Men who sit to pee

[hezagenius]

I think we need a separate thread called "Men who stand to $h!t". That could generate some interesting discussions.

 

[b-boy]

I went out with a few people. We had a few beers, ate, then went back to someone's house to hang out for a few hours.

As I was leaving one of the people in the group commented that I had an impressive bladder, since I didn't use the bathroom for the entire time. I thanked them for the compliment and said that I've trained my bladder by drinking a lot of beer.

I thought it was a little strange that someone was tracking my bathroom usage throughout the evening.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Save it for the "men who don't pee" thread

 

[homebrewer_99]

I admit. I have not yet read this thread. Somehow I've never seen it. But dude, self-courtesy flush! Have some self respect And spend some more quality time in the John.

I don't agree with "courtesy flushes"...it sprays ****-water on your butt.

Every once in a while I pee off my second story deck to mark my territory. I also use coyote urine to keep the foxes and coons at bay.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Every once in a while I pee off my second story deck to mark my territory. I also use coyote urine to keep the foxes and coons at bay.

Wow... How much coyote urine do you have to drink for that to still be effective when you're marking your territory?

 

[homebrewer_99]

Wow... How much coyote urine do you have to drink for that to still be effective when you're marking your territory?

LOL! There aren't enough hops in the world...

 

[Grinnan5150]

I was reading another thread here where this topic was brought up. The general consensus was that it makes you less of a man to sit. I call B.S. I am proud to say that at home, I sit. I dare any of you standers to wipe the wall or vanity adjacent to the toilet with a damp paper towel. Urine splashes everywhere.

In public restrooms and outside I'll stand. But at home, the rule is to sit. The reason for this is that I've remodeled 2 bathrooms that required total tear outs to remove the smell of urine caused by splashing, poor aim, etc.

Are there any fellow hbt males out there willing to publicly admit to sitting?

Only in the middle of the night when it’s dark and I’m tired and don’t want to stand. That being said, I don’t have an issue with any dude who wants to sit to pee. Doesn’t make you less of a man

 

[nobadays]

It's biblical (cough, cough) to pee standing up! Don't believe me? This is well worth the 2.5 minutes:

Wow.... and we wonder why followers are dropping away...

Cheers!

 

[Gumbo]

When I was in Navy boot camp (1992), we were required to sit to pee. The official reason was not to miss and dirty the head, but really it was just an extra level of emasculation aimed at recruits. I got over it.

 

[6Tap]

I’m thinking that machine gun lady probably stands up while she pees and I am ok with that.

 

[grampamark]

I don't sit to pee. Not because of some unfounded belief that doing so threatens my masculinity, but because I'm old and have an enlarged prostate. Most of you will live long enough to understand, someday.

 

[Pkrd]

It's biblical (cough, cough) to pee standing up! Don't believe me? This is well worth the 2.5 minutes:

Wow.... and we wonder why followers are dropping away...

Cheers!

There’s a closet sitter right there.

 

[b-boy]

I’m thinking that machine gun lady probably stands up while she pees and I am ok with that.

That's because if she sits, she probably won't be able to stand up again. I don't know how she keeps from falling over.

She's dragging around a couple hundred pounds of silicon.