Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[wobrien]

Ouch

 

[finsfan]

At this time of year, when some teams are gearing up for the playoffs, and others are renewing their country club memberships, it is nice to reflect on some of last year's posts.
Same odds this year Fins?

100% Guarantee!

You know what may be more embarrassing than the end of Miami's season last year? The fact you spent time going back to find that post. Get a life.

 

[bluemoose]

I used the search feature. Looked under " stupid ass posts". It was the first return.

 

[finsfan]

I used the search feature. Looked under " stupid ass posts". It was the first return.

Don't be so humble, you spent time looking for my post. How thoughtful of you.

 

[Darwin18]

Jets vs Titans. Loser gets QB#2 in the 2015 draft. Looks like it's going to be Crablegs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jets vs Titans. Loser gets QB#2 in the 2015 draft. Looks like it's going to be Crablegs.

Or as I call him... Vince Young Jr.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

That New England accent is sooooo irritating.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That New England accent is sooooo irritating.

http://youtu.be/q2CA0_UE4yU

 

[Cape Brewing]

That New England accent is sooooo irritating.

And which one? There are several. The "Boston accent" is probably the one you're referring to. That's the one all the retahds from around the country always wanna hear.

"Say the cah is pahked in Hahvid Yahd!" (And then they get throat punched).

Maine is wayyyy different. I don't know how to explain it but it's way different. And then most of Conn is sort of between Boston and a Long Island accent only douchier.

And Rhodey has it's own too.... Much quicker and words get shortened a bit more than the others

"Jeet?"
"Yeah, jus' had couple a wienies ov' in Wark. Jew?"
"Nah... Sta'vin'"

NH is kind of plain and yocal and then Vermont is just wickit high.

So... You're "that New England accent" invalidates your entire statement...even more so than your stupid face.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Either way, you ******* completely took the 'r' out of your dictionary.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Blank stare)

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Joysie, New Yak, Baston, whatever.........it's all irritating. But the Southern girls accent?. yeah buddy!

 

[HoppyDaze]

(Blank stare)

You mean 'blahnk stah'

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[GenIke]

#Finssweep

 

[HoppyDaze]

Helluva coaching job Bill. Run the ball three times, punt, give up a TD. Halftime.

 

[finsfan]

Helluva coaching job Bill. Run the ball three times, punt, give up a TD. Halftime.

Solid plan IMO.

 

[bluemoose]

Solid like a fox!

 

[Bulls Beers]

The first half was a long, long time ago, eh?

 

[jammin]

#Finssweep

you should make a helmet part of your daily wardrobe - you know, to prevent further brain injuries and such....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Helluva coaching job Bill. Run the ball three times, punt, give up a TD. Halftime.

Wait... What?

 

[wobrien]

BILLS!!

Haha

 

[bluemoose]

Kyle Orton FTW!

 

[jammin]

Wait... What?

do not question hoppy's coaching prowess...

 

[ChshreCat]

Thank you Packers for generously giving up the #1 seed. LOL

 

[stratslinger]

What in god's name just happened in Buffalo? I'm not sure if I should be grinning ear to ear, or a little nervous about week 17.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wait... What?

Oh nothing, just an example of why he's no longer the best coach.

 

[motobrewer]

That was interesting.

 

[lschiavo]

What in god's name just happened in Buffalo? I'm not sure if I should be grinning ear to ear, or a little nervous about week 17.

Speechless. WTF Packers?????

 

[bluemoose]

Oh nothing, just an example of why he's no longer the best coach.

Lemme get this straight... BB is no longer the best coach because his offensive coordinator calls one bad series at the end of the half in a 41-13 blowout.
Seems totally reasonable. Pats should dump him, huh?