Man, she's a horse in bed. Literally.
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Being named Ed, you have no idea how many Mr. Ed references I had to endure growing up.
Why the long face?
Could have been worse. Remember that dude in Wisconsin? The one who was caught ****ing a deer?
Who argued that this was not beastiality because the deer was deceased?
Who argued that this was not beastiality because the deer was deceased?
You can't rape it if it's dead. Or if it enjoys it.
arturo7
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How can you tell if the horse is enjoying it?
Tapping it's front foot once every so often?
Tapping it's front foot once every so often?
They do this little ear twirling thing when they get excited. Plus the raging hard-on kind of gives away its enthusiasm.
cheezydemon3
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Literally no longer means literally
So did this guy eff a horse or not?
I literally hate Google.
So did this guy eff a horse or not?
I literally hate Google.
Yes, because a Homosexual Horse F''er is way grosser and a hetero Horse F'er!
hey, we don't choose to be or not to be horse humpers. It just is.
cheezydemon3
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Oh REALLY????
When did you decide not to be a dinosaur rapist?????HUH???
That's right, you didn't, it just happened. I do think that raping a male horse goes against GOD.
Those dinosaurs wanted it! Needed it! What with their little stubby arms. I was there for them, man. I was there. People now days, they don't understand the relationship, the bond, between man and thunder lizard.
And you know how they got that name? The sound they made when they walked? No. That's what people think, but no. That was the sound of Earth shaking dino-love.
cheezydemon3
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Words to live by man, words to live by.
Wow - I am constantly amazed at the crazy threads on this site that occasionally bubble up from the bowels of hell. It's awesome. Horse sex - whoda thought?
What else is buried on this site? Any other gems I don't know about?
What else is buried on this site? Any other gems I don't know about?
cheezydemon3
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Bear stolen from the primary.....
arturo7
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Sounds like a stable relationship.
gratus fermentatio
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Yes, because a Homosexual Horse F''er is way grosser and a hetero Horse F'er!
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thanks for the laugh!
Regards, GF.
triskelion
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The_Professor
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There is also the guy that had to marry a goat.
At least he made an honest goat of her. Or him. Hey, it's the 2000s.
I read a story recently about kind of the same thing but it wasn't bestiality.
A guy was arrested in his neighbors backyard for having sex with their pool float. He was sentenced to a very short jail term, just a few weeks if I remember. Two weeks after he was released he was arrested again for banging the same exact pool float.
Love is love I guess.
A guy was arrested in his neighbors backyard for having sex with their pool float. He was sentenced to a very short jail term, just a few weeks if I remember. Two weeks after he was released he was arrested again for banging the same exact pool float.
Love is love I guess.
alane1
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No, just "horseplay"
I read a story recently about kind of the same thing but it wasn't bestiality.
A guy was arrested in his neighbors backyard for having sex with their pool float. He was sentenced to a very short jail term, just a few weeks if I remember. Two weeks after he was released he was arrested again for banging the same exact pool float.
Love is love I guess.
They kept the float?!?!?
Hoppity
Just brew it!
I wonder if they had any kids?
There was the dude who got caught ****ing a picnic table.
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The_Professor
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Rotary equipment makes for a mean lover.
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