Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[riverfrontbrewer]

divine (internet) intervention!

how are you even posting? they figure out how to turn ashes into computers now?

 

[the_bird]

**** Tim Tebow. Actually, if you can prove that you DID **** Tebow, AshleyMadison (the escort agency) will give you $1M. So, get working on that, Moto.

 

[motobrewer]

**** Tim Tebow. Actually, if you can prove that you DID **** Tebow, AshleyMadison (the escort agency) will give you $1M. So, get working on that, Moto.

woah, are you serious???

anyone got a phone number....??

 

[Cape Brewing]

I would be shocked if the Pats didn't avenge 2007 and go undefeated this year.

They made the SB last year so obviously they're awesome. They got a lot more awesomer over the off-season. They have a puff schedule... and everyone else sucks. How can they NOT do it?

 

[McBrewskie]

I would be shocked if the Pats didn't avenge 2007 and go undefeated this year.

They made the SB last year so obviously they're awesome. They got a lot more awesomer over the off-season. They have a puff schedule... and everyone else sucks. How can they NOT do it?

While I understand this is very tongue in cheek it is still very appropriate that your avatar is Homer.

 

[McBrewskie]

woah, are you serious???

anyone got a phone number....??

Whatchoo talkin bout Moto?

 

[motobrewer]

While I understand this is very tongue in cheek it is still very appropriate that your avatar is Homer.

because he's fat, bald, lazy, and stupid?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who's being freakin' tongue in cheek?? They're gonna asswhomp teams this year.

 

[McBrewskie]

because he's fat, bald, lazy, and stupid?

Well I was thinking he was a blind patriots homer, but that works too. Though I heard he can tailgate with the best of them.

 

[McBrewskie]

Who's being freakin' tongue in cheek?? They're gonna asswhomp teams this year.

Lol, guess you're just a huge homer. Older team, no pass defense, no running game. Brady will carry you far but I wouldn't be acting like a swinging dick just yet.

 

[bob1852]

I would be shocked if the Pats didn't avenge 2007 and go undefeated this year.

They made the SB last year so obviously they're awesome. They got a lot more awesomer over the off-season. They have a puff schedule... and everyone else sucks. How can they NOT do it?

If they can give up less than 45 a game, they'll go 19-0. That offense is gonna set some records.

 

[sonex]

as much as I don't like the Pats I have to agree that they will have a shot at undefeated. Their schedule is ranked as the easiest in the NFL and they have done well in the off season shoring up the defense. A lot of things are lining up for them this year to make a hell of a run.

 

[McBrewskie]

If they can give up less than 45 a game, they'll go 19-0. That offense is gonna set some records.

They'll score points, but that offense is soft like a woman, even more so with Brandon Lloyd. The defense should be better, but they're pass defense was dog**** last year. The playoffs will have some teams that will bang um up.

 

[McBrewskie]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who's house do you think most of the Bronco players went to and watched the Super Bowl?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Look! Even ESPN is saying it. And ESPN is wickit smaht.

 

[McBrewskie]

Who's House? Run's House!

 

[dataz722]

If they can give up less than 45 a game, they'll go 19-0. That offense is gonna set some records.

We don't need you adding to all that nonsense too.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Fawk the 4 letter network! Erin Andrews isn't even working there anymore (hoping Jenn Brown takes over her spot though, but I digress).

The Packers will be back for more than just a short lived playoff run! Even though Jaws is a babbling idiot, he at least got his top 10,000 QB countdown right with Rodgers as # 1.

 

[bob1852]

We don't need you adding to all that nonsense too.

Meh,

Just looking forward to lots of overs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Dataz.... ya think Ray Lewis still has it in him to win the "Most Tackles Made by Jumping on a Guy Almost 15 seconds After Two Other Teammates Already Tackled The Guy" award again this year?

That would make it... what? like seven years running? I'm not sure he's got that much gas left in the tank.

 

[motobrewer]

dataz is still alive???

 

[dataz722]

Hey Dataz.... ya think Ray Lewis still has it in him to win the "Most Tackles Made by Jumping on a Guy Almost 15 seconds After Two Other Teammates Already Tackled The Guy" award again this year?

That would make it... what? like seven years running? I'm not sure he's got that much gas left in the tank.

Sadly I can't argue any of that. The real question is, will ray have more of those than tommy boy will flops when no one is even near him?



See, unlike for some here it is possible to be realistic about your team.

 

[dataz722]

dataz is still alive???

Surprise!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well... don't worry ole' Dataz... if Ray ain't got it this year, I'm sure Suggs can pick up the slack.

OH.. WAIT!!!

(too soon?)

 

[dataz722]

Well... don't worry ole' Dataz... if Ray ain't got it this year, I'm sure Suggs can pick up the slack.

OH.. WAIT!!!

(too soon?)

That was a cheap shot.

 

[calebstringer]

Skol Vikes!!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

That was a cheap shot.

Whaaaaaaaat?! C'monnnnnnn

You're telling' me you wouldn't have done the same!?! Bwah!!!! Yeah, right!

 

[bob1852]

I'd post the ESPN naked picture of Gronk, but I don't want Cape to get anymore excited than he already is.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And we're supposed to assume you "just happened" to find those??

Hmmm