Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[dtgrdn]

LOL!! People from Oregon are *********.

Yep, that happened way before I moved here. It still gets played locally for a good laugh now and then.

 

[HoppyDaze]

LOL!! People from Oregon are *********.

Excuse me, but blowing up a whale and it wrecking sh!t in the surrounding area is freaking awesome.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Excuse me, but blowing up a whale and it wrecking sh!t in the surrounding area is freaking awesome.

Know what is dramatically more freakin' awesome??

Stetson cologne.

(He's so intense looking. Makes me wanna go buy some Stetson RIGHT now). View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1420757277.895855.jpg

 

[user 574]

Cape, we don't want to see the images that you fap off to in your "man cave"

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't believe you

 

[ChshreCat]

I doubt he even faps. He just fills an extra Ugg boot with crisco and goes to town.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah but it's like a size 16 Ugg

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh dear.... A tear in the calf muscle... No sir... That doesn't sound good at all.

 

[motobrewer]

3 liters of cortisone will fix that problem.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... Luckily he's not one of those QBs that runs around a lot.

Should be fiiiiiine.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Number of times Tom Brady was sacked last year: 40
Number of times Tom Brady was sacked this year: 21

BUT!!!! BUT!!!! LOGAAAAAAAN MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINS!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the arrogance!!!!!

21 sacks is the second fewest sacks Brady has had in his 15 year career....

OHHHHHHHH that O-Line is terrrrrrrrrrrrrible! LO-GAN-MAN-KINS!!!! For the LOOOOVE OF GODDDDDDD!!! Think of the children!!! LOGANMANKINS... and... the arrrrrrrrogance!!!!


All of you = ********s

 

[HoppyDaze]

Baltimore is going to win for sure now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

logan... mankins

 

[HoppyDaze]

No one knows who that is

 

[Cape Brewing]

He's a lineman who plays for the Buccaneers... You know... Team that gave up 52 sacks this year.

Yeah... that guy.

He was on the Pats roster last year as the second highest paid player on the team. The Pats traded him and the interwebs almost broke from the menstrual flow of Belichick haters crying about Belichick being the most arrogant person in the history of man because he traded Mankins.

I'm surprised you don't remember

 

[wobrien]

no one cares who that is

ftfy

 

[HoppyDaze]

He's a lineman who plays for the Buccaneers... You know... Team that gave up 52 sacks this year.

Yeah... that guy.

He was on the Pats roster last year as the second highest paid player on the team. The Pats traded him and the interwebs almost broke from the menstrual flow of Belichick haters crying about Belichick being the most arrogant person in the history of man because he traded Mankins.

I'm surprised you don't remember

Why? No one pays attention to the Patriots. They've been irrelevant for years.

 

[bob1852]

Why? No one pays attention to the Patriots. They've been irrelevant for years.

It's like Cape and Bird listen to talk radio in Boston and then come in here and rant about they're hearing on local radio as if it's part of the obnoxious conservation going on here. Has anyone here (other than Cape and Bird) even mentioned the Pats offensive line in months?!?!

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... Not listening to radio.... just reflecting on how awesome of a year the Pats have had so far and how wrong some folks were

 

[bluemoose]

Wait, we got rid of Mankins?? Where have I been? At least we still have Matt Light.

 

[the_bird]

Didn't need Mankins anymore, not with Bruce Armstrong and John Hannah controlling the line of scrimmage.

 

[HoppyDaze]

who?

 

[Darwin18]

No... Not listening to radio.... just reflecting on how awesome of a year the Pats have had so far and how wrong some folks were

When's the last time an offensive lineman was the difference in winning a championship? Mankins vs replacement level player is probably only going to impact a few plays a game. Now, when the Pats dump Brady in a few years that will be interesting.

 

[day_trippr]

who?

Aaaand that Redzone education shows itself again...

Cheers

 

[motobrewer]

It's like Cape and Bird listen to talk radio in Boston and then come in here and rant about they're hearing on local radio as if it's part of the obnoxious conservation going on here. Has anyone here (other than Cape and Bird) even mentioned the Pats offensive line in months?!?!

some serious RF's (Relevant Facts) in this post.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Aaaand that Redzone education shows itself again...

Cheers

So those guys names are called often when the team is in the Redzone?

 

[motobrewer]

guys....




...it's redONE. get it right.

 

[Cape Brewing]

some serious RF's (Relevant Facts) in this post.

Here's a relevant fact... Aaron Rodgers was bangin' this dude... View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1420838264.053597.jpg

THAT is a relevant fact right there..

 

[bob1852]

Aaron Rodgers' partner is hotter than Brady. So take that, Cape.

Wait, what?

 

[bob1852]

I've a feeling that several folks in this thread will apply for this.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cbs-to-feature-instudio-fan-to-provide-partially-c,37726/