Men who sit to pee

[jhoneycutt]

Does buttpee count? Because I've been sitting for that all day today.

Dont you vome anywhere near me with that.

 

[bluemoose]

You guys are funny. I stand to pee, my wife doesn't have to clean as much and I save water like a hippie.View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1440459786.473440.jpg

 

[Gerry_P]

I don't know if this was addressed in any of the previous 39 pages on this subject, but I think morning wood is easier to deal with standing than sitting. I admit that this could be a matter of opinion and may vary depending on your particular physical attributes.

 

[Venari]

but I think morning wood is easier to deal with standing than sitting.

Right into the shower stall with that. Best part is, there's a built in flush/rinse system!

 

[Gerry_P]

Right into the shower stall with that. Best part is, there's a built in flush/rinse system!

That was a viable option for me in the past, but my current shower drains very slow and I wouldn't be happy with myself knowing what was in that ankle-deep pool of water.

 

[Venari]

That was a viable option for me in the past, but my current shower drains very slow and I wouldn't be happy with myself knowing what was in that ankle-deep pool of water.

Ankle deep? How much room is in your bladder? :O

But i was referring to peeing INTO the shower stall, not necessarily while you were showering

It'll drain eventually, im sure.

 

[Gerry_P]

But i was referring to peeing INTO the shower stall, not necessarily while you were showering

Oh. Uh...yeah, I knew that.

 

[soccerdad]

The shower stall bit reminded me of this

http://www.snafu.com/Shower.html

 

[sudbuddy]

The shower stall bit reminded me of this

http://www.snafu.com/Shower.html

Every single point on that is true :rockin:

 

[Melana]

Every single point on that is true :rockin:

No.

 

[sudbuddy]

No.

It is in my experience.

 

[cannman]

The shower stall bit reminded me of this

http://www.snafu.com/Shower.html

I don't do the "wooo wooo" part anymore. Afraid my gut might go "wiggle wobble wibble dabble"

 

[Stealthcruiser]

The morning wood piss is always the worst for me.

When I push down on it to aim, it kicks my feet backwards out from under me..........................

 

[1977Brewer]

I usually just ask if she wants any before I put it up.

She's never taken up the offer..

 

[Remmy]

Why do I keep looking in on this thread?

AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT AT THIS POINT...

This one should keep you busy for a bit: https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=466027

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

On a side note, my workplace is mostly women. It's a small company and we all share a unisex rest room.

I always make a point of putting the lid down. Even if I just went in there to wash my hands. If men are going to get an earful for leaving the seat up, then why should I make it convenient for them and leave the place ready for them to just sit and pee?

 

[dkwolf]

On a side note, my workplace is mostly women. It's a small company and we all share a unisex rest room.

I always make a point of putting the lid down. Even if I just went in there to wash my hands. If men are going to get an earful for leaving the seat up, then why should I make it convenient for them and leave the place ready for them to just sit and pee?

In that case, I'd take the seat with me when I leave

 

[JB_Brewing2]

In an effort to appease both sitters and standers, this might help:

 

[cannman]

If you pee in a cup, are you sitting or standing??

 

[invictusbrew]

I'll just leave this here.

Also, pretty sure I stole that from someone in the epic picture/meme thread, so all credit to whoever that was!

 

[W0GWT]

This one should keep you busy for a bit: https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=466027

My nuts hurt now... Thanks.


Putting this off as long as possible.

 

[slym2none]

Yeah, I saw the title of that thread, backed away slowly...

 

[podz]

If I only have to piss, then I stand. If I have to **** and piss, then I sit to do them both.

Never occured to me to sit down just to piss. Since I'm the only male in a household with 4 females, I like to stand up and make a powerful, long pissing sound to display my male dominance. Gets their panties in a wad every time. Wuff wuff!

 

[BrewinBromanite]

Am I the only one who has experienced an extreme surge of hydraulic pressure, and received much splash back when sitting down to urinate?

I'm surprised splash back caused from flushing hasn't been brought up more. Some toilets are horrible about this. For this reason, I stand in between flushes on known offending toilets (when pooping, mind you, and when multiple flushes are required). Then wipe the seat before sitting down again.

For peeing, I am a stander, unless: (a) too drunk to stand; (b) middle of night & don't want to turn on lights; (b.2) middle of night, need to pee real bad, and have random-middle-of-night-wood making standing a bit difficult; (c) or if a strong possibility that there may be poop accompanying the pee.

I also try to take the opportunity to pee outside whenever possible, most often when I take my dog out before bed. Never thought there would be so many regular sitters in this thread, but each to his own. Hell, my wife wishes she could stand. Especially for public toilets, which can be disgusting.

 

[Psylocide]

My nuts hurt now... Thanks.


Putting this off as long as possible.

Lol... as soon as our second comes along, I'm going down that road myself.

I can't even think about it without cringing.

 

[sudbuddy]

I'll just leave this here.

Also, pretty sure I stole that from someone in the epic picture/meme thread, so all credit to whoever that was!

The real question is, what is SHE scratching it with? I'm guessing it's not her back....

 

[Inkleg]

The real question is, what is SHE scratching it with? I'm guessing it's not her back....

Nice!
He's right, it could be her O face scratcher.

 

[cannman]

I'm just not sure...

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[Jaybird]

HOLY CRAPOLA I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS THREAD IS STILL GOING AND GOING AND GOING! LMAO!!!!


(why do I keep looking?) Baahhhhaaaaaa

Cheers
Jay

 

[Roadliner]

I'm just not sure...

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WHY does that exist??