Thanks dude! I actually run a school on being cool if you'd like to sign up. It's roughly $20,000 for a BS, though I can offer you a TB.com discount of $19,999.99 if you apply within the next hour!
But please keep your expectations realistic, 3/4 applicants are rejected. I'd recommend studying up on DMT (Dank Meme Theory) just for the application.
Over the next 4 years you will learn what it takes to be cool, including but not limited to:
1. Ed Hardy Do's and Don'ts.
2. The right time to wear a fedora.
3. How to spot a narc.
4. Proper selfie etiquette and technique. (Updated since the rise of selfie sticks!)
5. Winning friends with magic tricks.
6. Picking the right JNCO width.
7. Combining Doctor Who and cat gifs.
8. A complete guide to fanny packs, featuring a guest lecture from Dwanye Johnson.
Please private message me your e-mail address and I can mail you the application. Alternatively you can print one here:
http://bit.ly/IqT6zt