Men who sit to pee

[Inkleg]

WHY does that exist??

So she can scratch both itches.

 

[chisena]

Ever have your friend dip into the water? It's gross. Good point.

My father in law's fishing shack used to have a toilet where the seat was really low to the water so if you flushed it before standing up... well.... We always called it the "Ball Washer". It tickled a little.

 

[invictusbrew]

I'm just not sure...

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C'mon guys, that's just an ergonomic grip - she has big hands and the mushroom tip is so her hand doesn't slip off mid scratch.

 

[podz]

So she can scratch both itches.

You almost made me spray beer all over my monitor!

 

[paulthenurse]

The consensus on this thread is that you would spray considerably less beer on your monitor if you were seated but some would question ************.

 

[DasHos]

This is the best thing on the Internet right now. Hats off to you guys. BTW, I'm a sitter and IDGAF!

 

[b-boy]

I'll just leave this here.

Also, pretty sure I stole that from someone in the epic picture/meme thread, so all credit to whoever that was!

If she's a very large woman, that might be her TP holder for getting to those hard to reach places (If you know what I mean).

 

[SnakeRidge]

I just read that Russian cosmonauts always pee on the back tire of the bus that drives them out to the launch pad. Yuri Gagerin had to make a pee stop before his launch, and the tradition was born. Wonder if they sit down to do it?

 

[firerat]

I just read that Russian cosmonauts always pee on the back tire of the bus that drives them out to the launch pad. Yuri Gagerin had to make a pee stop before his launch, and the tradition was born. Wonder if they sit down to do it?

In Russia, it's probably illegal to sit when you pee.

 

[PlexVector]

Yeah, I saw the title of that thread, backed away slowly...

I turned and ran like hell!

 

[podz]

In Russia, it's probably illegal to sit when you pee.

 

[JB_Brewing2]

In Russia, it's probably illegal to sit when you pee.

If you ever ride a Russian train, you'd never want to sit. The commode has a little flapper on it that retains a small amount of water that sloshes back and forth as the train rocks along on the tracks. You have to stand back a couple feet to avoid the splash and the splash takes care of any errant whiz. Dropping dukeys is a whole other experience; goes right onto the tracks.

 

[slym2none]

IDK, but I bet they splash less if they do sit.

*LOL*

 

[paulthenurse]

There is only one man who is allowed to stand while peeing in North Korea. Any man caught standing to pee is summarily executed by Kim Jong-un's goons.

 

[Roadliner]

There is only one man who is allowed to stand while peeing in North Korea. Any man caught standing to pee is summarily executed by Kim Jong-un's goons.

So basically.. if you pee standing up.. Kim Jong-un's goons will force you into some crazy mortar style execution... subsequently making you **** (poop) yourself standing up to.... is that counted as another offense?

 

[iijakii]

So basically.. if you pee standing up.. Kim Jong-un's goons will force you into some crazy mortar style execution... subsequently making you **** (poop) yourself standing up to.... is that counted as another offense?

entire famiry gurag

 

[b-boy]

In Russia, it's probably illegal to sit when you pee.

In Russia, they are usually too drunk to stand.

 

[agrazela]

I'm just not sure...

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Got Wood?

Snatch n' Scratch?

The original Selfie Stick?

2 in 1 yeast harvester and mash paddle?

 

[slym2none]

2 in 1 yeast harvester and mash paddle?

 

[241]

Sitter checking in

 

[Qhrumphf]

I'll just leave this here:

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4[/ame]

 

[Zuljin]

I'll just leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4

Next thread, Men Who Stand to Poop.

 

[cannman]

Got Wood?

Snatch n' Scratch?

2 in 1 yeast harvester and mash paddle?

One can not undo what the imagination has already created... but let me try...

 

[b-boy]

I'll just leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4

Why was this made?

It's pretty high quality. but why would anyone decide they need to make this video? Who wants this information?

 

[bluemoose]

I wonder if they can use the same toilet to show what happens when you flush a baby alligator down the toilet.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Why was this made?

It's pretty high quality. but why would anyone decide they need to make this video? Who wants this information?

Why don't you ask them?

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/contact/

 

[sudbuddy]

WHY does that exist??

'Merica. That's why.

 

[Roadliner]

'Merica. That's why.

I accept this answer

 

[SnakeRidge]

I accept this answer

'Merica says you GD well better or we're sending in the Stature of Liberty and a giant Bald Eagle.

(I actually first typed giant Balled Eagle, which is also appropriate for 'Merica)

 

[b-boy]

'Merica says you GD well better or we're sending in the Stature of Liberty and a giant Bald Eagle.

(I actually first typed giant Balled Eagle, which is also appropriate for 'Merica)

Actually, Eagles don't have balls. They have internal testicles.

I think we need to rethink our national symbol. As a 'Murican', I want a national symbol with some BALLS. Maybe we could attach some of those redneck truck balls you see hanging off of trailer hitches.