Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

... about two hours from Indy. Damn. This is a long drive

 

[the_bird]

What has two thumbs, is hung like a moose and is going to the Super Bowl!?!?!

From the Chatroulette pictures that leaked last year, I'd say Brandon Spikes.

 

[bob1852]

So Belichick (59) and Coughlin (45 give or take 2 decades) are older than dirt. Anyone think one retires after the Super Bowl? AZ, are there odds out there on this?

I dunno. After that ***** fecked up the National Anthem last year (skipping a couple lines) and cost me $40 on the National Anthem over, I'm protesting betting on this years' Super Bowl.

Even though the line is holding at Pats -3, the juice is getting moved all over the place as the money's being put on the Giants +3...

 

[bob1852]

So, the night before the game and the best story we have is that:

Wes Welker is a big fan of Tom Brady's toilet?

:fro:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/wes-welker-big-fan-tom-brady-toilet-175352466.html

 

[Airborneguy]

Aaron Rodgers won the MVP, that's some NFL news to me.

 

[user 574]

Cool & expected but didn't think it'd end up 48 votes (2 for Brees). More discount double check commercials then. And Jim Harbaugh coach of the year certainly warranted. Probably unanimous.

 

[j1laskey]

Cool & expected but didn't think it'd end up 48 votes (2 for Brees). More discount double check commercials then. And Jim Harbaugh coach of the year certainly warranted. Probably unanimous.

Who cares.....Superbowl.....Pats...#4

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I think I will prolly watch the Puppy Bowl tonight.

 

[McBrewskie]

What has two thumbs, is hung like a moose and is going to the Super Bowl!?!?!

Nice. Have fun.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We got parking about twelve feet from the zip line and hung a picnic tap out the back window with a big 10.5% IPA on it.

Crowds are nuts.

And just accidently sat down at Fogo de Chao for lunch.

Not gonna lie. Life doesnt suck

 

[petey_c]

We have a ton of packer bars over in San Francisco.

I don't think they're "Green Bay " packer bars in SFO...

 

[user 574]

We got parking about twelve feet from the zip line and hung a picnic tap out the back window with a big 10.5% IPA on it.

Crowds are nuts.

And just accidently sat down at Fogo de Chao for lunch.

Not gonna lie. Life doesnt suck

Love me some Fogo! Get your meat on a skewer fix on!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm a blojob and a Pats win away from the best day of my life.

Birth of my two boys was good.... But.....

 

[day_trippr]

I'm a blojob and a Pats win away from the best day of my life.[...]

Pics - or it never happened.

Wait. Of the game

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Signing off... Freaking the f out.

Go pats.

Packers suck

 

[Bulls Beers]

Signing off... Freaking the f out.

Go pats.

Packers suck

Have fun Bri....

 

[Northjerzyg]

What's up pats fans, i dont hear u? Let's go GIANTS!!!!!!!!!

 

[olllllo]

This game is over.

 

[bob1852]

Cape better start looking for that blowjob to at least break even...

 

[wildwest450]

I think Clay Matthews did a spot on Madonna impression at halftime.

 

[Bulls Beers]

I think Clay Matthews did a spot on Madonna impression at halftime.

I don't think she's even singing..She's just horrible.

 

[DakotaRules]

I think it'll be close but go pats!

 

[Airborneguy]

That safety screwed me bad!

 

[olllllo]

Get ready for your WTF Eli moment.

 

[olllllo]

We're seconds away from finding out how long Capeys drive is.

 

[bob1852]

The Pat's best bet is to play arena football rules and let 'em score! HAHAHA

 

[olllllo]

I believe that I called this game several times in this thread. Congratulations me.

 

[motobrewer]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Hey Cape, how much again did you spend to watch the patriots lose the superbowl?!??!

 

[cdubbaya]

There's something funny about Eli Manning winning a Super Bowl in Peyton's house.

Still think Eli's a tool.

 

[bob1852]

At least the under 53.5 hit

 

[bob1852]

I believe that I called this game several times in this thread. Congratulations me.

This game, or the last time the Patriots lost to the Giants?

 

[motobrewer]

Rodgers is MVP.

Pats lose the superbowl.

good season, everybody.

 

[Northjerzyg]

Fu@#ing classic!!!! F u pats!!!!!!!!!

 

[olllllo]

With 2 losses to the same team in as many appearances, the patriots will be well underway to becoming a less than efficient buffalo.

What Evs Capey. Eli's your Tebo now... hahhhahhaahah!

Here it is, your triumvirate of doom.

Your Karma Kiss of Failure.

Gronk Boot

Eli _Tyree

Where is your God now????

This game is over.

Get ready for your WTF Eli moment.

And that last one was right before the Super Mario catch.

 

[Northjerzyg]

New England Patriots <---- going to absolutely freakin own everyone this year and if you don't think that's the case... you're stupid.

There.... now you know. :rockin:

Hahahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahahah, pause, hahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!

 

[motobrewer]

hey guys, remember when cape spent thousands of dollars to go watch the patriots lose the superbowl?

oh yeah, that just happened....ppfffftttbaaaahahhahaah!!!

best part is, this is the second time he's done it!! bbaaaaaaahahaaahahahahhahhahahhahahhahha!!!!!!!!

 

[sonex]

thank you giants it would have made me puke to see cheating belechec and cry baby brady win another super bowl. The giants are the pats cryptonite.

 

[DakotaRules]

Hahahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahahah, pause, hahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!

Does jersey even have a team!?! Band wagon much???

 

[DakotaRules]

Cape it'll be a long ride home but at least you have good friends and good beer to come home too. These other haters are sitting at home with no friends.

 

[bob1852]

Does jersey even have a team!?! Band wagon much???

Aren't the Giants in New Jersey?