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45_70sharps

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I literally laughed until I had tears in my eyes on a couple of those.
It's funny too after auto correct screws them up that bad they still don't proofread better before they hit send.

This damn phone has done a few interesting things that I've sent but nothing like eating your mom at 7!
That's just good stuff.
 

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Yesterday, my son's gf (who is still getting comfortable with us, sometimes still calls me Mr. instead of my first name, for example) texted me something about her Christmas present for my son - and her phone autocorrected 'nice' into 'nude'. I could see her blushing through the follow-up text messages!
 

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I'm really surprised that the iOS spell checker is so raunchy. I had to teach the spell checker on my Android every dirty word in my vocabulary, it knew nothing. It was so innocent...
 

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I don't have time for this right now. I'm eating your mother out tonight.
 

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Most the time I'm on here I'm on my phone, and most of that time I'm speaking what I want to type, trying to correct what it puts down. My fingers and those tiny virtual keys don't work well together.

I don't even turn the computer on that often at home since I get email and access to most web content I want with the phone.
I have had some funny things that I missed.
Not on a scale like eating your mom at 7, but funny stuff from time to time.
 

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Wow. This seriously needs a warning : "DO NOT READ THIS IN YOUR CUBICLE AT WORK!"

lol I don't know if some people have better self-control, but I could NOT hold it in. I spewed.
 

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Very funny. Unfortunately, I'm sitting on the crapper at work and couldn't hold back the laughter. Can't imagine what my co workers think.
 

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Hey, thanks for this. I have had a couple of crap days and was really grumpy. This had me HOWLING in a soul-cleansing way. Ahhhh...

You are good people.
 

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had to read that in 5 different sessions. couldn't do more than 5-6 at a time i was laughing so hard
 

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Holy god, I am definitely going to be drinking my next brew out of a Bitchgobblet... damn that's fine.
 

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Best one was where the teenage girl asks mom if she can sleep over at a friend's house. Mom, I'm sure, meant to say, "No you CANT" but autocorrect had other ideas. Can't post a link to the original because, well, there's a bad word in the URL.
 
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