OK here's a clue

[Snakebone]

In my first post I said I appreciate what Firemen do, I just didn't appreciate the no offence dumb a$$ comment. You can get back on your soapbox now.

 

[Yooper]

In my first post I said I appreciate what Firemen do, I just didn't appreciate the no offence dumb a$$ comment. You can get back on your soapbox now.

Soapbox? WTF did I do?

 

[dibby33]

Yeup - it is good to rant. Pumbaa also stated,"please either deal with it or ignore it . . ." at the start of the rant. so if you don't want to read it FOAD please.

 

[Snakebone]

Lorena, not you. Pumbaa's right before your post.

 

[dibby33]

Why did the mechanic sleep under his car.
Because he wanted to get up oily in the morning!

 

[Yooper]

ok, got you. Well, you guys can agree to disagree.

Knock, Knock,,,,,,

 

[Bernie Brewer]

How about this. No offence but when I hear Wisconsin I picture inbred, sheep chasing toothless Hillbillies. No offence intended.

None taken. That was easy. Now you try.

 

[Yooper]

ok, got you. Well, you guys can agree to disagree.

Knock, Knock,,,,,,

Who's there?

(Cmon you know how to play...)

 

[Yooper]

Who's there?

(Cmon you know how to play...)

Well, never mind then. But it was funny. Trust me.

 

[the_bird]

Alright, Yoops...

"Who's there?"

 

[Yooper]

Little Old Lady.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I'll bite: Little Old Lady Who?

 

[the_bird]

Wow, this punch line's not going to be obvious...

"Little old lady.... who?..."

 

[Yooper]

Well, if so obvious, you post the punchline!

 

[Fingers]

Sounds like an excerpt from the Sound of Music...

 

[Yooper]

Sounds like an excerpt from the Sound of Music...

You are correct!

"I didn't know you could yodel".


Sorry- it's the best I could do drunk.

 

[Pumbaa]

drink more

 

[dibby33]

You are correct!

"I didn't know you could yodel".


Sorry- it's the best I could do drunk.

That was bad. i lurve it.

 

[dibby33]

Knock knock
whos there
Avon, your bells broken!

(of course if you don't have Avon (a cosmetics company) in America then this joke would be lost.)

 

[knipknup]

I don't get the avon thing but...

IB4TL!

 

[dibby33]

I don't get the avon thing but...

IB4TL!

Can a thread be locked due to bad jokes?
That is harsh.

 

[Yooper]

Can a thread be locked due to bad jokes?
That is harsh.

Why do you think I became a moderator? I can make bad jokes all day long.....

 

[Brewsmith]

A horse walks into a bar...

 

[dibby33]

A horse walks into a bar...

ouch?


Neigh?

 

[Brewsmith]

ouch?

Correct!

or punchline b.) And the bartender says, "Hey buddy, what's with the long face?"

 

[uglygoat]

A young woman in London was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Thames.

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,and they made passionate love until dawn.

Two weeks later however, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the Captain replied. "This is the Woolwich Ferry"