Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...-hochuli-mike-pereira-rough-the-passer-121414
Textbook

 

[wobrien]

Cary Williams is both the least talented, and dumbest player in the NFL. That can't be easy to accomplish.

 

[GenIke]

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...-hochuli-mike-pereira-rough-the-passer-121414
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If that horsecrap costs me my fantasy semifinals game I'm gonna send Mr Hoochuli a sharply worded letter.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So because that guy says so I'm supposed to ignore what I saw? Wassn't he a ref? They suck. His head was half down and half up. A .50/.50 call is going to benefit the QB every time. Don't bitch about it. Half of these rules are because your QB is such a pvssy

 

[ChshreCat]

I have The Redzone ya know.

Here... Should take care of that...

 

[lschiavo]

Since my eye, ears and other orifices have been so offended by watching the Packers take a crap and sit in it... I'll be drinking. From the tap.

Did the same. Feel better for now. At least it's been proven that Packers > Patriots.

 

[ChshreCat]

It was so nice of the Packers to hang on to the Seahawk's #1 seed for us.

 

[lschiavo]

It's all rigged. That's the only logical explanation and someone out there with a lot of money is laughing at all of us.

 

[lschiavo]

25000!

Just because...

Cheers!

I just posted #4000 and here of all threads.

 

[ChshreCat]

I just posted #4000 and here of all threads.

Feel an urge to take a hot shower until you're clean again?

 

[lschiavo]

Yes and it did not help.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Stare at the Wheel of Parity. That should make you feel better.

 

[Homercidal]

Did the same. Feel better for now. At least it's been proven that Packers > Patriots.

So by that same logic Detroit > Green Bay...

This should be an interesting end of the season 2014.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha.... It's funny cuz the Dolphins aren't making the playoffs... again.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Congrats Pats on yet another AFC East championship. I was going to post some sour grapes bs, but meh...I'm a dolphin fan, sour grapes is our primary food staple.

 

[Punity]

God the dolphins are terrible. 4th best in that division how sad.

 

[Darwin18]

I wonder if Tannehill and Geno ever get together and talk about how they're playing at Pro Bowl caliber levels.

 

[finsfan]

I wonder if Tannehill and Geno ever get together and talk about how they're playing at Pro Bowl caliber levels.

I know Tannehill isnt a Marino, but he's a hell of a lot better than Geno. Let me put this is a way you may understand. If Marino is prime rib, Tannehill would be flat iron, whereas Geno is a big mac.

 

[bluemoose]

Mmmmm, pink slime.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Geno... Tannenhill.... Interchangeable and equally terrible.

 

[paulthenurse]

In light of the Butt Fumble wouldn't Geno be Rump steak?

 

[HoppyDaze]

masters of the arm punt

 

[jbaysurfer]

God the dolphins are terrible. 4th best in that division how sad.

Irrelevant fabricated anti-fact.

 

[finsfan]

Geno... Tannenhill.... Interchangeable and equally terrible.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHa. Cute.

Completion Percentage 2014

#7 Ryan Tannehill
#10 Tom Brady
#30 Geno Smith

 

[finsfan]

In light of the Butt Fumble wouldn't Geno be Rump steak?

That may be more appropriate.

 

[Cape Brewing]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHa. Cute.



Completion Percentage 2014



#7 Ryan Tannehill

#10 Tom Brady

#30 Geno Smith

That's so screwy... why isn't Tannehill getting as much MVP talk as Brady then?? He totally should with that high of a completion percentage.

 

[finsfan]

That's so screwy... why isn't Tannehill getting as much MVP talk as Brady then?? He totally should with that high of a completion percentage.

If you think Brady is winning MVP, you are worse off than I thought. Watt already has that won.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wanna put a wager on that? You take Watt and I'll take the field

 

[GenIke]

Wanna put a wager on that? You take Watt and I'll take the field

Not too confident in crusty ol Tom, eh? Gotta take the field?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Not too confident in crusty ol Tom, eh? Gotta take the field?

WTF are you babbling about??

I said Brady was getting MVP talk... which he is. I never said he was a lock to win it. I was then told Watt had it won already.

.... which is just plain stupid.

So yeah... I'll take the field.

PFKU