Man, she's a horse in bed. Literally.

[Parker36]

What do you think it said?

"Willlllbbbuuurrrrr."

Haha, you're old.

 

[shecky]

Haha, you're old.

If you got it, so are you.

Being named Ed, you have no idea how many Mr. Ed references I had to endure growing up.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago that her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections. She noticed things in the barn had been moved around — dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse's stall at her Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.

Sugar should have made him use a condom.

Nice to see that South Carolina is keeping true to stereotypes.

 

[beerkrump]

I don't think that's the horse's real name.

 

[Clayton]

he was heading down to the sugar shack.



"She suspected Vereen would not be able to stay away from her horse, so she was ready when he snuck into her barn Monday. "

 

[shecky]

It would be a kick in the head if the horse wound up preggers.

Tin roof, rusted.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Neigh means neigh, dammit!

He got off easy though, he could have ended up like this dude: The Seattle Times: Local News: Details we can't quite comprehend

I was wondering when someone was going to mention Mr. Hands. There is a video out there if you're interested.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Haha, you're old.

I used to watch that **** all the time. You calling me old, too?

 

[no1likesme]

in the middle of his romp in the hay with her 21-year-old horse, Sugar.

Look on the bright side, at least the horse was of age.

 

[jgln]

Neigh means neigh, dammit!

He got off easy though, he could have ended up like this dude: The Seattle Times: Local News: Details we can't quite comprehend

Too many details.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Here are some more details for you:

Kenneth Pinyan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[homebeerbrewer]

If you got it, so are you.

Being named Ed, you have no idea how many Mr. Ed references I had to endure growing up.

Why the long face?

 

[Parker36]

Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker needs some action every once in a while, too.

 

[the_bird]

Could have been worse. Remember that dude in Wisconsin? The one who was caught ****ing a deer?

Who argued that this was not beastiality because the deer was deceased?

 

[DeathBrewer]

You can't rape it if it's dead. Or if it enjoys it.

 

[arturo7]

How can you tell if the horse is enjoying it?



Tapping it's front foot once every so often?

 

[DeathBrewer]

They do this little ear twirling thing when they get excited. Plus the raging hard-on kind of gives away its enthusiasm.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Literally no longer means literally

So did this guy eff a horse or not?

I literally hate Google.

 

[Zuljin]

Yes, because a Homosexual Horse F''er is way grosser and a hetero Horse F'er!

hey, we don't choose to be or not to be horse humpers. It just is.

 

[cheezydemon3]

hey, we don't choose to be or not to be horse humpers. It just is.

Oh REALLY????

When did you decide not to be a dinosaur rapist?????HUH???

That's right, you didn't, it just happened. I do think that raping a male horse goes against GOD.

 

[Zuljin]

Oh REALLY????

When did you decide not to be a dinosaur rapist?????HUH???

That's right, you didn't, it just happened. I do think that raping a male horse goes against GOD.

Those dinosaurs wanted it! Needed it! What with their little stubby arms. I was there for them, man. I was there. People now days, they don't understand the relationship, the bond, between man and thunder lizard.

And you know how they got that name? The sound they made when they walked? No. That's what people think, but no. That was the sound of Earth shaking dino-love.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Those dinosaurs wanted it! Needed it! What with their little stubby arms. I was there for them, man. I was there. People now days, they don't understand the relationship, the bond, between man and thunder lizard.

And you know how they got that name? The sound they made when they walked? No. That's what people think, but no. That was the sound of Earth shaking dino-love.

Words to live by man, words to live by.

 

[b-boy]

Wow - I am constantly amazed at the crazy threads on this site that occasionally bubble up from the bowels of hell. It's awesome. Horse sex - whoda thought?

What else is buried on this site? Any other gems I don't know about?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Bear stolen from the primary.....

 

[arturo7]

Sounds like a stable relationship.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Yes, because a Homosexual Horse F''er is way grosser and a hetero Horse F'er!

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thanks for the laugh!
Regards, GF.

 

[triskelion]

I remember someone asking about how much milk to use in a cream ale

What else is buried on this site? Any other gems I don't know about?

 

[The_Professor]

There is also the guy that had to marry a goat.

 

[Zuljin]

At least he made an honest goat of her. Or him. Hey, it's the 2000s.

 

[Frankiesurf]

I read a story recently about kind of the same thing but it wasn't bestiality.

A guy was arrested in his neighbors backyard for having sex with their pool float. He was sentenced to a very short jail term, just a few weeks if I remember. Two weeks after he was released he was arrested again for banging the same exact pool float.

Love is love I guess.