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True... but the bye week and about a dozen starters coming back healthy might help... a little. Just sayin
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Apparently Bobby didn't know about the 'Fight back, roll 'em over and stick it up their arse. ' option. What a **** show.
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No worried. Denver will get bounced and the Pats will be playing the AFC Championship game in Foxboro. I really would have preferred the Jets in over the Steelers.
Holy ****, these are the times that really test the whole "In Bill We Trust" thing.
I was going to call the Staties and have them put out an APB because it was clear the real team got waylaid and never made it to the stadium.
I mean, OK, Belichick decided to use the entire first half as a live scrimmage to work on the running game. Fine.
And they did come firing out to start the 2nd half with a TD in short order. Good.
But the rest of the half? Inexplicable play calling on offense led to the defense spending the entire second half on the field.
Seriously, third and four? Go deep! Third and two? Go deeper!
Brady getting antsy in the pocket? Keep him there even longer to give the receivers time to go deep!
They'll end up the third seed, but it won't matter.
They'll never get out of Foxboro at this rate...
Cheers (Pitchers and catchers report February 18 :rockin
I was going to call the Staties and have them put out an APB because it was clear the real team got waylaid and never made it to the stadium.
I mean, OK, Belichick decided to use the entire first half as a live scrimmage to work on the running game. Fine.
And they did come firing out to start the 2nd half with a TD in short order. Good.
But the rest of the half? Inexplicable play calling on offense led to the defense spending the entire second half on the field.
Seriously, third and four? Go deep! Third and two? Go deeper!
Brady getting antsy in the pocket? Keep him there even longer to give the receivers time to go deep!
They'll end up the third seed, but it won't matter.
They'll never get out of Foxboro at this rate...
Cheers (Pitchers and catchers report February 18 :rockin
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Holy ****, these are the times that really test the whole "In Bill We Trust" thing.
I was going to call the Staties and have them put out an APB because it was clear the real team got waylaid and never made it to the stadium.
I mean, OK, Belichick decided to use the entire first half as a live scrimmage to work on the running game. Fine.
And they did come firing out to start the 2nd half with a TD in short order. Good.
But the rest of the half? Inexplicable play calling on offense led to the defense spending the entire second half on the field.
Seriously, third and four? Go deep! Third and two? Go deeper!
Brady getting antsy in the pocket? Keep him there even longer to give the receivers time to go deep!
They'll end up the third seed, but it won't matter.
They'll never get out of Foxboro at this rate...
Cheers (Pitchers and catchers report February 18 :rockin
Check back after the first playoff game
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The original citation was from Tex Antoine, NYC weatherman, who was famous for getting hammered between the 6:00&11:00 news. He lost his job with that quote in 1976.
Bobby Knight was stupid enough to repeat it 12 years later in 1988. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tex_Antoine#Rape_quip_and_final_years
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Hello darkness my old friend.
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Look on the bright side... the Jets are in fantastic salary cap shape and should have no problem keeping that defensive line, the lone bright spot for that team, in tact.
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Come into the light Darwin, root for the Pats.
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Can't wait to watch the draft and see the Jets turn their 1st round card in for another defensive lineman. Same old Jets.
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I'm going to be in MA on January 24th. That's the date of the AFC Championship game. I think....I think I'll watch figure skating, bowling, or anything, anything but that.
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I am pretty positive I can get you a ticket. You should at least consider it... I mean... think about it... It might be your last chance to see one.
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Nope, just going back to my usual NFL playoff plans of not watching my team and rooting against the Pats. It's okay. This is what I'm used to.
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Think about how much fun the game would be in your Geno Smith jersey.
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Oh yeah. Getting spit on by some drunk fat chick from Warwick, RI whose biggest accomplishment in life is obtaining her GED sounds like a blast.
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Like a typical Jets fan, you would have the obligation to punch her. It's what you "fans" do.
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She had it coming. This is known.
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My first and probably last post to this godawful thread but I think I dated that chick about 20 years ago. Del's lemonade still out there? And what's that amusement park there in Warwick? Rocky point or something? I can't remember but I do remember thanking my lucky stars I got out of that cesspool you all call home...but hey, go pack go!
Sounds legit.
I was working on the homestead, watched the Pats debacle on DVR Delay with the network's eighth string announcers and crew and never knew that the JETS were succumbing to season ending slumber once again.
Too bad, they were looking good, and if it came to it I'd rather face Pittsburg...
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No one from Warwick has ever received a high school diploma, GED or otherwise. Just sayin'
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Phenomenal opportunity for the Manning Face here..... c'mon Peyton... You know you wanna do it. Dead center into a DB's chest.
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That assumes the chargers have enough guys to finish the game.
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Peyton hands off way better than Brock.
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Sing along, you know the tune,
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5 for 9 for 69 yards and a sack and Phil Simms is ready to start openly masturbating over the pure genius that Peyton showed.
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As opposed to you openly masturbating over Brady every week?
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Looks like Pats, Chiefs in the divisional round.
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Seahawks finish the season with the No. 1 scoring defense. Again. For the 4th straight season.
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Russell Wilson is the 1st player in NFL history to record 4,000 Pass yds, 30 Pass TD & 500 Rush yds in a season.
Poor man's Michael Vick
Poor man's Michael Vick
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Congrats to Fivehead. Hey, it's a nice story. Boy is born with the unrealized expectations of his father dominating his life. Boy meets girl. Boy gets drafted by a football team. Boy has s modicum of success on the field but a phenomenal agent parlays his modest career in football into an advertising juggernaut. Boy gets injured. Boy buys HGH through a "Medical Clinic" Boy gets exposed by the Voice of Isis. Boy throws girl under the bus. Boy gets back into a game and does ok. I love those stories. I bet CBS is already planning to turn it into a Movie Of the Week.
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If I had any money to waste, I'd put some on them to win it all. Sure is hell isn't going to be anyone from the AFC...
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Chiefs over Texans, Steelers over Bengals.
Pats over Chiefs, Steelers over Broncos.
Pats and Steelers in the AFC championship.
Pats over Chiefs, Steelers over Broncos.
Pats and Steelers in the AFC championship.
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Even healthy, pats wont make it past that game. You guys gave it a good run
I can add it if this is the general consensus.
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