Know what would be cool?

[Homercidal]

If someone made a beer pitcher in the shape of male genitalia. The scrotum would hold the beer, and the spout would be in the shape of the member.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Can't imagine that being very impressive. To be realistic the falacy would have to be slumped over. I dunno about you, but when I am holding a gallon or more of beer in me, and chilled. I have a difficult time "saluting" for any occasion.

 

[Zymurgrafi]

um, yeah.



















I feel so dirty responding.

 

[MrNate]

One might almost surmise that's why you responded.

 

[GroovePuppy]

"Drunken ramblings" indeed! Is there a LaughingGnome in the room?

 

[the_bird]

So, uh.... you really want to put your lips on that thing? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You just wanna see a woman sucking the head off this thing, I'm assuming?

Bartender. Give that lady a foaming dick, and tell her it's from me.

 

[BigKahuna]

Can we have pint glasses that are female Genitalia?




Ya...Feeling like I need a shower and a scrub brush to wash this filth off!

 

[shecky]

If someone made a beer pitcher in the shape of male genitalia. The scrotum would hold the beer, and the spout would be in the shape of the member.

You have a job, right? Something to take up your time in a better fashion? Please tell me yes.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You know what would be cool? If you could make MY dick dispense beer. Not only would it attract my kind of woman, it would also give myself the incentive to excercise and become more limber

 

[Revvy]

well...if you look at my sigline, BK's come up with an interesting hydrometer sample jar

 

[Zymurgrafi]

You know what would be cool? If you could make MY dick dispense beer. Not only would it attract my kind of woman, it would also give myself the incentive to excercise and become more limber

uah...

juu--juu


whaa whaaa

wahaaaaa?

 

[Tenchiro]

**backs slowly away from this thread**

 

[JustDave]

Yeah, and then you could put the spout in a pint glass and you could be like, "Oh, you like that. You're a naughty piece of glassware, aren't you?" Yeah.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

**backs slowly away from this thread**

He's coming back......He's probably being watched at work .

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Yeah, and then you could put the spout in a pint glass and you could be like, "Oh, you like that. You're a naughty piece of glassware, aren't you?" Yeah.

You've thought about this before, hav'nt you.

 

[shecky]

You know what would be cool? If you could make MY dick dispense beer. Not only would it attract my kind of woman, it would also give myself the incentive to excercise and become more limber

Wow. You have officially gone round the bend. Flew past merely crazy to bat-**** insane.

 

[GroovePuppy]

You know what would be cool? If you could make MY dick dispense beer. Not only would it attract my kind of woman, it would also give myself the incentive to excercise and become more limber

You know I believe in real life you're a very normal, moral, decent human being, very polite, courteous and respectful. I believe you would never intentionally say or do anything that would upset, offend or disgust anyone. I believe this because I have to otherwise I'd have to contemplate cleaning vomit from my PC keyboard for the rest of the day.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

this kind of idea should be proceeded or followed by the statement "No Homo"

as illustrated here

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You know I believe in real life you're a very normal, moral, decent human being, very polite, courteous and respectful. I believe you would never intentionally say or do anything that would upset, offend or disgust anyone. I believe this because I have to otherwise I'd have to contemplate cleaning vomit from my PC keyboard for the rest of the day.

Oh, come on!! Like YOU have never wished you could drink beer from your own dick! I detect a lack of honesty from the people on this forum.

 

[shecky]

Oh, come on!! Like YOU have never wished you could drink beer from your own dick! I detect a lack of honesty from the people on this forum.

The fact that you've now made me actually contemplate this has made me ill.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

The fact that you've now made me actually contemplate this has made me ill.

Listen, at least I didn't start a thread about Wii cheat codes!!!

 

[shecky]

Listen, at least I didn't start a thread about Wii cheat codes!!!

Yeah, but you can Wii from your dick.

 

[GroovePuppy]

Oh, come on!! Like YOU have never wished you could drink beer from your own dick! I detect a lack of honesty from the people on this forum.

I think I can honestly say without fear of contraception that drinking from a glass has never left me dissatisfied.

Girl : "Who do you expect to satisfy with that?"

Me : "Me!"

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Peeing beer from your willy? Come on guys!!! Think how much fun you would be at parties!!! OK, maybe not some parties, but honestly!.............

Oh......Ok.....I've been seriously thinking about it now............





STILL AWESOME!!!!

 

[HBHoss]

I think I can honestly say without fear of contraception that drinking from a glass has never left me dissatisfied.

Girl : "Who do you expect to satisfy with that?"

Me : "Me!"

Well, so far we've heard from the northern and southern parts of the UK, have the Irish shown up yet? :cross:

 

[shecky]

Well, so far we've heard from the northern and southern parts of the UK, have the Irish shown up yet? :cross:

They're smart enough to run far, far away from this.

 

[Bourdon]

This thread is beyond comment. It's like that guy in orgazmo

"I'm not gay or anything.... but I'd like to have penis-shaped glassware"

 

[MrNate]

Oh, come on!! Like YOU have never wished you could drink beer from your own dick! I detect a lack of honesty from the people on this forum.

Dammit, just when I was starting to dislike you you have to go and come out with a statement like that. Bastard.

 

[wild]

You know what would be cool? If you could make MY dick dispense beer. Not only would it attract my kind of woman, it would also give myself the incentive to excercise and become more limber

You'd have to be limber and stronger to walk around with 5 gallons of beer sloshin' in your nut sack!

 

[Nerro]

You don't happen to be from Amsterdam do you?

This thread is awkwardly like that old "if you could blow yourself, would you"-conversation...

Go to the Czech republic, I'm convinced Prague is littered with stuff like this.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Twenty one posts since Laughing_gnome suggested peeing beer and Not. One. OF. YOU made a reference to peeing BMC. I am ashamed of all of you!

 

[Homercidal]

Wow, I never expected all of the negative reactions.. I think you've blown this all out of proportion. I just thought it would make a funny GAG, I mean novelty item to use at parties.

Sheesh.

Of course it would not be flaccid, though. The thing would have to be at least slightly upright in order to work properly (that's what SHE said!)

Ok, now that I've had time to think this over, I think it's not all that funny or interesting. I'm with Gnome on the flexibility though. That would rule! I'd never go back to work and die homeless, penniless, and completely happy.

 

[Revvy]

Hmmm...I actually didn't think the responses were negative...I thought it was just us being our usually inane selves when not talking about brewing...and I thought it was cool you brought it out in us!

 

[Tenchiro]

This thread is beyond comment. It's like that guy in orgazmo

"I'm not gay or anything.... but I'd like to have penis-shaped glassware"

Haha, bet movie ever. :rockin:

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Well, I personally enjoyed this thread. Not negative at all! In fact I have started Yoga lessons!

 

[BrianTheBrewer]

Ok, now that I've had time to think this over, I think it's not all that funny or interesting. I'm with Gnome on the flexibility though. That would rule! I'd never go back to work and die homeless, penniless, and completely happy.

Wow...............

 

[Chad]

Not only would it attract my kind of woman, it would also give myself the incentive to excercise and become more limber

Ah, but this is exactly why the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed was invented.

Chad

 

[Kauai_Kahuna]

You know what would be cool? If you could make MY dick dispense beer.

Mine recycles beer, is that close enough?

 

[Revvy]

Mine recycles beer, is that close enough?

Oh you mean you make corona then?