Prepare to die laughing

[Airborneguy]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

My stomach seriously hurts, no kidding.

 

[step]

Thank you

 

[jafo28]

Love it!

 

[LabRatBrewer]

Even swmbo loved that. Cheers

 

[Golddiggie]

Nice!!!

 

[45_70sharps]

I literally laughed until I had tears in my eyes on a couple of those.
It's funny too after auto correct screws them up that bad they still don't proofread better before they hit send.

This damn phone has done a few interesting things that I've sent but nothing like eating your mom at 7!
That's just good stuff.

 

[Jaybird]

Ohh SNAP!!! I was crying!!! LOVED IT!!!

Cheers
Jay

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

That was raw scum. My stomach is hurling poo!

 

[Pappers_]

Yesterday, my son's gf (who is still getting comfortable with us, sometimes still calls me Mr. instead of my first name, for example) texted me something about her Christmas present for my son - and her phone autocorrected 'nice' into 'nude'. I could see her blushing through the follow-up text messages!

 

[Jayhem]

I hope it's your shaved PORK! HAHAHAHA>

 

[CoalCracker]

I was crying.My coworker emailed me and told me I was giggling like a school girl.

 

[Randar]

Where do I find ****sicles? THAT sounds like a tasty treat.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

skittletits!

 

[Golddiggie]

Anyone going to MacDonkadonk today?? I hear their chicken vaginas are really good.

 

[Randar]

Anyone going to MacDonkadonk today?? I hear their chicken vaginas are really good.

Just don't stick your finger in a butthole or play with your son's anus. Word to the wise. It's frowned upon in public.

Wait, what?

 

[gcdowd]

Wawa Skittletits FTW!

 

[WhiteEagle1]

That was pretty good!

 

[Golddiggie]

Just don't stick your finger in a butthole or play with your son's anus. Word to the wise. It's frowned upon in public.

Wait, what?

You living the hamster life?

 

[m_c_zero]

I'm really surprised that the iOS spell checker is so raunchy. I had to teach the spell checker on my Android every dirty word in my vocabulary, it knew nothing. It was so innocent...

 

[m_c_zero]

Btw, f*ckweasel is my new favorite color.

 

[Airborneguy]

The shaved pu$$y had me in tears and nearly blind! Wort part was everyone was sleeping when I was reading it so I had to hold in my laughs!!!

 

[KayaBrew]

I don't have time for this right now. I'm eating your mother out tonight.

 

[45_70sharps]

The shaved pu$$y had me in tears and nearly blind! Wort part was everyone was sleeping when I was reading it so I had to hold in my laughs!!!

You have that auto correct tuned on?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

You have that auto correct tuned on?

oof.

 

[Golddiggie]

oof.

Told you to get that foil hat...

 

[Airborneguy]

The shaved pu$$y had me in tears and nearly blind! Wort part was everyone was sleeping when I was reading it so I had to hold in my laughs!!!

You have that auto correct tuned on?

oof.

Don't make me choke again!

 

[45_70sharps]

Most the time I'm on here I'm on my phone, and most of that time I'm speaking what I want to type, trying to correct what it puts down. My fingers and those tiny virtual keys don't work well together.

I don't even turn the computer on that often at home since I get email and access to most web content I want with the phone.
I have had some funny things that I missed.
Not on a scale like eating your mom at 7, but funny stuff from time to time.

 

[Cromwell]

Wow. This seriously needs a warning : "DO NOT READ THIS IN YOUR CUBICLE AT WORK!"

lol I don't know if some people have better self-control, but I could NOT hold it in. I spewed.

 

[Krovitz]

Very funny. Unfortunately, I'm sitting on the crapper at work and couldn't hold back the laughter. Can't imagine what my co workers think.

 

[Bedlam]

Hey, thanks for this. I have had a couple of crap days and was really grumpy. This had me HOWLING in a soul-cleansing way. Ahhhh...

You are good people.