OK in spite of almost 50 years of telling myself to never do anything whilst druck (OK so maybe I didn't drink for the first few years) I managed to really F up the other night. I get in an arguement with SWMBO and put a few too many beers away and I decide I'm hungry at 1 am. So I go rumaging thru the fridge and find a pound of bacon. Cool. So the bacon goes on the fire and yours truely, boy genius, heads off to the keezer to cement the deal. So after the bacon is cooked, almost as cooked as I was , I sit down to a big ol' plate of bacon and..... uh............ bacon. Ummmmm I love bacon, especially when half in the wrapper after a pissing contest with SWMBO.
So now I'm totally faced. It's 3 am, I'm still mad at SWMBO who just won't see reason, and called me a Neanderthal because I think Hillary is the devil incarnate. (Sorry but if that hosebag can't inspire loyalty in her own husband she sure as hell ain't gonna get it out of my Republican ass... Ya, that's pretty much how our conversation went, right there. Yup!! I'm a Neanderthal my arse! Cro- Magnon, sure, but Neanderthal? What Neanderthal ever put a simple declarative sentence together, I ask you?)
So now, after slathering a pound of bacon grease on my hurt feelings I'm left with a half dozen strips of bacon. And once again, Paultheboygenius, rises to the occasion. I decided that since pickled eggs adn pickled sausages are often within 4 or 5 feet of each other on a bartop, WTF, lets put them together in a pickling jar and see how it turns out. So I did.
I think, shortly after that, Charles Bronson made it over the pass into the Yukon and Lee Marvin decided that enough people had died, and I decided that the couch was wicked freakin' uncomforatble and went up to bed and snuggled up to her unreasonable, feminist, Democratic self and .... (I'd like to report 'make up sex' here but I woke up in the morning with only a hangover, no smile.) Sure, the next night brought the MUS but by then the bacon had spent a whole day in with my eggs and was looking a bit greezzzy and unappetizing.
How bad did I F up? Not about Hillary and SWMBO, I mean about the pork addition to the pickled eggs?