While working with my boss' 78 year old plumber dad, whenever we fix a leak at a farm help house or any place where we don't have to be absolutely perfect: well, ain't nothin pourin out. He also says good enough for the girls I go with, which seems to be a more popular saying than I thought.
My Dad once told me "boy do what f**k I tell you to do and don't think about it because when you think you're a menace to society"
That's probably not a saying but it still makes me laugh 30+ years later.
A buddy of mine is truck driver, he would always I've backed it further than you pulled it
Not really a common saying, but I like it. If he didn't know what to say or if he wanted to mess with you and he is a big man with a loud voice!! He would say are ****ing kiddin me!!!
if you're lookin for sympathy it's in the dictionary between **** and syphilis...used to hear it all the time when we bruised ourselves up playing outside as kids from my grandma