Know what would be cool?

[Nerro]

You don't happen to be from Amsterdam do you?

This thread is awkwardly like that old "if you could blow yourself, would you"-conversation...

Go to the Czech republic, I'm convinced Prague is littered with stuff like this.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Twenty one posts since Laughing_gnome suggested peeing beer and Not. One. OF. YOU made a reference to peeing BMC. I am ashamed of all of you!

 

[Homercidal]

Wow, I never expected all of the negative reactions.. I think you've blown this all out of proportion. I just thought it would make a funny GAG, I mean novelty item to use at parties.

Sheesh.

Of course it would not be flaccid, though. The thing would have to be at least slightly upright in order to work properly (that's what SHE said!)

Ok, now that I've had time to think this over, I think it's not all that funny or interesting. I'm with Gnome on the flexibility though. That would rule! I'd never go back to work and die homeless, penniless, and completely happy.

 

[Revvy]

Hmmm...I actually didn't think the responses were negative...I thought it was just us being our usually inane selves when not talking about brewing...and I thought it was cool you brought it out in us!

 

[Tenchiro]

This thread is beyond comment. It's like that guy in orgazmo

"I'm not gay or anything.... but I'd like to have penis-shaped glassware"

Haha, bet movie ever. :rockin:

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Well, I personally enjoyed this thread. Not negative at all! In fact I have started Yoga lessons!

 

[BrianTheBrewer]

Ok, now that I've had time to think this over, I think it's not all that funny or interesting. I'm with Gnome on the flexibility though. That would rule! I'd never go back to work and die homeless, penniless, and completely happy.

Wow...............

 

[Chad]

Not only would it attract my kind of woman, it would also give myself the incentive to excercise and become more limber

Ah, but this is exactly why the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed was invented.

Chad

 

[Kauai_Kahuna]

You know what would be cool? If you could make MY dick dispense beer.

Mine recycles beer, is that close enough?

 

[Revvy]

Mine recycles beer, is that close enough?

Oh you mean you make corona then?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Yeah, but you can Wii from your dick.

You know, I'd 1/2 expect somebody to come out with a Wii game that is based on this comment. Just put the control in your pocket & pump those hips to see the action on the screen. They'll get Linda Lovelace & Ron Jeremy to do the commercials, sort of like a parody of those commercials that have Chuck Norris & Christy Brinkley pitching those exercise machines. "Works those abs, glutes & leg muscles while providing a fun way to increase your cardio..." <LOL>

 

[Homercidal]

There is a game in Japan that simulates wii'ing. Didn't look that fun, but watching other people play is pretty funny. Especially the girls.