Just here to drop an annoyance and go away...So there is a local brewer putting out a couple beers here and there. For my tastes they are amazing. They remind me of Melvin IPAs. Super hop saturated, tropical, low bitterness, very clean, perfect carb so as to be smooth and not prickly. I get pretty excited when I see them.
Anyhow I am bored and having one and was curious what other people think so I looked up some reviews:
"Wow, not much haze. Just okay"
"Not juicy at all. Little on the bitter side"
"Deceptive. No haze, but juicy."
"Malt city. Needs more juice"
"Piney, thin, clear, but kinda tasty?"
It's likely just me but it is getting annoying that to a ton of people any IPA that is clear is "malty, bitter, piney,and thin" and any IPA that is hazy is "juicy, soft, pillowy, and amazing"
It doesn't even matter if the flavor descriptors actually fit the beer they are drinking. They just spew cookie cutter descriptions and beg for the descriptions they want to be saying. All based on nothing but an ocular pat down.
It's annoying as **** but I know what it is.
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