started to thunderstorm so I lit the grill and started making some chicken. Lifted my leg to fart again and thats when I made mud the second time. Rather than go immediately in the house to clean myself I walked out in the pouring rain, grabbed one of the 12 foot metal safety net poles from the trampoline and held it in the air asking the lord to just end me with a zap of lightening.

After 5 mins of not being smitten, I smelled the chicken on the grill and figured my life still has things to accomplish.

I farted in khaki shorts at dinner last mother day.

It wasn’t a fart. Wife wasn’t thrilled to fully accept she had 4 children to take care of.

 

[boogercrack]

I farted in khaki shorts at dinner last mother day.

It wasn’t a fart. Wife wasn’t thrilled to fully accept she had 4 children to take care of.

Didnt you **** yourself while driving too

 

[FATSH1TTY]

Didnt you **** yourself while driving too

Nah, not that I could remember.

Usually happens when comfy. ATL traffic ain’t comfy. It’s just cozy

 

[boogercrack]

Nah, not that I could remember.

Usually happens when comfy. ATL traffic ain’t comfy. It’s just cozy

My bad. Someone posted a story of having a farting contest with their sons while driving and took the ultimate L. Misremembered who.

 

[boogercrack]

I can just disregard this, right?

 

[jdd419]

I can just disregard this, right?

I did when I got mine

 

[tikk]

I can just disregard this, right?

Did you ship to PA?

 

[BadJustin]

I can just disregard this, right?

Yep but I’d switch to UPS or do one time credit card payments vs your account. I was worried my account was flagged.

 

[boogercrack]

Did you ship to PA?

California. Somehow they managed to blow out a brand new shipper and some live oak cans ate it and they refused delivery. They bagged up the rest and sent it back to me.

 

[steimie]

I can just disregard this, right?

No biggie. They don't actually do anything about it and they won't "flag" your account after busting you once. This letter just covers their ass.

 

[jbeezification1]

California. Somehow they managed to blow out a brand new shipper and some live oak cans ate it and they refused delivery. They bagged up the rest and sent it back to me.

File an insurance claim. You can claim up to $100. I’ve done it before with no issues after they bagged up some beers and sent them back to me.

 

[jdd419]

File an insurance claim. You can claim up to $100. I’ve done it before with no issues after they bagged up some beers and sent them back to me.

That's cool they gave you the claim. I was told no since it was beer. I didn't really think I had ground to argue

 

[jbeezification1]

That's cool they gave you the claim. I was told no since it was beer. I didn't really think I had ground to argue

Yeah. It’s a bold move but regardless they did damage my property while it was solely in their care. FedEX has $100 insurance on all deliveries so I filed and got a check a week or so later. I’m not arguing your situation but that’s the way I see it.

 

[jdd419]

Yeah. It’s a bold move but regardless they did damage my property while it was solely in their care. FedEX has $100 insurance on all deliveries so I filed and got a check a week or so later. I’m not arguing your situation but that’s the way I see it.

No I'm glad they gave you your money. I thought it was bs they didn't give me my claim

 

[abawol01]

Found the official game of neckbeards across the country.

 

[ggfunk]

Found the official game of neckbeards across the country.

You know what we have to do, right?

 

[ccbstl]

You can't convince me this isn't just carbed Yoohoo

 

[JCastle1]

You can't convince me this isn't just carbed Yoohoo

Real talk, carbed Yoo-hoo is fantastic. I got one of those seltzer bottles and it was one of the first things I tried. Don't remember where I read about it before.

 

[boogercrack]

You can't convince me this isn't just carbed Yoohoo

*explicitly carbed YooHoo

 

[JulianB1]

You can't convince me this isn't just carbed Yoohoo

Everything about this is dumb as all hell to the point where I suspect it's a parody:

-"Brut IPAs of San Francisco": what the hell does this even mean?

-Butterfly pea blossoms used appropriately provide an incredible electric blue/purple color, see Garagiste Bangkok for a good example. Why is this murky brown?

-carbonated "explicitly": this makes absolutely no sense in any respect. What's the alternative, to carbonate something 'implicitly'?

-"current" hops: as opposed to what?

 

[Kasher]

Everything about this is dumb as all hell to the point where I suspect it's a parody:

-"Brut IPAs of San Francisco": what the hell does this even mean?

-Butterfly pea blossoms used appropriately provide an incredible electric blue/purple color, see Garagiste Bangkok for a good example. Why is this murky brown?

-carbonated "explicitly": this makes absolutely no sense in any respect. What's the alternative, to carbonate something 'implicitly'?

-"current" hops: as opposed to what?

JulianB, pls.

Your clues are the above and not "blueberry clogged Chambongs" and "arboretums on the ethereal plane"?

 

[JulianB1]

JulianB, pls.

Your clues are the above and not "blueberry clogged Chambongs" and "arboretums on the ethereal plane"?

I stopped reading at their nonsensical use of explicitly. I don't even remotely know what the parts you quoted are supposed to mean.

 

[Shakedwnst]

I stopped reading at their nonsensical use of explicitly. I don't even remotely know what the parts you quoted are supposed to mean.

So you must not read tired hands cans either

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

If it isn't implicitly carbonated I send it back