Random Beer Thoughts

[Brubaker1]

I'm thinking 10 years into the future here.....when I'm teaching my daughter to drive, I will without question block out the backup camera.

 

[jmgrub]

I'm thinking 10 years into the future here.....when I'm teaching my daughter to drive, I will without question block out the backup camera.

Wrong random thoughts thread....................................................bro.




That said, I like the way you think.

 

[Brubaker1]

Wrong random thoughts thread....................................................bro.




That said, I like the way you think.

I'm not your bro, buddy.

 

[tosh1]

Facebook is ******* vile and should be shut down for being ******* dumb as ****.

FTFY

 

[CSO]

Wrong random thoughts thread....................................................bro.

That said, I like the way you think.

Maybe he'll get her loaded on BIG STOUTS or RARE LAMBIC first to up the challenge. In which case it's the right thread. And I also like the way he thinks.

 

[jmgrub]

Maybe he'll get her loaded on BIG STOUTS or RARE LAMBIC first to up the challenge. In which case it's the right thread. And I also like the way he thinks.

This is driving.




THIS IS DRIVING ON GUEUZE.

 

[CSO]

This is driving.

THIS IS DRIVING ON GUEUZE.

She'll probably Blauw a tire and end up in a kriek.

 

[tosh1]

This is driving.




THIS IS DRIVING ON GUEUZE.

She'll probably Blauw a tire and end up in a kriek.

Don't you fools have a thread for this stuff?


Srs.

 

[jmgrub]

She'll probably Blauw a tire and end up in a kriek.

Don't you fools have a thread for this stuff?


Srs.

Was just gonna tell CSO that I have a thread that might interest him.

THX tosh

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/awful-beer-puns-thread.31274/

 

[Josh2]

I love beertrader on FB.
It's like viewing a live read through of idiocracy 2.0.
It's got adjuncts!

 

[JulianB1]

I refuse to post in most of those groups.The sheer stupidity is breathtaking,

"Just because I say the n-word all the time doesn't make me racist."

Yes. Yes it does. That is exactly what that means. The fact that you can't realize that and continue to argue the contrary is amazing. On semi public forums nonetheless.

That thread was particularly awful even by that group's incredibly low standards.

 

[2plums4one]

I can agree that beer has become much less about people and the beer itself, and much closer to pokemon collecting. Whatever happened to actually drinking and talking about the beer?

 

[trickytunadicky]

I can agree that beer has become much less about people and the beer itself, and much closer to pokemon collecting. Whatever happened to actually drinking and talking about the beer?

When brewers secretly stopped making beer three years ago and just started putting new labels on the same old stuff.

 

[furley]

I refuse to post in most of those groups.The sheer stupidity is breathtaking,

"Just because I say the n-word all the time doesn't make me racist."

Yes. Yes it does. That is exactly what that means. The fact that you can't realize that and continue to argue the contrary is amazing. On semi public forums nonetheless.

as a dooshcanoe i once ran in to on the internet said he and his friends were "doing (their) part to strip the word of its meaning"

some (many?) of you probably know him

 

[boogercrack]

as a dooshcanoe i once ran in to on the internet said he and his friends were "doing (their) part to strip the word of its meaning"

some (many?) of you probably know him

why beat around the bush?

 

[ggfunk]

Don't you fools have a thread for this stuff?


Srs.

Yeah but its like 10 pages long. I don't have time to Qeutsche up on that.

 

[furley]

why beat around the bush?

it's one of those things where just saying the name will result in him humping my leg for months

pass

 

[arren]

I didn't think the beer world could possibly get worse, but I guess it takes a terrorist attack to really bring out the truly despicable.

 

[lazerviking]

I didn't think the beer world could possibly get worse, but I guess it takes a terrorist attack to really bring out the truly despicable.

?

 

[arren]

?

 

[ggfunk]

What a piece of ****.

 

[ASak10]

What a piece of ****.

People are idiots. About a third of that Denver Beer Traders group is unbearable. Someone on lambic.info posted "je suis lambic" or something idiotic like that...looks like it has since been deleted but seriously, what the **** are you thinking.

 

[drgarage1]

Are we positive that isn't satire? Because that's more humanly callous than I would assume even beer dorks are. Which is why I'm sure it's real.

 

[ASak10]

Are we positive that isn't satire? Because that's more humanly callous than I would assume even beer dorks are. Which is why I'm sure it's real.

He also made a post recently about a beer that was "fading quick" and advised people to either drink or trade ASAP. Yes, because I knowingly want to send someone a beer that I know is "fading quick" so that they can enjoy a beer that's a shell of what it was.

 

[nanobrew1]

Aaaaand then the response...

Woodshop shirt huh, cquiroga can we make sure this guy banned from future events?

 

[MooseLang]

What is with all these breweries that need to have a ******* release party every time they put a beer in a can? There are three breweries that are relatively local to me, and each put out a new beer in a can every single month, and have a release party for it at their brewery. These aren’t beers that are sitting in barrels for a year+. These are hoppy and/or lower ABV releases that are probably grain to can in two weeks or less. I mean, I get it to an extent. It’s a fun time, I’m sure. But these exact same breweries distribute, too. How about just can some beer and distro it to local stores? When did that become a thing of the past?

 

[steimie]

What is with all these breweries that need to have a ******* release party every time they put a beer in a can? There are three breweries that are relatively local to me, and each put out a new beer in a can every single month, and have a release party for it at their brewery. These aren’t beers that are sitting in barrels for a year+. These are hoppy and/or lower ABV releases that are probably grain to can in two weeks or less. I mean, I get it to an extent. It’s a fun time, I’m sure. But these exact same breweries distribute, too. How about just can some beer and distro it to local stores? When did that become a thing of the past?

Because money?

 

[cry me]

Because money?

^this

the margins are much higher on stuff they sell in-house vs. thru distro, since it's generally sold for the same MSRP

 

[lambandtunaphish]

^this

the margins are much higher on stuff they sell in-house vs. thru distro, since it's generally sold for the same MSRP

Plus, they get people to the brewery to buy other stuff on a day when they might not visit otherwise.

 

[lazerviking]

What is with all these breweries that need to have a ******* release party every time they put a beer in a can? There are three breweries that are relatively local to me, and each put out a new beer in a can every single month, and have a release party for it at their brewery. These aren’t beers that are sitting in barrels for a year+. These are hoppy and/or lower ABV releases that are probably grain to can in two weeks or less. I mean, I get it to an extent. It’s a fun time, I’m sure. But these exact same breweries distribute, too. How about just can some beer and distro it to local stores? When did that become a thing of the past?

The much better question is why do the neckbeards enable them to do it? Beer people act like every release is the last one on earth. Until people stop lining up for their product why would they stop?