Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

no, he just doesn't speak "stupid".

i, however, am fluent....

wait...

 

[the_bird]

Sweet. I needed a third quote for my sig.

 

[user 574]

olllllo doesn't smack talk until the regular season starts; and opportunistic wins or losses are presented.

Hope you're doing well out there Jeep...

 

[Lazarous]

I mean really??? I could say the above, but I don't. It is a game of inches. Whether that is from a terrible field goal attempt or a pass slipping through a receiver's fingers.
At least we won't have to hear that b#llsh!t this year cause the Pat's are gonna stomp other teams like Suh stomps linemen!

My favorite part is when you belittle my "outrageous" clam just to make an equally outrageous clam of your own...mudslingers

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who has outrageous clams?? Do they look like huge oysters or something??

I once dated a chic... Man... She had an outrageous...

nevermind.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Check out the shell from THIS clam! DAMN! That thing must have been outrageous!

 

[Cape Brewing]

It was just a matter of time before the 16-0 talk started... They are THAT good.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/storylist/17506081/19/2012-nfl-season-preview/new-england-patriots

 

[bob1852]

Is ollllllllllo dead or something?

He's too busy running the largest homebrew club in the nation. Even Charlie P. says so. PKU.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(yawn)

 

[bob1852]

(yawn)

Since his football team sucks, he might as well be doing something else, eh?

 

[user 574]

16-0 banter = kiss of death.

 

[paulthenurse]

He's too busy running the largest homebrew club in the nation. Even Charlie P. says so. PKU.

I'm picturing 250 guys in Cape's basement, packed nuts to butts, all wearing bowlers.

"Hello, is this the Worts? Are you accepting new members?"

 

[user 574]

I'm picturing 250 guys in Cape's basement, packed nuts to butts, all wearing bowlers.

"Hello, is this the Worts? Are you accepting new members?"

Quoted for preservation .

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why would Rob's club be in my basement?? And why would they think it's a Worts meeting??

That post couldn't possibly make less sense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

16-0 banter = kiss of death.

For a lesser team, you would probably be right. But this year has been ordained my God.

 

[olllllo]

How long did you spend on your beer philosophy, Cape. Riveting.
http://bogironbrewing.com/?page_id=122

 

[user 574]

For a lesser team, you would probably be right. But this year has been ordained my God.

Pete Prisco thinks he's God? Damn those New Yorkers are arrogant bastards, but not near as tasty (excluding the abundance of babes & supermodels).

Anyway, Pats are going to be pretty damn good this year. They get the automatic 6-0 playing in the minor league division. Practically warm up games for the new D.

I wasn't sure if the Packers played NE this season, so I looked at the schedule and lo and behold it was right there. Feb 3rd, 2013. And lookie there, its in New Orleans.

 

[user 574]

How long did you spend on your beer philosophy, Cape. Riveting.
http://bogironbrewing.com/?page_id=122

He lives!

 

[bob1852]

How long did you spend on your beer philosophy, Cape. Riveting.
http://bogironbrewing.com/?page_id=122

Quoted for preservation.

 

[the_bird]

Wow, I can see the effort that went into writing that. Makes me thirsty as all hell.

Taking an IPA and "put your own spin on it"?

 

[bob1852]

Wow, I can see the effort that went into writing that. Makes me thirsty as all hell.

Taking an IPA and "put your own spin on it"?

Don't forget "take a tried and true style.....and somehow make it our own."

A regular ole' Sam C.!

 

[user 574]

Wow, I can see the effort that went into writing that. Makes me thirsty as all hell.

Taking an IPA and "put your own spin on it"?

Is this kind of a Hatfield vs Hatfield thing going on here in this thread? Or have you left the loser side and finally become a Packer fan?

 

[bob1852]

Can we rename this thread: "Obnoxious BogIron Brewing Philosophy Trash Talk Thread."

I wonder if anyone could make that happen?

 

[user 574]

Haha! Anyway, bird - you still got your rookies red shirted with a clipboard? Friggen pre season hasn't even started. This is just workouts.

 

[olllllo]

Here's an idea, Cape. On your next brewery tour, bring your video camera and tape real brewers brewing their beer. You can analyze the tape later and put your spin on what they're doing. You'll kick their asses.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How long did you spend on your beer philosophy, Cape. Riveting.
http://bogironbrewing.com/?page_id=122

It's ok Rob. You're pretty too.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We had to put freakin SOMETHING on the site! What the do you expect? A well thought out business plan and strategy??? Pfft! *****talk that is!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

And wtf!?! This is a FOOTBALL thread. WTF!?!? There are PLENTY of other forums to spew you jealous propaganda!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey ollllllo!!! Wolverine called. He wants his mutton chops back! Give him a call!

 

[bob1852]

It's ok Rob. You're pretty too.

We had to put freakin SOMETHING on the site! What the do you expect? A well thought out business plan and strategy??? Pfft! *****talk that is!!!

And wtf!?! This is a FOOTBALL thread. WTF!?!? There are PLENTY of other forums to spew you jealous propaganda!

Hey ollllllo!!! Wolverine called. He wants his mutton chops back! Give him a call!

Talk to yourself much?